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Most of you will know that Britain hold the land speed record thanks to Paul Spangle. I thought you might like this
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 23rd 2006f February 2006 | Comments: (94) |


paul span...

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Posted by: paul span... on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 05:37 |
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I have jusy fallen in love with Scottjpw.
Cheers mate x
(I have been hunting for this for TIME!)
Watch and learn - THIS is how it's done... Hail to the KING baby! |

scottjpw 
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Posted by: scottjpw on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 05:45 |
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| Hehe, yeah spent some time trying to find clips and a few photos thought you'd like it. |

benmw 
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Posted by: benmw on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 05:51 |
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hehe Nicely Done  |

paul span...

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Posted by: paul span... on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 05:57 |
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Before anyone says, on the front of the "car" (and I use that description in it's loosest terms), are two flags. One British, the other, some stripey star effort.
This does not mean it was a joint venture - it was merely a good will gesture from Andy Green, to Craig Breedlove, who was simultaineously trying for the land speed record...
...WHICH, INCEDENTALLY HE FAILED MISERABLY AT, CONKING OUT AT, JUST UNDER 500MPH (not enough to pull the lid off a McFatfucker Burger).
Listen to how cool Andy Green is, ticking of the numbers...
"100, 150.... 200, both engines lit nicely - bit of a jiggle... 400, (is that craig breedlove i see on the hard shoulder?) 550... 600, 700....right i'm bored now, this thing has got so much more, but i might as well leave it at 763mph - no one will beat that... 'chutes deployed, no worries, no problems...golly that was hard work"
Lastly, Craig refused to put a British flag on his car, because, he said, "if and when it breaks down, I don't want to tar the British image of pure excellence in mechanics and / or the size of their steel balls" |

Rybo

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Posted by: Rybo on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 06:09 |
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| Paul, im jealous... |

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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 06:17 |
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Hey, I've just noticed that not only does the 'groundbourne aircraft" sport a 'Star Bangled Spanner', on it's nose, it also bares a striking resemblence to Micky Mouse, from it's awsome front profile...
About as American as you can get... |

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 07:15 |
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Hahahaha!, nice one Scott. And congrats to paul for the payoff after a long period of attention seeking  |

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Posted by: amit on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 07:22 |
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Most of you will know that Britain hold the land speed record thanks to Paul Spangle. I thought you might like this
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 23rd of February 2006 | Comments: (6) |
paul span..
Posted by: paul span.. on the 23rd of Feb @ 11:37
I have jusy fallen in love with Scottjpw.
Cheers mate x
(I have been hunting for this for TIME!)
Watch and learn - THIS is how it's done... Hail to the KING baby!
scottjpw
Posts: 400 Posted by: scottjpw on the 23rd of Feb @ 11:45
Hehe, yeah spent some time trying to find clips and a few photos thought you'd like it.
benmw
Posts: 322 Posted by: benmw on the 23rd of Feb @ 11:51
hehe Nicely Done
paul span..
Posted by: paul span.. on the 23rd of Feb @ 11:57
Before anyone says, on the front of the "car" (and I use that description in it's loosest terms), are two flags. One British, the other, some stripey star effort.
This does not mean it was a joint venture - it was merely a good will gesture from Andy Green, to Craig Breedlove, who was simultaineously trying for the land speed record...
...WHICH, INCEDENTALLY HE FAILED MISERABLY AT, CONKING OUT AT, JUST UNDER 500MPH (not enough to pull the lid off a McFatfucker Burger).
Listen to how cool Andy Green is, ticking of the numbers...
"100, 150.... 200, both engines lit nicely - bit of a jiggle... 400, (is that craig breedlove i see on the hard shoulder?) 550... 600, 700....right i'm bored now, this thing has got so much more, but i might as well leave it at 763mph - no one will beat that... 'chutes deployed, no worries, no problems...golly that was hard work"
Lastly, Craig refused to put a British flag on his car, because, he said, "if and when it breaks down, I don't want to tar the British image of pure excellence in mechanics and / or the size of their steel balls"
Rybo
Posted by: Rybo on the 23rd of Feb @ 12:09
Paul, im jealous...
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Posts: 1 Posted by: paul_spangle on the 23rd of Feb @ 12:17
Hey, I've just noticed that not only does the 'groundbourne aircraft" sport a 'Star Bangled Spanner', on it's nose, it also bares a striking resemblence to Micky Mouse, from it's awsome front profile...
About as American as you can get... |

