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This German kid is trying to get his game started up, but its taking longer than expected. He completely freaks out!
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 19th 2006f February 2006 | Comments: (85) |


Rule Brit...

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Posted by: Rule Brit... on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:01 |
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| What a spoilt bell-end fucking psycopathic twat |

LUNCHBOX

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Posted by: LUNCHBOX on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:05 |
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This kid is a complete dooche-bag. Not only does he have hysterical spasms, but screwes up his keyboard, fixes it, and then screwes it up again.
This kid needs a social life! |

T

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Posted by: T on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:06 |
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| can someone translate. |

scottjpw 
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Posted by: scottjpw on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:08 |
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AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!  |

Alex Oprel

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Posted by: Alex Oprel on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:09 |
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wtf! typical german spoiled pc junk
he's even worse then FPS DOUG
(his pc works )
dousn't he have parents or something?
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Jake

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Posted by: Jake on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:14 |
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poor keyboard.  |

DevilDog

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Posted by: DevilDog on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:21 |
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| Ok, i don't know what he says, but i got the idea of what's going on. The kid probably plays one of those online games where you create your character and it becomes your second identity, and then it becomes more important than real life. Some people do it for years, literaly. And the thing is if you loose internet connection for even a few minutes while playing, you can loose everything you "accomplished" during those years. Imagine loosing you all your money, education, house, family, anything you can think of in a matter of minutes, that's what this kid is going thru... Yes, it sounds wierd, but it's true. Today's world got more issues than ever. |

muh

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Posted by: muh on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:45 |
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translation:
he wants his computer to start unreal tournament, but it keeps loading and loading
after a while hes in the game, shooting other ppl and getting killed by them ("du hurensohn, ich mach dich platt: ill kick you ass, motherf*cke)
after getting kiled various times he gets more angry starting to destroy his keyboard and fix it again. then a button isnt working and he gets killed again. thats when he kills his keyboard and runs away
=) |

DevilDog

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Posted by: DevilDog on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:48 |
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| Well, close enough, it's like a drug addiction, and withdrawal... |

Wuahaha!

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Posted by: Wuahaha! on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 07:57 |
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OMG 0_0 THIS DUDE IS INSANE!  |

sNixx

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Posted by: sNixx on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 08:22 |
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ahahah Yet's gets schloss !! yet's gets schloss Mouahahahahahahah  |

Rene 
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Posted by: Rene on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 08:25 |
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| LOL, What a freak! |

Peter

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Posted by: Peter on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 08:32 |
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A few translations:
"Think postive, think postive arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhh"
"It's coming, it's coming arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhh"
LOL
Seriously though this kid prob has a disability. If not then he seriously disturbed. |

albi

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Posted by: albi on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 08:52 |
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omg
he is a phscyco |

hutspot

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Posted by: hutspot on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:19 |
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| OMFG quite shocking video! |

John

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Posted by: John on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:21 |
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| He would be a hell of a hardcore singer =) |

Bram 
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Posted by: Bram on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:28 |
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this kid should be forbidden to reproduce, and even though his behavior is also because of his parents, I feel sorry for them. it must be hell to live with a kid like this.  |

peter lus...

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Posted by: peter lus... on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:29 |
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| It's just a fake... this kid made other vids like this, even worse than this one. It might be funny if you don't understand what he's yelling... |

Bram 
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Posted by: Bram on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:35 |
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it's also fun when you understand it, trust me  |

DutchMan 
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Posted by: DutchMan on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:35 |
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Aah that's why I hate most Germans, they squeel like pigs!! And dunno wat kind of pc he got, But if you can't even play 'Unreal tournament' on it, It must be CRAP!! I feel sorry for his parents by producing such a pain in the ass kid, Who cries about a videogame!  |

Allanon

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Posted by: Allanon on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:52 |
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| Fake oO |

mAx

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Posted by: mAx on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 09:53 |
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wenn ich den mal zwischen die finger bekomme.
der junge braucht erziehung! kann er gerne von mir bekommen! |

