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This time a UK student plays the right handed research prank on his friends.




Posted by: Scottjpw on the 17th 2006f February 2006 | Comments: (117) | Make Favorite


Rybo



Posted by: Rybo on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 07:07  Quote comment
Suprised to see that everyone had white and straight teeth. You guys finally got dentists over there?

TK



Posted by: TK on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 07:52  Quote comment
lol

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Posted by: herbtree on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 08:28  View profile Quote comment
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On 17-02-06 13:07 Rybo wrote:
Suprised to see that everyone had white and straight teeth. You guys finally got dentists over there?



Forget the dentists, shouldn't you be more concerned over shutting Guantanamo Bay torture prison camp?

The Manc



Posted by: The Manc on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 10:12  Quote comment
Quote:
On 17-02-06 13:07 Rybo wrote:
Suprised to see that everyone had white and straight teeth. You guys finally got dentists over there?


We have dentists u prick, and i think you'll find they don't straighten teeth, you mean orthandontists. We have those also its just that were not all so shallow vain and obsessed with asthetics that we feel the need to appear 'perfect'. Evidently you don't have education in america yet.

me



Posted by: me on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 10:17  Quote comment
Anyone know where to get that test online?

US vs. UK



Posted by: US vs. UK on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 10:24  Quote comment
hehe you guys really hate eachother for some reason Well I guess its not all you who hate eachother but it seems so with all the hostile comments on this webpage

The Manc



Posted by: The Manc on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 11:45  Quote comment
Quote:
On 17-02-06 16:24 US vs. UK wrote:
hehe you guys really hate eachother for some reason Well I guess its not all you who hate eachother but it seems so with all the hostile comments on this webpage


Its not just the UK the whole world hates America, and with good cause.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 12:15  View profile Quote comment
i agree with the Manc

JAB_CT



Posted by: JAB_CT on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 13:56  Quote comment
waa waa we just had a natural disaster we need the usa.

waa waa this country is picking on us we need the usa.

waa waa we need better technology and fighter jets and military supplies we need the usa.

Next time you insecure idiots from the Dummylands (this includes just about everywhere except the UK and one or two others) call out for help I hope we let your asses rot. Learn how to take care of yourselves and leave others alone so we dont have to come there and then hear shit about it. Dopes.

pigg



Posted by: pigg on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 14:39  Quote comment
I think I may have stirred things up with the 911 comments. oops!! where can you get that test? By the way we have dentists here and I am , a horse dentist in fact, I swear to god.

sangwria



Posted by: sangwria on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 17:30  Quote comment
fat ugly girls only

JAB_CT



Posted by: JAB_CT on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 17:39  Quote comment
Yeah funny how the non usa crowd quiets right down when the truth is thrown in their face. Now pipe down and maybe, just maybe, next time a huge earthquake rocks your city we will come and help, like we always do, because your own government cannot do it, and really can care less about you.
Now bow to the red white & blue.

BTW this video is of the Maze Game. You can get it here.
http://www.winterrowd.com/maze1.swf

CrazyAce



Posted by: CrazyAce on the 17th 2006f Feb @ 20:34  Quote comment
What I want to know is how the heck did he get all those hot chicks as friends?

Jim



Posted by: Jim on the 18th 2006f Feb @ 02:25  Quote comment
I'd like to see more of the chick with the big tits at the 47-second mark.

shokomann



Posted by: shokomann on the 18th 2006f Feb @ 03:31  Quote comment
the UK has some fine ass chicks, haha

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 18th 2006f Feb @ 08:43  Quote comment
Almost every one of those chicks has a potato looking face and their arms are all flabby with skin color that's about one shade off from a corpse. What's up with that?
The guys all look like emasculated eunuchs, kinda like a cross between Boy-george and Tony Blair. (shudder).
You people may want to try lifting weights once in a while and maybe actually going outside to get some sun. (and try cutting back on the deep fried fish with fries)

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Posted by: super_jay on the 18th 2006f Feb @ 17:12  View profile Quote comment
boring!

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 18th 2006f Feb @ 23:42  View profile Quote comment
[quote]On 17-02-06 23:39 JAB_CT wrote:
Yeah funny how the non usa crowd quiets right down when the truth is thrown in their face. Now pipe down and maybe, just maybe, next time a huge earthquake rocks your city we will come and help, like we always do, because your own government cannot do it, and really can care less about you.
Now bow to the red white & blue.

Bow to the Red white & blue ?... the english flag ?, france maybe, or perhaps you meant the dutch ?.. or the russian...Norway, iceland ?.. It's so confusing ....


Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 00:16  Quote comment
Of course it's confusing for you. Afterall you only think of The United States Of America when you're in need of assistance.... Are you saying we shouldn't expect your call next time? Bet you find our phone number real quick!

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Posted by: pigg on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 15:59  View profile Quote comment
Quote:
On 19-02-06 06:16 Bah wrote:
Of course it's confusing for you. Afterall you only think of The United States Of America when you're in need of assistance.... Are you saying we shouldn't expect your call next time? Bet you find our phone number real quick!