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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 07:39 |
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Can we now have some footage of Spirit of America failing it's attempt?
And don't miss off the ending, where Craig Breedlove goes to shake Andy Green's hand, after being defeated... and Andy pulls his hand away in classic comedy style, and blobs his tongue out.
Then he challenges Craig to a running race, back to the camp. Andy says "ready? 1, 2, 3 GO!"...
Craig runs off top speed (about 7 mph), whilst Andt just stands still - laughing at Craigs expense and his inane mission, to beat Andy in atleast one race...
Then, at the end, when Andy makes Craig look through some binoculars. Unbeknown to Craig, Andy had put some black ink on the eye pieces, leaving Craig looking like he'd spent 10 rounds in the boxing ring with Lennox Lewis (A British World Champion boxer).
Did I mention Britain hold the World Champion Heavy weight belt?
Lewis. The Thrust SSC of boxing. |

Joe

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Posted by: Joe on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 08:03 |
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| you guys must have missed some history lessons. the great times of the empire are over, britain isn't that great after all nowadays. and come on, the great british engineering? you can not be serious about that. |

Ding Boobs.

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Posted by: Ding Boobs. on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 08:05 |
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| Fly that flag! |

Ditschi

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Posted by: Ditschi on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 08:11 |
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Next time they should put some american flags in the engines  |

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Posted by: herbtree on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 08:23 |
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| Quote: | On 23-02-06 14:11 Ditschi wrote:
Next time they should put some american flags in the engines |
well thats one way to burn their flag! |

Richard

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Posted by: Richard on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 08:25 |
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| Joe, comercial engineer ing in GB may not be what it used to be, however we still leed the way at the top end. F1 may be boring to watch, but the technology shits on anything in the US. As far as your history lessons go, ever hear of a man called Brunel, he made a few things, might want to look him up. |

Joe

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Posted by: Joe on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 08:30 |
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| i like the way everyone's thinking i'm american. no, seriously, i finally wanted to make a controversial comment myself. it's all about bitching about other people's country, religion, race or opinion and i finally wanted to be a part of the fun. really, i'm so liberal, everythings fine for me. |

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Posted by: Mongoose on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 08:52 |
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| Quote: | On 23-02-06 14:25 Richard wrote:
Joe, comercial engineer ing in GB may not be what it used to be, however we still leed the way at the top end. F1 may be boring to watch, but the technology shits on anything in the US. As far as your history lessons go, ever hear of a man called Brunel, he made a few things, might want to look him up. |
Huh?
Speak for yourself. Engineering in this country is still amongst the best in the world. It's just no-one can be arsed to pay for great projects like the Clifton Suspension Bridge or the like anymore.
FYI there will be 19 or so new skyscrapers in London by 2009. I've seen there artist's conception and they look pretty damn original. |

Rybo

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Posted by: Rybo on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 09:33 |
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| Sooooo FAKE, come on its all that hollywood CGI... |

CrazyAce

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Posted by: CrazyAce on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 10:06 |
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| Ok, an Airplane with out wings?? What's the deal? |

groddiejim

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Posted by: groddiejim on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 10:40 |
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Actually, the US unofficially holds the land speed record and has for some time. US military contractor Raytheon long ago designed and tested a "car" that has successfully exceeded 800mph on several occasions. Just too bad that they cannot officially demonstrate this. --- Think about the SR71 Backbird. It unnofically blew away anything in the air for 40 years before we would officially admit what it could do. Typical humble American spirit.
Does really believe that the most technologically advanced society in the world could be beat by a little tiny european country like Britain? No offence, but the British have been on a downslide out of world power and influence for the last hundred years or so. . . They just can't compete with the big boys anymore. |

Ding Boobs.