Gunigugu

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Posted by: Gunigugu on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 10:08 |
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First of all, this is just a fake. He is not angry for real. And the translation of "muh" is not right. "Du Hurensohn" means "Son of a Bitch" and "ich mach dich platt" means " I fuck you up".
In the beginning its a little bit funny but when it goes on it goes in the toilet.
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c

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Posted by: c on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 10:13 |
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| he's quite a star in the german internet... i bet he's gonna get his own tv-show soon |

Bram 
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Posted by: Bram on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 10:25 |
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says enough about the german internet  |

menko

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Posted by: menko on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 10:35 |
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| gimme links bout him then... |

Hitman0r 
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Posted by: Hitman0r on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 10:50 |
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its staged, here are more videos of him
http://www.mord.dl.am/
scroll down and there is the pic. click on "Der Gangster"
hf |

Under Dog

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Posted by: Under Dog on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 10:58 |
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he tryd to play unreal tournament i think. He must ahve a slow computer if it does not start  |

DutchMan 
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Posted by: DutchMan on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 10:59 |
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| Quote: | On 19-02-06 16:25 Bram wrote:
says enough about the german internet |
ROFL That's a good one |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 12:36 |
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| Zie bitten die einer SCHNELL!! SCHCNELL!! guten bratvorst dien einen shni und funf zig zie bitte SCHNELL!! SCHNELL!! sproken die funk un hargan dass bitte adolf bitte funf und die eine zwei zie bitte SCHNELL !! SCHNELL.!! |

IzzY

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Posted by: IzzY on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 13:04 |
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No wonder it wouldnt start when u r using youre cam at the same time
fun |

SopieMun.. 
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Posted by: SopieMunky on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 13:42 |
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I know it's fake. But this can happen. Like Devil Dog said, for some people, this is their life.
Heck, for others, they make a living off of playing games. Although, that's really time consuming and doesn't have any benefits unless you choose to have a limited social life.
Also, if this were a real scenario, does anyone ever consider the fact that his things aren't loading because of behavior like this? Look at how many CDs and DVDs he just tossed off the desk and look how many times he's abused his keyboard and mouse in just the few minutes that this video lasts.
P.S. He would make a good hardcore screamer.  |

DEATH

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Posted by: DEATH on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 15:17 |
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| this video should be watched by game developers.. i never got pissed so much.. but.. in many games you have to watch endless animations.. and you can't turn them off and play.. it's very annoying.. |

The Guy

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Posted by: The Guy on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 15:29 |
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| that dude just needs to smoke a joint and just chill out man.. |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 15:58 |
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| Quote: | On 19-02-06 21:29 The Guy wrote:
that dude just needs to smoke a joint and just chill out man.. |
i agree  |

adam

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Posted by: adam on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 16:32 |
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omfg!!! the kid needs to get out more!!
what the fuck is with his laugh half way through!! the kid has severe spasms and he has proably got a disability! if i did anything like that my parents would come and sort me out! i suggest his parents buy a straight jacket and send him to a mental clinic. hes a fuckin moron. i feel sly on the keyboard  |

haatmoffe!

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Posted by: haatmoffe! on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 16:36 |
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| german what can you do about it:S |

Joe

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Posted by: Joe on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 16:48 |
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| seriously, some people should really be locked away. and the kid's parents, too. |

eddy g

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Posted by: eddy g on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 17:06 |
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| crazy germans |

american

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Posted by: american on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 17:15 |
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dumb fucking germs. Kill them all. What a bunch of pussies. That's why they lost. Dumb fuckers had a leader that was a limey jew.  |

Binici

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Posted by: Binici on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 17:58 |
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| The reason why they lost is because of a "crazy kid"? i dont think so, the reason is not because you american fuck came along half-way through It is mainly because of the germans, who had over 60 million soldiers during the war.1st: Dont coment on shit you dont understand. 2nd: Dont talk shit about people you dont know or any other country you've aint been in. Germany is a much more polite and open country than the US. So shut the hell up. |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 19th 2006f Feb @ 19:35 |
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Jesus... Now my stance in the euthanasia program is more solid then ever, give this kid a shot for christ sakes
I saw another video of some german guy on the net who were singing along to some LP record and completely lost it, what the hell is going on  |

spidero0.. 
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Posted by: spidero0o on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 03:45 |
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| FUCKIN FREEK OF NATURE |