Oh yes sorry Bah I forgot that all the other countries asked the usa to help us bomb the shit out of Afghanistan. And Iraq...TWICE or was it the other way round?. Oh yes and I would like to thank the USA for everything that they did to save the people of Rwanda. America only Assisted in WW2 because of Pearl harbour which made them make their mind up whose side they were on.

The Manc



Posted by: The Manc on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 17:52  Quote comment
Quote:
On 17-02-06 23:39 JAB_CT wrote:
Yeah funny how the non usa crowd quiets right down when the truth is thrown in their face. Now pipe down and maybe, just maybe, next time a huge earthquake rocks your city we will come and help, like we always do, because your own government cannot do it, and really can care less about you.
Now bow to the red white & blue.

BTW this video is of the Maze Game. You can get it here.
http://www.winterrowd.com/maze1.swf




I think you'll find it was the USA that asked for Britains help in the war against 'Terror' (aka the oil run).
Fool of took.

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Posted by: pigg on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 18:03  View profile Quote comment
that is exactly what i was saying Manc.

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 18:17  Quote comment
Why should we be involved with Rwanda? England is the country who destabilized the region through the colonisation period. Let them clean up their own mess. As you Eurotrash are so fond of saying, we're not the world police.
And you and I both know that England has only added "help" to The Middle East, by allowing us to point to them being there as well and tell the rest of the world that we're not the only ones who see the need to be there. Other than that, you're 4 Tornados and 6 Challenger Main Battle tanks does not an army make.
It's really too bad that out of the 3000 troops they have there, 20 of them had to go and beat up little kids. Tough guys. All I'm going to say about Pearl Harbor is you should really be thinking to yourselves how lucky you are that happened. If this is your way of saying thank you to all of the Americans who died defending your freedom to now talk smack about the rest of us, I have to say it's somewhat less than what I bet they were expecting.

Binici



Posted by: Binici on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 19:09  Quote comment
FUCK U BAH.... how many times do i have to tell you useless bitch what really happened: America became a part of the WW2 after 2 years had past: They didnt do shit til Pearl Harbour, and i think that you make it sound like you did more than you actually did. Remember that you were not just the only country involved. Nearly rest of the world was involved before you, do you really know how many eruopeans who have died??? A lot more than the americans. And one last thing: You invade other countries and for what?? do you really know what is happening???? your geverment is the terrorist, and you call the innocent people terrorists and kill them for no reason. stop thinking like a retard. BITCH

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 21:41  Quote comment
FUCK YOU BIKINI
You lie like a bear rug through your most likely twisted and yellow teeth.
You don't know shit about WW1, WW2 or any of the other wars that have been fought without your lazy Eurotrash assholes.
If America wasn't instrumental in saving your asses, why did Churchill NOT warn the US about Pear??
Exactly. Because you were all doing such a smack up job of it all without us... HAHAH ever hear of the Maginot Line???? HAHAHAHA LMFAO.
All you Eurotrash know how to START a war, very few of you know how to FINISH a war.

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 22:46  View profile Quote comment
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On 20-02-06 03:41 Bah wrote:
FUCK YOU BIKINI
You lie like a bear rug through your most likely twisted and yellow teeth.
You don't know shit about WW1, WW2 or any of the other wars that have been fought without your lazy Eurotrash assholes.
If America wasn't instrumental in saving your asses, why did Churchill NOT warn the US about Pear??
Exactly. Because you were all doing such a smack up job of it all without us... HAHAH ever hear of the Maginot Line???? HAHAHAHA LMFAO.
All you Eurotrash know how to START a war, very few of you know how to FINISH a war.


Eh... How could churchill warn the U.S about something that was a complete surprise , besides the germans only lost because hitler made a whole lot of serious and dumb misstakes. That is more or less historically proven... As if the states would have stood a chance against the germans mano a mano in wwii... allow me to grin at the idea.

Teuton



Posted by: Teuton on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 00:22  Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 04:46 Tyrfingr wrote:
[..]

Eh... How could churchill warn the U.S about something that was a complete surprise , besides the germans only lost because hitler made a whole lot of serious and dumb misstakes. That is more or less historically proven... As if the states would have stood a chance against the germans mano a mano in wwii... allow me to grin at the idea.

Too true Tyrfingr, the entire NASA space and rocket system came from defected German astrophsicist's and stolen German research and development. They started with the V1 and V2 'flying bombs' that blitzed England and at the end WW2 where approx 6 months from a functional Intercontinental Ballistic Missle. Hitler with ICBM's would have been unstoppable.

Russia saved both your asses.

spencer



Posted by: spencer on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 01:16  Quote comment
one thing i dont get about the uk is the royal family. if our government was paying that much money so that a select few people could live in the lap of luxury while there are poor people starving, i'd like to think we'd burn the fuckin palace down. and cut some heads off.

jim bo jo...



Posted by: jim bo jo... on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 04:09  Quote comment
um........ this is a clip about some guy oulling a computer prank on his friends and scareing the shit out of them. how the hell did it turn into a debate about polotics and wars 60-80 years ago. man it got really angry really fast!

The Manc



Posted by: The Manc on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 08:36  Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 04:46 Tyrfingr wrote:
[..]