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Posted by: Ding Boobs. on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 11:01 |
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Yeah. But the MI6 has this super special secret project running which just so happens to have developed a car that touched the ten gazillion mph barrier. Plus the Briton who drove it had an enormously large penis.
Too bad it's so secret we can't tell anyone.  |

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Posted by: Mongoose on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 11:08 |
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Does really believe that the most technologically advanced society in the world could be beat by a little tiny european country like Britain? No offence, but the British have been on a downslide out of world power and influence for the last hundred years or so. . . They just can't compete with the big boys anymore.
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But the fact remains that Britain did beat the US in this contest. Or have you missed the entire thread.
Oh and as for the blackbird. Mig-25PD was faster and could actually blow things up. |

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Posted by: celtic67 on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 12:45 |
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| paul spangle is a legend, well done mate. Americans are are such bad loosers, just accept that you lost groodiejim. |

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Posted by: JAB_CT on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 13:14 |
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I dont know why youre saying Britain when that is being driven in the black rock desert of Nevada, USA. Looks like the usa has the fastest land speed record, unless they drove it on british soil too. They just used a british driver that helped design it so no americans would die if there was a mishap.
USA!!!!! WOOOOOOT!!! |

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Posted by: celtic67 on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 13:41 |
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| hahah typical american arsehole. any more bullshit excuses? theres no where big enough in britain to drive it fuckwit. Go and get a geography lesson |

Joe

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Posted by: Joe on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 13:41 |
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| you can run but you can't glide! USA! USA! |

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Posted by: BigupGB on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 13:56 |
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Brits rule and it's obvious that we are much better at engineering. You Americans are mostly made up mc donalds muching arse holes who cant be bothered to even pick up a screwdriver. UK rules  |

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 13:57 |
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| Quote: | On 23-02-06 16:40 groddiejim wrote:
Actually, the US unofficially holds the land speed record and has for some time. US military contractor Raytheon long ago designed and tested a "car" that has successfully exceeded 800mph on several occasions. Just too bad that they cannot officially demonstrate this. --- Think about the SR71 Backbird. It unnofically blew away anything in the air for 40 years before we would officially admit what it could do. Typical humble American spirit.
Does really believe that the most technologically advanced society in the world could be beat by a little tiny european country like Britain? No offence, but the British have been on a downslide out of world power and influence for the last hundred years or so. . . They just can't compete with the big boys anymore.
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That isnt exactly accurate, the advanced technology you speak of. Both in flight and warfare or whatever is a result of hard work from people everywhere in the world. NASA for instance has a WHOLE lot of european and russian experts, and as for warfare. You have alot of armaments from sweden, germany and basically all over in your arsenal that i know of since my own time in the army.
The performance of the SR71 wasn't officialy admitted, for any other reason than that the whole project was "classified", and the SR71 was born out of alot of test flights from manned rockets dropped from bombers in mid-air, and those manned rockets were... German rocketflight that had been developed under WWII codenamed "Komet"  |

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Posted by: JAB_CT on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 17:58 |
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| Quote: | On 23-02-06 19:41 celtic67 wrote:
hahah typical american arsehole. any more bullshit excuses? theres no where big enough in britain to drive it fuckwit. Go and get a geography lesson |
It was driven in the USA, therefore the USA has the record, with special thanks to the Brit that helped risk his life driving it. Aint my problem England has no open areas. Thats the luck of the draw.
U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A,
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!
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HRLincoln

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Posted by: HRLincoln on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 20:35 |
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| Why is everyone bitching at each other about who's from what country and the like. I am a proud American and can say that Andy Green has balls of steel and ice water in his veins. Congratulations to all who kicked the shit out of the land speed record. |

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Posted by: BigupGB on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 21:16 |
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Here Here, fancy a pint  |