Bram 
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Posted by: Bram on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 05:23 |
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| Quote: | On 19-02-06 23:58 Binici wrote:
The reason why they lost is because of a "crazy kid"? i dont think so, the reason is not because you american fuck came along half-way through It is mainly because of the germans, who had over 60 million soldiers during the war.1st: Dont coment on shit you dont understand. 2nd: Dont talk shit about people you dont know or any other country you've aint been in. Germany is a much more polite and open country than the US. So shut the hell up. |
I must agree with you on that one, German citizens are indeed very frendly and nice people. ofcourse, every Country has it's outskirts  |

m

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Posted by: m on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 06:59 |
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| ^yeah they don,t have sense of humor. The most men are very aggrogant. |

Funboy

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Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 07:06 |
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| Quote: | On 20-02-06 12:59 m wrote:
^yeah they don,t have sense of humor. The most men are very aggrogant. |
After living there for 9 years, I know they have a, lets say, alternative sense of humour but you cant fault their everyday good nature especially when beer is involved.
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m

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Posted by: m on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 07:09 |
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| yes they do like their beer. |

KAI

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Posted by: KAI on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 07:25 |
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ah this kid is sad,playing a computer game and when it doesn't work's he freaks out!!!!He crazy it's just a game and this dude need a social life and friends  |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 08:05 |
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SCHNELL!! SCHNELL!! zie bitte die funf und zargen zwei einen bratvurst kartoflin bitte SCHNELL!
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Funboy

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Posted by: Funboy on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 08:38 |
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| Quote: | On 20-02-06 14:05 herbtree wrote:
SCHNELL!! SCHNELL!! zie bitte die funf und zargen zwei einen bratvurst kartoflin bitte SCHNELL!
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Herb, lay off the weed man  |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 09:46 |
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| Quote: | On 20-02-06 14:38 Funboy wrote:
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Herb, lay off the weed man |
lol, I'll try mate but no gurantees  |

Beck

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Posted by: Beck on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 09:56 |
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never seen a real pcgame addict before.
Parents are propably blind and death or junkies |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 11:16 |
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Hmmm, i just came to think about all the talks about whether or not kids being affected by movie and videogame violence, if they look like this they should be easily spotted. I mean jesus im still at awe.. imagine this carhorn of a brat at a LAN party  |

gnubbel

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Posted by: gnubbel on the 20th 2006f Feb @ 20:07 |
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| http://couchblogging.com/translations/german-
kid-totally-freaks-out |

Sanka_jr 
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Posted by: Sanka_jr on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 06:28 |
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| dude, after a minute or two i soooo wanted to blow this crout's brains out... |

~~*~*ScHn...

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Posted by: ~~*~*ScHn... on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 12:22 |
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| Quote: | On 19-02-06 13:09 Alex Oprel wrote:
wtf! typical german spoiled pc junk
he's even worse then FPS DOUG
(his pc works )
dousn't he have parents or something?
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whats that typical german thing?, don't you have parents? du operkopf!!!! |

Toby

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Posted by: Toby on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 20:07 |
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| This guy is an example of a complete twat...hasnt he heard of patience? what a dickhead |

Lance

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Posted by: Lance on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 20:37 |
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i have just seen my friends exact twin from across the world.....he does the same thing and its too funny!!!  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 21st 2006f Feb @ 23:14 |
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| Quote: | On 22-02-06 02:37 Lance wrote:
i have just seen my friends exact twin from across the world.....he does the same thing and its too funny!!! |
How do you cope with it ?  |

paul span...