Eh... How could churchill warn the U.S about something that was a complete surprise , besides the germans only lost because hitler made a whole lot of serious and dumb misstakes. That is more or less historically proven... As if the states would have stood a chance against the germans mano a mano in wwii... allow me to grin at the idea.


Americans always claim they saved us in the War. A couple of questions, if the american army is so great and saves everyone else all the time,

a) explain Vietnam
b) explain why they needed our help in Iraq
c) explain why theyre always killing theyre own soldiors.pfft friendly fire.

Just a nation of trigger happy lunatics.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 10:29  View profile Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 14:36 The Manc wrote:
[..]

Americans always claim they saved us in the War. A couple of questions, if the american army is so great and saves everyone else all the time,

a) explain Vietnam
b) explain why they needed our help in Iraq
c) explain why theyre always killing theyre own soldiors.pfft friendly fire.

Just a nation of trigger happy lunatics.




Answers....
a) On April 30, 1975, the Vietnam War ended with the capture of Saigon by Communist forces and the surrender of General Duong Vanh Minh and his cabinet in the Presidential palace. U.S. personnel and the last American marines were hastily evacuated from the roof of the U.S. embassy. Twenty years later a fundamental question still remains unanswered: Who won the Vietnam War? The U.S. was defeated on the battlefield and Vietnam never received war reparations payments from the U.S. for the massive loss of life and destruction. Many Americans beleive today that they won the war in Vietnam which has been proved incorrect.

b) By the time we reached the diplomacy of the Iraq crisis, the British government was reduced to being the provisional wing of the state department. It became almost an internal player in Washington's inter-agency struggles, seeking to influence the president a little this way or that, basically going along with the president to try and control him, one example is the propsed bombing of Al-jazera news network which the UK Prime talked the President out of doing. American opinion polls showed that Bush needed a prominent ally to be sure of popular support for the war on Iraq. He needed Britain as his ally to win the support of US citizens.

c) America are always killing each other and other 'allies' by friendly fire due to the 'gun ho' nature which is part of the US culture and lack of expertise. We see how Dick Cheney was involved in a private 'friendly fire' incident where he shot a peer. Its just nice to see that friendly fire runs from the bottom ranks of solider right up through to the administration.
Basically, The Manc has it right, a nation of trigger happy lunatics.

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 10:41  Quote comment
HAHAH What more could you possibly do to prove what an ignorant asshole you are???
Do you EVER speak the truth about ANYTHING???

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 10:49  Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 16:41 Bah wrote:
HAHAH What more could you possibly do to prove what an ignorant asshole you are???
Do you EVER speak the truth about ANYTHING???


Sung to the tune of Jingle bells.

Red Herings, red herrings, red herrings all the way.
Oh what fun it is to taunt a tosser who is gay.


Give it up dumb boy...

b



Posted by: b on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 10:55  Quote comment
Quote:
On 18-02-06 14:43 Bah wrote:
Almost every one of those chicks has a potato looking face and their arms are all flabby with skin color that's about one shade off from a corpse. What's up with that?
The guys all look like emasculated eunuchs, kinda like a cross between Boy-george and Tony Blair. (shudder).
You people may want to try lifting weights once in a while and maybe actually going outside to get some sun. (and try cutting back on the deep fried fish with fries)


hahahah Holycrap that was funny!

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Posted by: herbtree on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:01  View profile Quote comment
Also sung to the tune of Jingle Bells:

Bah oh Bah, Bah oh Bah, the shit you spew all day.
Oh what fun it is to dis this little American gay.
Bah oh Bah, Bah oh Bah, we know of which way you sway.
Oh what fun it is to here a redneck on low pay
Bah oh Bah, Bah oh Bah, listen to this you silly prick
Oh what fun it would be to hit you with the shitty stick.

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:02  Quote comment

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:09  Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 17:01 herbtree wrote:

Oh what fun it would be to hit you with the shitty stick.


So you wish to personally threaten me with physical violence?

paul span...



Posted by: paul span... on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:16  Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 17:09 Bah wrote:
[..]

So you wish to personally threaten me with physical violence?


NO. I want to challenge to a race, on the Salt Flats.

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:16  Quote comment
The inferior part, the worse side of an unequal deal. For example, Helen got the short end of the stick when she was assigned another week of night duty. The precise analogy in this term, first recorded in the 1930s, has been lost. Some believe it comes from worse end of the staff, used since the early 1500s, which in the mid-1800s became, in some instances, short or shitty end of the stick, allegedly from a stick poked up one's rectum by another in command of the situation. Others believe it alludes to fighting with sticks, where having a shorter stick is a disadvantage. Also see wrong end of the stick.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:21  View profile Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 17:09 Bah wrote:
[..]

So you wish to personally threaten me with physical violence?



I would do but that means I'll have to make a trip over to the States considering the fact that you wont have a passport.