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Posted by: Rybo on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 21:28 |
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| I'll agree with that, but the whole video was fake, CGI or maybe it was a miniature car on some Hollywood set. Any intelligent person would be able to see this. Losers... |

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Posted by: BigupGB on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 21:29 |
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| Losers, the comon insult of an absolute moron |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 22:09 |
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| Quote: | On 23-02-06 19:57 Tyrfingr wrote:
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That isnt exactly accurate, the advanced technology you speak of. Both in flight and warfare or whatever is a result of hard work from people everywhere in the world. NASA for instance has a WHOLE lot of european and russian experts, and as for warfare. You have alot of armaments from sweden, germany and basically all over in your arsenal that i know of since my own time in the army.
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Yes, because great minds have always (and will always) recognized the opportunity for them in The United States Of America and have come here to work and live and contribute to the greater whole. Huhummm.... Maybe a lesson in there somewhere. People should stop trying to protect their leaders from the reality that we are all one world and one race and we should all help eachother.
The Euro can't get a firm start,
cause Europe is quite full of barf.
The Italians don't care, the Germans much less, and Britain won't even take part.
How come must this be do you ask
well I just may up to the task.
It's quite possibly hard, to get all on board, but much more when they're all Eurotrash!
There's calm in the air on this day,
with most European men gay
They have their dark beer and 6 foot tall queers, but off in the distance it's grey. It's a new dawn that's rising it's true, The British are a much smaller crew. Tis close to the day when Scotland the Brave will bring them what they have come due. Oh Ireland ye shine yet so bright, even with all Cornwall's might. They brought you to bay, for about half a day, but soon it will be England's NIGHT.
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Jake

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Posted by: Jake on the 23rd 2006f Feb @ 23:01 |
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| Blah blah u are a very sad men or boy. |

Ding Boobs.

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Posted by: Ding Boobs. on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 05:08 |
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| Better not draw the attention to poetry, the English beat you there as well. :P |

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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 05:38 |
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Oh crumbs...
I really didn't mean for this race war to happen...
...all I was saying was, that the only world record worth having, ya know, the world record that is every man and boys dream, to GO FASTER THAN EANYONE ELSE, belongs firmly to us.
What some of your Star Bangles Spanner worshipers seem to not understand, is that this land speed record, broke new boundries. No one knew what would happen above to speed of sound.
For eg, shock waves are clearly visible on the video, forming above the mills and canopy.
Secondly, and not surprisingly, Andy commented afterwards, that, when he exceed the speed of sound, I'll say that again, beacuse it's cool... when he EXCEEDED THE SPEED OF SOUND, the noise from the huge engines, suddenly stoppped. He had literally "overtaken" the sound.
The crew heard the sonic sonic baddabing baddaBOOM, as he streaked past.
Ironically, the recording of this sonic boom was looped on to a tape, so it played over and aver again. Andy Green said, as a laugh, they used to go to the USA camp, and play this tape full volume, in the dead of night.
....BANG! BANG! BANG!, Until Craig Breedlove could take no more, and he would come running out of his tent, that looked like a cheeseburger, incidentally, and chase Andy off. However, they had tied Craigs shoe laces together, and he fell over.
A correction to someone's earlier post, about it being on US soil, therefore US record... The crew had anticipated that the Yanks would try and claim the record, because of this soil thing.
So, quite cleverly, the crew took some British sand with them (I think it was from Newquay beach), and stuck it the wheels, a bit like sandpaper. The ensured, that whereever the car ran, it was always on British soil. |

yayaya

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Posted by: yayaya on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 05:43 |
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| Wow, you guys showed us, kinda like you did at the winter olympics this year with your 1 medal. Oh wait a minute we won 20.........nevermind. |