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Posted by: paul span... on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 10:41 |
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| makes me proud to be a euro tunnel |

knot_666

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Posted by: knot_666 on the 22nd 2006f Feb @ 12:01 |
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BOOM HEAD SHOT lol that what i think he was saying  |

Xenon

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Posted by: Xenon on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 10:59 |
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Idiot  |

vonhoden

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Posted by: vonhoden on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 08:16 |
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| only one word .... fake |

blackdragon

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Posted by: blackdragon on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 08:40 |
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| dude its called more ram......lol |

paul_spa.. 
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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 08:44 |
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lol @ trying to put the keys back into his keyboard.
There's no way on earth he's putting them back in the right places!
No wonder he can't make the fucking work!
Everytime he tyes "Load Game", he's actually typing "Jhfb Yfab" |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 20:47 |
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LOL! @ spangle  |

cjay

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Posted by: cjay on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 02:24 |
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Man, Im picturing him playing something stupid like EXTrEMe solitaire.
"FUCKIN ACE GO TO YOUR hOME! No stupid club I own you!! FUCK no more moves left?!" FUCK! **** ASdiuhikjneiaN! |

super_ja.. 
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Posted by: super_jay on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 12:02 |
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That is just pathetic.
LOL i like the way he gets out of breath when he shouts. |

wite_mag.. 
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Posted by: wite_magic on the 14th 2006f Mar @ 05:50 |
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stfu you fucking slut ill fucking kick you fucking head in slut
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benmw 
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Posted by: benmw on the 14th 2006f Mar @ 06:19 |
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| Quote: | On 14-03-06 11:50 wite_magic wrote:
stfu you fucking slut ill fucking kick you fucking head in slut
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Your Just Not Cool  |

Sonja 
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Posted by: Sonja on the 25th 2006f Apr @ 18:10 |
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| It was completely obvious that this isn't real. In either case, where are this kids' parents, anyway? He deserves a beating, see how much he screams then. |

Bram 
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Posted by: Bram on the 25th 2006f Apr @ 18:27 |
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It's called a german spoiled little bratt, At least this one is making us believe that he is.. actually he's German, and a idiot  |

metal11 
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Posted by: metal11 on the 25th 2006f Apr @ 18:53 |
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| i think he looks like a monkey....a very wild monkey |

Ziel 
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Posted by: Ziel on the 09th 2006f May @ 04:20 |
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R
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LOL
M
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Adam1571 
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Posted by: Adam1571 on the 10th 2006f May @ 13:20 |
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FUCK ME THAT KID NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP SHIT WHAT WAS HE PLAYIN  |

CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 10th 2006f May @ 15:28 |
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He did seem to be a little upset... He probably left to go tell his dad that his keyboard had stop working for some unknown reason... And that he would be needing a new one... Sorry little piece of shit...  |

davida50 
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Posted by: davida50 on the 14th 2006f May @ 09:01 |
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lol i play computer games a lot and when something happens i get angry but he was just pathetic. he is a phyco aswell. he need some friends and a social life lol. what a muther fukin german bastard  |

anameric.. 
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Posted by: anamerican on the 28th 2006f May @ 06:39 |
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Now do you think condoms are bad?  |

dark_lor.. 
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Posted by: dark_lord on the 19th 2006f Jun @ 08:29 |
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I would smash his fucking face of psychothick spoiled twat ruining that computer I would ruin his life for that throw him out of the window or put him in some kind of psycho-estate please  |

_Heretic.. 
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Posted by: _Heretic_ on the 21st 2006f Jun @ 14:39 |
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| Baby Hitler .... |

MC_JP 
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Posted by: MC_JP on the 17th 2007f Jan @ 15:34 |
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| Quote: | On 21-06-06 20:39 _Heretic_ wrote:
Baby Hitler .... |
dammit i wantet to say that !!! |

dobby240 
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Posted by: dobby240 on the 22nd 2007f Feb @ 15:27 |
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AND AS I SCROLL DOWN THEN PAGE!!! i find this awesome video i saw this first on gametrailers (awesome site) and i a huge smile came along as i realised I CAN DOWNLOAD OFFA THIS SITE!       WOOOO HOOOOOOO TY TY TY TY TY TY TY YDM |

lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 23rd 2008f Feb @ 03:54 |
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| Quote: | On 24-02-06 14:40 blackdragon wrote:
dude its called more ram......lol |
i dont think that will solve his main problem
but i bet this is how they lost the war
hitler smashing up an enigma machine
LOAD!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! |

Chobits 
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Posted by: Chobits on the 30th 2008f Mar @ 00:02 |
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| Chi? |


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