The Manc



Posted by: The Manc on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:24  Quote comment
hahahahahhahahahahahaha

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:25  Quote comment

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:45  View profile Quote comment
Quote:
On 20-02-06 06:22 Teuton wrote:
[..]
Too true Tyrfingr, the entire NASA space and rocket system came from defected German astrophsicist's and stolen German research and development. They started with the V1 and V2 'flying bombs' that blitzed England and at the end WW2 where approx 6 months from a functional Intercontinental Ballistic Missle. Hitler with ICBM's would have been unstoppable.

Russia saved both your asses.



Yeah i know , been reading history for 15 years i never seem to get enough of it... The germans had it all in WWII, basically every kind of weapon we have to date was developed by the germans. Air to ground missiles, Ground to air missiles. Anti-ship rockets launched from planes, radio guided missiles and a version that used a TV screen!. The "Sturmgewehr-44" was the worlds first assault rifle made that the russians copied and is today known as AK-47. The worlds first jet-fighter and the rocket plane, And the Delta wing that americans boost about was german to begin with.. Just google for Horten airplane if you doubt me. The germans already had a jetpowered delta wing back then... The list goes on and on. Another thing that was really kick ass was the Infrared sights or nightvision that came along in late 1944, and was used in few numbers in tanks and assaultrifles. I love history, one gets a whole other view on world events and fun facts.

One of the latest known technologies in submarine weaponry is rocketpropelled torpedoes that popped up in russia called "Squal", the germans worked on that in -43 i think succeeded in launcing a couple but deemed the project "too dangerous to procced with" due to poor materials because of the prolonged war. They also made successful submerged rocketlaunches as well with Wurframen-43 rockets.

Not to mention the vastly superior tanks. But too few of everything though, Hitlers orders never to withdraw resulted in such major encirclements of regiments and losses that could never be replenished. So that's actually the main reason why the germans lost.. After all, it took 5 american sherman tanks to beat a single Panther.

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:50  Quote comment
Actually, I've been to the U.K.
It's cold, wet, expensive and crowded as a fuck, oh, and the food was pretty bad. Except for some of the fruit and the chocolate, which I think was imported from France.
The beer tasted like it was strained through someone's jockstrap, and all joking aside... I have never seen worse teeth in my life... and I've been to West Virginia and Tennesee... Seriously.
Scotland was cool, although the food was again, nothing to write home about. The scenery on the other hand was AMAZING. Especially the areas along the mainland in the isles.
Ireland, (North, I've yet to get to the South which I've heard many wonderful things about) I've been to as well, and I have to be honest again. You poor people being watched over by cameras because you either can't feel safe from one another, or the Government feels the need to watch out for the populace. Of course that's the same things insn't it? Since the Governement is supposed to be the people for the people.
Overall, I extend you an invitation to meet me here where I'm sure you would like to come visit to escape the rain and clouds anyway, and come somewhere that there aren't cameras recording your every move.
In the parlance of your people... "Cheers"

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 12:06  Quote comment
I met my wife in Seattle did nothing but rain the whole time. How is it that there are so many American camera shows? The best American food I had was Mexican (and a suprisingly tasty curry). All said though, I would still be living in Spokane if it wasn't for the missus.

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 12:12  Quote comment
Please refer to my post regarding Englishmen (Europeans) moving to America for a better education and higher paying job.
Thank you for the credibility boost however, much appreciated.

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 12:24  Quote comment
No problems. If I was doing my job in the US, I would be paid at least twice as much.

Irish man



Posted by: Irish man on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 13:37  Quote comment
did someone someone say the best american food was mexican??there 2 different countrys

celtic67



Posted by: celtic67 on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 16:39  Quote comment
Bah, ur really starting to get on my nerves man. This is like the third time ive come across you talking utter shite that has nothing to do with the actual video in question. Go and get a life an stop calling us 'Eurotrash' you ignorant redneck fucker. go get a life, a job and maybe.......oh A FUKING PASSPORT an come to europe to see what its really like and so that wee can teach your faggit ass a fucking lesson. Now shut the fuck up, do not reply to this and go an get a fukin life

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 16:57  Quote comment
You're a disgrace to every Celt who has ever lived. Take the moniker off your handle. Change it to "sukenglishcok4real" and open your narrow minded eurotrash view of the world - stereotyping an American as if I've never been to Europe and how I would be so impressed if I went.
Been there, have not been impressed. One of the wonderful things of being an American is that we are able to travel freely within our own borders without fear of greedy fucking politicians at every border crossing, or assholes who want to start shit since we're not from their pissant little country, with so much to see, from glaciers to ocean, from desert to tropics, from prairie to great lakes - AND we are all able to speak to eachother easily as well.
We are what Europe only wishes it could be, so why the fuck would I want to go back and see a shitload of castles and churches showcasing why assholes like you have not been able to get along for the last 4 thousand years????

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 17:10  Quote comment
Time for another limerick.

Now this didn’t come as a shock.
But Bah can suck his own cock.
Debates he won’t win
Just gets spunk on his chin
Gets beaten and still won’t take stock

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 17:48  Quote comment
Funboy likes to make up his stories,
to hide English history, so gory.
He argues so well with red herrings,
and he looks rather daring in earings.
But mostly I find he's just boring.


PS you are right about being able to suck my own cock though.. but I don't like to brag.