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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 05:47 |
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| Quote: | On 24-02-06 11:43 yayaya wrote:
Wow, you guys showed us, kinda like you did at the winter olympics this year with your 1 medal. Oh wait a minute we won 20.........nevermind. |
Just hold it right there Mister.
Ski jumping or Breaking the sound barrier?
Ice DANCING or Breaking the sound barrier?
Bob sleighing or BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER...
Just doesn't kinda compare now, does it...
We won Curling - now THAT is better than breaking the sound barrier.
We are currently designing a new car that tips the Speed of Light... how will you comapre to that? Javelin chucking? |

yayaya

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Posted by: yayaya on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 05:53 |
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speed of light....right.
anyhow breaking a record in a car not so wild and amazing.
i mean who gives a big hairy turd.
are you all close to developing time travel too?
oh yea javelin throwing isnt a winter sport.
Wow you sure tought me what was what brainiac. |

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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 06:02 |
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| Quote: | On 24-02-06 11:53 yayaya wrote:
speed of light....right.
anyhow breaking a record in a car not so wild and amazing.
i mean who gives a big hairy turd.
are you all close to developing time travel too?
oh yea javelin throwing isnt a winter sport.
Wow you sure tought me what was what brainiac. |
Speed of light... right.... erm correct?!
We are close to developing the Scram Jet, to perfection - and as any qualified genius knows, the faster a scram jet goes forwards, the more power it produces...
Did I say Javelin was a winter sport? I was merely comparing a shit achievment, to the worlds most fantastic achievment, as you did. |

yayaya

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Posted by: yayaya on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 06:15 |
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I love this stuff this is soooo funny.
Who cares, just keep on tearing people down this is real entertainment.
Keep up the good work Paul. |

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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 06:22 |
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Thanks yayaya - your name reminds me of the talking cats video...
My eye wa ya
Ooooooh Don Piaaannoooo
I have a tatoo of Thrust on my chest - It's jets go over and around my nippes - looks mint |

yayaya

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Posted by: yayaya on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 07:07 |
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| made it up on the spot. thanks |

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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 08:41 |
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Just found out that Andy Green phones up Craig Breedlove for a chat, every now and again - he gets Craig talking about something he's really interested in, then just hangs up halfway through a sentence!
Class action, Andy!
Poor old Craig - I bet shitting with anger! |

JAB_CT

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Posted by: JAB_CT on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 15:54 |
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Im only busting ass about the US soil thing.
Im easily amused.  |

Funbags

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Posted by: Funbags on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 16:15 |
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Zzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  |

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Posted by: BigupGB on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 17:17 |
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a car at the spped of light? what a load of bullshit  |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 19:06 |
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A Car made only by the English - THAT is a load of bullshit.
The Euro can't get a firm start,
cause Europe is quite full of barf.
The Italians don't care, the Germans much less, and Britain won't even take part.
How come must this be do you ask
well I just may up to the task.
It's quite possibly hard, to get all on board, but much more when they're all Eurotrash!
There's calm in the air on this day,
with most European men gay
They have their dark beer and 6 foot tall queers, but off in the distance it's grey. It's a new dawn that's rising it's true, The British are a much smaller crew. Tis close to the day when Scotland the Brave will bring them what they have come due. Oh Ireland ye shine yet so bright, even with all Cornwall's might. They brought you to bay, for about half a day, but soon it will be England's NIGHT.
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Posted by: BigupGB on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 19:51 |
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Europe is shit, England should move into the middle of the pacific and be completely independent, Woulod be better weather aswell  |

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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 24th 2006f Feb @ 20:31 |
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| Quote: | On 24-02-06 04:09 Bah wrote:
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Maybe a lesson in there somewhere. People should stop trying to protect their leaders from the reality that we are all one world and one race and we should all help eachother. |
Eh..*chokes a laughter*... I hope you mean... The leaders should stop protecting the people.. from the reality. Because that's actually the more accurate truth you know... I mean since when do we have the power to protect the leaders ?. Last i looked the protection is their jobs, and also who are the ones that is... (and this is the funny part). Sitting on all the information. ?
Ah... Good old Bah.. So full of mockings, but your answers and statements are really to be honest, quite as insightless and plain dumb as they come... People should help each other you say, and yet there you sit and mock everyone that gives you a worthy answer. 
*slaps my thighs of laughter*  |

paul span...