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 17:53  Quote comment
Not bad, that was almost a limerick, now isnt this more fun? Easy to read and not too wordy.

Bah is a strange old sort
In his posts he is getting quite short
But we still wear a smile
Says he’s been to our Isle
But hasn’t even got a passport

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Posted by: herbtree on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 18:15  View profile Quote comment
i want in on this.....

Bah is a retard for sure
He blags about himself to a bore,
So be it, I'll be blunt,
Say no more about this ****,
To conclude...his mum's a whore.

Funboy



Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 18:18  Quote comment
Now Bah says he’s got a big cock
But it’s a turnip rolled up in a sock
He takes dick in his ass
Cos he cant find a lass
And blows sailors down at the dock

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Posted by: herbtree on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 18:47  View profile Quote comment
Bah doesnt just blow sheep for fun,
No, he does cos he was taught by his mum,
He does it all day,
Suck sheep that are gay,
And for fun he then becomes an even bigger PRICK!

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 21:53  Quote comment
The Euro can't get a firm start,
cause Europe is quite full of barf.
The Italians don't care, the Germans much less, and Britain won't even take part.
How come must this be do you ask
well I just may up to the task.
It's quite possibly hard, to get all on board, but much more when they're all Eurotrash!
There's calm in the air on this day,
with most European men gay
They have their dark beer and 6 foot tall queers, but off in the distance it's grey. It's a new dawn that's rising it's true, The British are a much smaller crew. Tis close to the day when Scotland the Brave will bring them what they have come due. Oh Ireland ye shine yet so bright, even with all Cornwall's might. They brought you to bay, for about half a day, but soon it will be England's NIGHT.

LOL This is fun. I didn't realize I had such a nack for this.
I may need to start keeping copies of these for my children to pass on to their children, so that we may never forget the atrocities of England and Europe.

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Posted by: SopieMunky on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 02:49  View profile Quote comment
How on earth did this turn into a debate?

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Posted by: herbtree on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 06:25  View profile Quote comment
Bah, if you dont like the English then use another language, it makes sense. (dont come back and say ''well what about the scotish or irish, they use english- maybe true but they have their own dialects aswell. I gues the American mother tongue would be that of the native indians but considering they were all wiped out to maske way for manifest destiny, i doubt you have learned any) Anyways, again i repeat, if you hate the English and their history, GO AND USE ANOTHER LANGUAGE.

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Posted by: Bah on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 07:52  Quote comment
Why should I?
I have the right to the English language. It is the prominent language in America and I also have the lineage to it as well. You can ignore history, but you can't escape it you know.
Oh and Scots English is an actual language by the way.
I'm sure Gaelic would really help me in life as I continue to work and maintain more earning power than you right? So sorry, I'll just stick with my language as a tribute to my ancestors who escaped British tyranny, started a new life here, fought them off again and have prospered ever since.
Good day.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 08:19  View profile Quote comment
''I'll just stick with my language''

again, it is not your language it is English. again, if you dont like the English, then use another language, simple.

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Posted by: Bah on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 16:46  Quote comment
Ah, but you're wrong and full of misinformation once again. It IS our language, and it is actually different than England's English, they are actually two different dialects. I know these are big words, with difficult concepts for you. I'll try to simplify... You know how the English Bastards who came to The United States Of America all stood in a row wearing bright red jackets? And you know how the Minutemen all stood off in the distance hiding behind objects with dark clothing on? Yeah, well it was just like that... a seperation with distinction.
YOU have to leave WE got to stay and from then on, you're been using OUR language.
Dickhead.

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Posted by: Funboy on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 16:59  Quote comment
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On 21-02-06 22:46 Bah wrote:
Ah, but you're wrong and full of misinformation once again. It IS our language, and it is actually different than England's English, they are actually two different dialects. I know these are big words, with difficult concepts for you. I'll try to simplify... You know how the English Bastards who came to The United States Of America all stood in a row wearing bright red jackets? And you know how the Minutemen all stood off in the distance hiding behind objects with dark clothing on? Yeah, well it was just like that... a seperation with distinction.
YOU have to leave WE got to stay and from then on, you're been using OUR language.
Dickhead.


Ah Bah-fag. Now I understand your gramatical problems. You think that you speak a different language. I wonder what Freud would make of that. "I sink zat you may be harbouring wery deep-rooted homosexual tendencies, do ju hug ze trees?"

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Posted by: herbtree on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 17:14  View profile Quote comment
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On 21-02-06 22:46 Bah wrote:
Ah, but you're wrong and full of misinformation once again. It IS our language, and it is actually different than England's English, they are actually two different dialects. I know these are big words, with difficult concepts for you. I'll try to simplify... You know how the English Bastards who came to The United States Of America all stood in a row wearing bright red jackets? And you know how the Minutemen all stood off in the distance hiding behind objects with dark clothing on? Yeah, well it was just like that... a seperation with distinction.
YOU have to leave WE got to stay and from then on, you're been using OUR language.
Dickhead.



what the fuck are you talking about?? honestly? what the FUCK are you on about ?? ive never heard such utter spew in my life. what the fuck man.