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Posted by: paul span... on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 07:11 |
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| Quote: | On 24-02-06 23:17 BigupGB wrote:
a car at the spped of light? what a load of bullshit |
You want to check www.speedoflightcar.com
It's all on there - although mass is infinite at the speed of light, they have managed to solve by using lighter parts. Like instead of a rubber steering wheel, it's made from glass. |

BigupGB 
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Posted by: BigupGB on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 07:59 |
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| you crappy website doesn't even exist, try posting a link. And anyway, to travel at the speed of light in a car would need about a 300000000000mile strech of roadway, probably more. To travel at the speed of light hasn't even been done in space so how the fuck do you think it would be possible in a car? And friction on the tyres would wear them away in a milisecond and i doubt youd even find a driver dumb enough to test it. And wouldnt glass be heavier than rubber? |

Chim

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Posted by: Chim on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 09:53 |
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| Thats nothing...u want speed? SUPERMAN! |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 10:26 |
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| Quote: | On 25-02-06 02:31 Tyrfingr wrote:
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Eh..*chokes a laughter*... I hope you mean... The leaders should stop protecting the people.. from the reality. Because that's actually the more accurate truth you know... I mean since when do we have the power to protect the leaders ?. Last i looked the protection is their jobs, and also who are the ones that is... (and this is the funny part). Sitting on all the information. ?
Ah... Good old Bah.. So full of mockings, but your answers and statements are really to be honest, quite as insightless and plain dumb as they come... People should help each other you say, and yet there you sit and mock everyone that gives you a worthy answer. 
*slaps my thighs of laughter* |
I think it's obvious the problem is that your rather um.. rather "limited" ability to understand is the problem.
The people of Sweden need to tell the "King" to go fuck himself, we're not going to stay isolationist any longer.
If all of the people would tell all of their leaders this, and stop protecting them and providing them with a standard of living that is incomprehensible to most of us, and all work together, we could become one people. Who is the "King" protecting you from? You say it's his job, well... WHO is he protecting you from? And why would you need to be protected if we all shared the same government? All your autocratic system does is perpetuate a way of life that was established back when you would attack the next town over to get the women and goods - people thought the world was about 1/10 of the size it is and couldn't understand anything about each other as there was no way to communicate.
All we need to do is work together as a people and not pander to some asshole who's somehow BORN INTO his role as "King" and thus "the rightful leader" of all 400 of you Swedish dickheads. |

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| Quote: | On 25-02-06 16:26 Bah wrote:
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I think it's obvious the problem is that your rather um.. rather "limited" ability to understand is the problem.
The people of Sweden need to tell the "King" to go fuck himself, we're not going to stay isolationist any longer.
If all of the people would tell all of their leaders this, and stop protecting them and providing them with a standard of living that is incomprehensible to most of us, and all work together, we could become one people. Who is the "King" protecting you from? You say it's his job, well... WHO is he protecting you from? And why would you need to be protected if we all shared the same government? All your autocratic system does is perpetuate a way of life that was established back when you would attack the next town over to get the women and goods - people thought the world was about 1/10 of the size it is and couldn't understand anything about each other as there was no way to communicate.
All we need to do is work together as a people and not pander to some asshole who's somehow BORN INTO his role as "King" and thus "the rightful leader" of all 400 of you Swedish dickheads.
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i swear in my life, i got 2 lines into what BAH had written and fucking shut down!
Not even STANDBY... i totally shut down.
Anyway up down, now I've rebooted, I'd like to challenge BAH'S nation to beat the land speed record.
If and when they do it (which is doubtful), please just fuck off my threads. |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 13:31 |
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Hi Everyone, I'm Paul Spangle.
I am GREEAT! No. I'm not DOING great... I'm just GREEEAT! GREATER than YOU, GREATER than your FRIENDS, in short, I am just THE GREEEAT!
Um, no, actually I don't say anything that matters, I don't actually have a point and yes I'm a total dickhead.. but HEY... I'm GREEEAT!
You know what spankie. you obviously have emotional and mental issues, so instead of trying to read what someone writes, why not just do everyone who knows and/or has to be around you and just kill yourself. Hey. I have an idea. Why not tie a rope to the Thrust (Um.. GAY title? Um. Freudian slip there? I think so) "car" and see how long you can hold on. I bet you'll do just GREEEAAAT. |