''its actually differnt from england's english'' the fucking accents different obviously and you spell some words different like 'mum' 'mom' and 'centre' 'center', but at the end of the day you son of a bitch, ENGLISH is fucking ENGLISH.

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Quote:
On 21-02-06 23:14 herbtree wrote:
[..]


what the fuck are you talking about?? honestly? what the FUCK are you on about ?? ive never heard such utter spew in my life. what the fuck man.

''its actually differnt from england's english'' the fucking accents different obviously and you spell some words different like 'mum' 'mom' and 'centre' 'center', but at the end of the day you son of a bitch, ENGLISH is fucking ENGLISH.


Careful Herb, you're starting to sound superior.

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Posted by: Bah on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 17:22  Quote comment
Quote:
On 21-02-06 23:14 herbtree wrote:
[..]


what the fuck are you talking about?? honestly? what the FUCK are you on about ?? ive never heard such utter spew in my life. what the fuck man.

''its actually differnt from england's english'' the fucking accents different obviously and you spell some words different like 'mum' 'mom' and 'centre' 'center', but at the end of the day you son of a bitch, ENGLISH is fucking ENGLISH.


HAHAHA What a MOROON, HAHAHA he doesn't even know what a dialect is... hahahaha
There once was a recoat named Herbtree
He thought that bright red I could not see
So all in a row, the British stood waiting to go
Meanwhile I shot them from my tree.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 17:27  View profile Quote comment
ok then Bah-fag, ''it is actually different than England's English, they are actually two different dialects.'' explain these 'different' dialects then? eh? BAH-FAG??

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Posted by: Bah on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 18:44  Quote comment
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On 21-02-06 23:27 herbtree wrote:
HUMPHGAGLEHUMPHGACKHUPMHG

SORRY MUST BE A LANGUAGE BARRIER - OH YES I SEE IT, THERE"S A HUGE SCOTTISH COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 19:27  View profile Quote comment
fucking moron.

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 22:31  View profile Quote comment
Yeah well... i just feel for the rest of the missunderstood population in america if they have alot of these ignorant citizens giving them a bad name and reputation abroad. My god.... Bah! is actually a very striking nick to choose for this person behind it.

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Posted by: Bah on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 00:09  Quote comment
You make all these arrogant claims of how delusional I am and yet out of all these posts, there has not been ONE that has addressed the specific FACTUAL basis for my posts.
If you have FACTS then let's talk, if not, then admit you're wrong. Otherwise you just live in the la-la land of most Europeans who think they come from the greatest, most wonderful place in the world, and everyone else is less than them. And the other thing you Eurotrash tend to do is perpetuate the stigma that "everyone" "hates" The United States Of America and seriously, that's bullshit. I have traveled and yes, there have been a couple places I did not feel safe specifically because of the nationality on my passport (which as arrogant Eurotrash you stereotype me as not having) but overall, I've had people speak to me about wanting to live in The United States Of America and/or having wanting to/already have traveled here.
I think most of the pure bullshit that is spewed forth about the "whole world" “hating” us is just a smoke screen developed by Europeans to deflect the criticism from themselves. Honestly. And furthermore, there are many people here who are of descent from countries which are still, or have been, oppressed by England, so why the fuck are you so startled that there would be people around the world who can't stand them? Are you really that dumb to think the whole world doesn’t know the historical facts which have formed the foundation for Europe? Or do you just think, again in your arrogance, that the population of The United States Of America just doesn’t know the history, because we’re so “dumb” as you Eurotrash like to portray us? Most of the time people don't bring it up, because as I've mentioned the past is the past and besides WE United States citizens are MUCH better off having come here. BUT, when you idiots start bashing The United States Of America and acting the way you do, (which even though it's ingrained into the national psyche of England and most of Europe, it does not excuse it) don't you expect people are sort of taken aback by the absolute irony of YOU criticizing US? I know I am! Get off your fucking high horse and stop thinking 1) you are superior, believe me, you’re not and 2) that I am the only one who understands what has happened to cause people like me to be the populace for America, believe me, I’m not the only one. And 3) get the fuck out of Ireland and 4) stop stealing Scotland’s oil and get your paws off their purse strings and give them their own government 5) free Wales from their national identity crisis and 6) get your fucking paws off of India’s purse strings and 7) make some restitution to Africa for the absolute RAPE of that continent and help rebuild and stabilize the countries torn apart by civil war because of the colonization.
Maybe if you people actually start acting as though you care and you’re sorry for the damage that’s been done the world over, people would start to feel differently about you people. Oh and 8) At the least you can say “Thank you” to The United States Of America for what we have done for you, whether you believe it was because Hitler was a foolhardy tactician, the overwhelming might of the Russians, the fortitude of the English whatever… we did what we did, the least you ingrates can do is appreciate it.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 05:46  View profile Quote comment
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On 21-02-06 23:27 herbtree wrote:
ok then Bah-fag, ''it is actually different than England's English, they are actually two different dialects.'' explain these 'different' dialects then? eh? BAH-FAG??


again, expalin this Bah-fag, you seemed to have missed the point I asked you to verify
???

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Posted by: Bah on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 08:02  Quote comment
Seriously, if you don't know the meaning of the word dialect, and you are still insistant on slanderizing the eductation level of the "average" American.... you are living in a fantasy land. Go look up the fucking word yourself idiot and then tell me if you can't understand that when we kicked all you bright red peaCOCKS off of American soil, it became OUR language.

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Posted by: herbtree on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 12:59  View profile Quote comment
When I say dialect, I am using this term in the technical linguistic sense of ‘a variety shared by a group of speakers.’ By this definition, everyone speaks a dialect, not just bus drivers, teachers, your neighbors, CEOs of Fortune 500 companies and you, bah-fag, (whether you know it or not) speak a dialect, too.

In some cases, our dialect may reflect our ethnic background. Within a particular area, working-class African-Americans can sound different from working-class European-Americans. In the middle class, this distinction is much less reliable. With middle or upper-class speakers, it may be impossible to tell anything about their ethnicity just from their dialect.

On the other hand, just as there is a vernacular dialect known as African-American English, spoken by many African-Americans across the country, there is also a standard variety of African-American English. This variety combines a standard English grammar with phonological features, intonation patterns and lexical items associated with African-American communities. Standard African-American English is used by many middle-class African-American speakers and indicates their social class or educational background without obscuring ethnic identity in their speech (so that they still “sound black”). In all cases, these people have much respect and honour for the English language and its superior dialect to provide the main basis of other dialects. So my friend, bah-fag, the dialect of which you use to impress your boyfriends when you are not bashing away on your computer whether it be African American English (just used one as an example) or whatever, always remember, it comes from the English language.

ENGLAND IS YOUR MASTER

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Posted by: Funbags on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 14:57  Quote comment
Fag-boy just wont give it up. He knows he has been so wrong from the beginning but is unable to stop the rancid brain dribble.

Bah



Posted by: Bah on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 17:03  Quote comment
You want dribble, read through your posts filled with lies and inaccuracies.

Good to see you had to go look something up, too bad you apparently didn't understand any of it.

Glad to see you admit you think of England in the frame of "Master" in comparison to other peoples. Too bad you couldn't have just admitted to it like 3 days ago, you could have saved a lot of typing. Idiot.

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Posted by: Funbags on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 17:06  Quote comment
Ha ha. Its you who wont answer any bodys questions Goat-boy.

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Posted by: Bah on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 22:12  Quote comment
I'll respond to this one because for the first time in oh, 8million words you've actually had something to say.

1) Listen to the tone of your post. You say things like "I've studied history for 15years so I can easily spot your bullshit" - as if an AMERICAN would NEVER have thought to study history and if he/she did, it MUST be only the AMERICAN "version" of it. Blech, You're arrogance makes me sick. And then you can't even recognize when you do shit like that, read back through some of your posts, they're laced with that attitude. And truthfully, you're one of the mild ones about it.

2) You make it sound as if you're flabbergasted that anyone would DARE not like Europeans. Well, for the record there are many people here who are aware of their history and how they came to be here. Jews, Blacks from all over the globe, Arabs, Scots, Irish, English, French, Albanian, Spanish etc. and a large percentage of the ancestors of these people, came here to escape the tyranny of Europe as indentured workers, or were forced into slavery or just made a break for it. And many of the Scots/Irish were starved off their lands by the English for all kinds of reasons.

3) Why will Europe get all worked up over the Palestineans but won't say a fucking word about Ireland still be occupied, or the English stealing Scotland's oil or any of the other injustices still being committed to this day. WHY? Why does the world pretend they don't know Ireland is occupied? It's the SAME BASIC IDEA as Palestine.

7) I did not see your post on this as I have only been active on here for less than a week. So that means we must agree on something. However, look at the way you wrote your comment and please refer to point 1 for reference.

8) Again you have taken away only what you wish to hear (stereotype). My WHOLE point has been that Europe should be thankful to us for our help. I did NOT say at any time we should not be thankful of should be spiteful to Europeans for their help, as they most certainly did help. The French resistance, The British armed services, scientific breakthroughs etc. I mean think about it, the British invented RADAR, they made some of the best fighter aircraft in the war (I think I read the P-51 was actually patterned after the Spitfire somewhere?) and they had aweome weaponry as well. On the other hand, they did not have enough of any of them and there were not enough pilots/soldiers etc. They were almost cut off by the U-Boats from supply and if it weren't for MASSIVE aid from The United States they most certainly would have folded.
And you're right about Germany having some kickass weapons and major breakthroughs as well - as you've stated they were only a year or so away from being able to field a nuclear balistic missle - bad news for us all.
That all being said, The problem I have is with people forgetting all that and acting as though The United States deserves their scorn. We don't. Furthermore there's more to the foreign policy than meets the eye and you pander to that perception when you parrott things such as "the whole world hates the US" etc. It's not true and there are many times we get a bad rap because shit gets stirred up in the media, or we become the scapegoat for someone else, a la the recent cartoon bullshit. We had NOTHING to do with that, in fact I don't think any news outlet in the U.S. even showed them, but because Denmark is such a pissant little country and with all the recent crap going on, people just start blaming us... and instead of Europe standing up and saying something or taking the blame for what they deserve, they instead remain silent or even portray us poorly in the news. I believe this is wrong and is not the appropriate way to treat us in light of our shared histories.