Funbags

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Posted by: Funbags on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 13:37 |
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| Ha ha. Bah the goat blowing gayboy is still at it. I never did get an answer to my question about what the boring **** was going to do to me, he just started talking with a mouth full of cock. The cowardly, undereducated turd. |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 14:10 |
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Um. Really?
When did you ask me to do anything to you, my homsexual, autocratic little troglodyte? |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 16:42 |
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| Quote: | On 25-02-06 16:26 Bah wrote:
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I think it's obvious the problem is that your rather um.. rather "limited" ability to understand is the problem.
The people of Sweden need to tell the "King" to go fuck himself, we're not going to stay isolationist any longer.
If all of the people would tell all of their leaders this, and stop protecting them and providing them with a standard of living that is incomprehensible to most of us, and all work together, we could become one people. Who is the "King" protecting you from? You say it's his job, well... WHO is he protecting you from? And why would you need to be protected if we all shared the same government? All your autocratic system does is perpetuate a way of life that was established back when you would attack the next town over to get the women and goods - people thought the world was about 1/10 of the size it is and couldn't understand anything about each other as there was no way to communicate.
All we need to do is work together as a people and not pander to some asshole who's somehow BORN INTO his role as "King" and thus "the rightful leader" of all 400 of you Swedish dickheads.
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Perhaps paul shutted down, but i bursted out in tears of laughter. And im not kidding!
WOW!, this guy is really gone, im actually in awe. totally in awe that this guy made it through the childhood if he isnt still there that is. Seriously Bah, you have a good nack of twisting everything i write to your own advantage, you havent thought of taking up a job in the media by any chance ?
Let's see here, the king doesnt protect shit in our country so i dont expect any protection from him at all, and i never did say it was the king that protected anything, i was reffereing to the powers that be. And they are protecting us and you when it comes to crimes and such no ?, and in your case terrorists as well and probably here too anyday. What kind of protection would i mean other than that ?... I just wonder what the hell are you talking about anyway, you aren't making any sense what so ever, you just keep trying to make everything i wrote, look the way you want instead of just comprehend what i have written... read through what i wrote carefully again, and this time let someone else explain to you what it says. You seem badly dyslectic to me.
And what are you talking about when you say, "we're not going to stay isolationist any longer"... Are you an anarchist as well ?
My limitied ability i might have understanding anything, is you. I dont see how anyone can understand you.. instead of giving me answers to questions i give you. You just start a new topic of conversation in the midst of everything... Just answer me with what you mean by "The people should stop protecting the leaders"
How.. in your fantasy world, does that work ?... Can you answer that coherently, or will you just avoid it as every other question i have given you so far... i havent gotten one, not ONE answer with anything remotly intelligent in your replies thus far. It's all been just shit, and your personal oppinions about the world, that i have to say is VERY disturbing thoughts..
Your little speech about that people should rise against the world leaders seem very un-american to me as well.. it's so sad to see you degrade yourself the way you do, i really have as much sympathy for you as humanly possible. It really cant be easy to be you.
Having alot of oppinions, and no insightful answers to backup your statements when you are met with questions and arguments. That just shows everyone what poor a charachter you have.
"All we need to do is work together as a people and not pander to some asshole who's somehow BORN INTO his role as "King" and thus "the rightful leader" of all 400 of you Swedish dickheads."
Claiming that it is our king that rules us... Now THAT!... really proves to me and everyone else that has had basic education. That you know just as much about the rest of the world outside of americas borders or in it, as your president can hold a proper speech without aid.. Our king doesnt rule anything, we have a goverment just as every country in the world that does that bit... And you say that you have been to england, i think it would do you some good to travel around some more and perhaps also wait 10-20 years til you grown up before you get into any serious international debates... It was just as staggeringly dumb as your personal conviction that Australia belongs to europe... I think you changed that to the U.K all of the sudden as well.. Im just laughing here... i mean.. this is just... the funniest fucking person i have encountered. Just thank your god that euthanasia isn't still commonplace.
I dont think it will be necessary for me to take the piss out of you anymore. You managed that quite nicely on your own... , because that was hilarious, since everything you say is a joke.. Perhaps you should also consider a career in standup comedy.
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"You know what spankie. you obviously have emotional and mental issues, so instead of trying to read what someone writes"
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Well.... why dont you just quote me completely, those were my words to in a previous debate somewhere on this site... my primary language is swedish, bit it seems i handle the english better than you somehow .
End rant; 
I give alot of answers, and alot of questions. But all i get back is "swedish dickhead", "eurotrash" bundled with a speech that doesnt have anything to do with the topic we were discussing. All the while he's complaining that everyone gives slanderous remarks about america.
Stunningly hypocritical by gods. |