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 00:59  View profile Quote comment
Good first time you actually posted anything that didn't contain Eurotrash in it, im awed.

So let's see
1) I havent said americans dont read history, you twist my words as in former posts. I was reffereing to YOU personally not your countrymen. Also, any arrogance and bad tone you might spot from my behalf, might just be directly linked to your own behaviour. Going about posting eurotrash everywhere doesnt exactly have any positive inpact on people, i dont get affected by it, i couldnt care less what you think about europe. But the attitude in itself and being unpleasent towards me the very first time i met your arguments in a nice manner is something you dont take in consideration at all ?. I have posted som anti american comments on this site, that's when all shit began. But the comments have always been directed to the few people responsible and not the entire american population. THAT is something you seem to think that i have, you really need to analyze what people write before you go off half cocked.

2) Have i ?... Whenever did i give off the impression of thinking "How dare someone not like europeans" ?. You know, i am self confident enough about my national identity and my roots, not to give a fuck about what people in other countries think. This isn't a popularity contest, and if some american(s) doesnt like europe, fine i really do not care. And when you touch the subject of how people ended up in america, that was then it's past, over and done with. It was another culture and another world with different values not to be compared with todays modern world, people weren't treated better in the states at the time, that's old fantasies.. Just take the genocide on the indians as an example. Also the reasons for people voyages over to the new world wasen't all like how you said, you just bring up the worst scenarios, you forgot about how people were promised land and fortune and lost everything once they made it over the ocean.

3) This point isnt easy to give you an answer on as a swede. In western countries we have the habit to let countries sort their own internal affairs by themselves. I can say this though, there is apparently alot of people who would want to do something about everything in this world, but 95% of the problems are strictly political. And you should know yourself that "we small people" on the streets cant influence what happens around us. But you can rest assured that people have oppinions about ireland and scotland, palestine and whereever.

7) Note taken, i'll let this one slide.. Forgive and forget; Reference to point 1 about the bad manners in the retort.

8) And again i have to say; if you are looking for a thank you note for your wartime efforts in WWII, you should take in consideration that Adolf hitler declared war on america after japan attacked pearl harbour.. This is an important point, so dont just skip the lines here read it carefully. Germany declared war on america... This means in simplicity, that U.S.A were not asked for help by europe, and U.S.A did not go to europe to aid europe. U.S.A were compelled to go over to europe because your nation had just been handed a war declaration. If i could i would write a pretty picture on this site for you so no misstakes could be made. I am pretty sick and tired of americans always being in need of being thanked for WWII. You dont see any brits or russians being thanked openly by the rest of europe either today, that's because as generations passes, the war becomes a memory and people have put it behind them and moved on with their lives. If nations had to thank each other for war efforts, we would have to send postcards everywhere all the time.

"the whole world hates the US", that might be said by people, but again it's not a shared oppinion by everyone. That's a statement people make just to put weight behind their own hatred. And i never said i hate america, the culture you have is something i see as sick, but that is also something you probably think about ours as well. For my own part i just dont trust the decevious politics by the U.S goverment. And i dont trust any other goverments of any country either. Not in this day in age, they are not more politicans then they are businessmen.

So it's not us europeans fault that your country is being pissed upon, its a small number of ruling people in the goverments and in the media that we small people have no control over, that are responsible for your bad reputation. People who watch the news of course get affected by what they see by the media and most people lack the ability to make their own judgement on what goes on. The masses after all is strongly influenced by the news both on paper and TV and any other media. If people see american soldiers beat up some iraqis on the TV, they naturally react to it. And the media doesnt let people know about the background, they just air the beating and let people sort out the interpretations of it themselves. And as you know by now, the majority of people are prone to hatred and not reason. If you dont like what is said about america in the media, somehow i dont think it will help coming on here and bashing brits and typing eurotrash will help what so ever.

So your eurotrash talk for instance is quite foolhardy, you see peoples comments on the web about anti american slanders. So you do the same thing back, what will that amount to ?, personal pleasure perhaps, but if you really want people to listen you should work more on your people skills. People like myself enjoys to make fun of americans that have your attitude. Americans that are opposite however all cool and nice, i treat those the same way as i would treat any other person regardless of national background. You get what you deserve is what i use to say.

I havent heard anyone around here where i live, claiming that america is to be blamed for the crap after the cartoons made by danes. And if someone would make that statment over here, they would be looked upon a damn fool i can guarantee you that. The muslims however, they see everyone the same regardless if it's denmark or america. they have this fucked up state of mind that nobody understands, so they might blame you. But no civilized european country is holding america as a scapegoat for the cartoons, not that i have heard of. that just sounds like... let me use a favourite british exclamation for this one, bullocks!.


And to sum up this rant..

"Denmark is such a pissant little country"... Now that is just an example of a bad fucking attitude right there. You come off and tell me that im making myself look superior with no reason.... So with what impression does that denmark comment leave you with

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