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Posted by: Bah on the 25th 2006f Feb @ 23:22 |
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Eh..*chokes a laughter*... I hope you mean... The leaders should stop protecting the people.. from the reality. Because that's actually the more accurate truth you know... I mean since when do we have the power to protect the leaders ?. Last i looked the protection is their jobs, and also who are the ones that is... (and this is the funny part). Sitting on all the information. ? |
| Quote: | | Let's see here, the king doesnt protect shit in our country so i dont expect any protection from him at all, and i never did say it was the king that protected anything, i was reffereing to the powers that be. And they are protecting us and you when it comes to crimes and such no ?, and in your case terrorists as well and probably here too anyday. What kind of protection would i mean other than that ?... I just wonder what the hell are you talking about anyway, you aren't making any sense what so ever, you just keep trying to make everything i wrote, look the way you want instead of just comprehend what i have written... read through what i wrote carefully again, and this time let someone else explain to you what it says. You seem badly dyslectic to me. |
Well, since you have just contradicted yourself AND try to make yourself sound as though you actually didn't - THAT is good standup.
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I think you changed that to the U.K all of the sudden as well.. Im just laughing here... i mean.. this is just... the funniest fucking person i have encountered. |
Um. PROVE I changed my opinion. This is another of your LIES.
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Well.... why dont you just quote me completely, those were my words to in a previous debate somewhere on this site... my primary language is swedish, bit it seems i handle the english better than you somehow |
I never even said this = another of your misdirected fabrications.
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I give alot of answers, and alot of questions. But all i get back is "swedish dickhead", "eurotrash" bundled with a speech that doesnt have anything to do with the topic we were discussing. |
I have several times proved that Aussieland IS Europe. - England is their Sovereign. Can you dispute this? YES OR NO. Don't go into another of your blowhard festivals for 5000 words. Just YES OR NO.
You are nothing but a liar, you change your story every post, you have no facts and you have a very inaccurate undereducated view of history. YOU SIR ARE A WASTER OF TIME. |

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Posted by: Funbags on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 05:06 |
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| Bah you have no idea what you are talking about. People are not interested in what you have to say as you post nothing of substance, just your own power-hungry racially motivated lies. Perhaps if you were to offer something factually correct or at least try to stick to the topic at hand, you may start to be taken seriously. As you stand you are a clown, just running around doing silly things while the audience waits for the next worthwhile part of the show. |

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Posted by: Bah on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:01 |
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Actually, it's you who comes in talking trash. You threaten physical violence towards me, you offer no facts, you have no knowledge of history. The only thing you've been able to do is insult and threaten, then run away.
Pussy. |

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Posted by: Funbags on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:05 |
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| Ha ha, what’s it like to be such a looser. Don't take you inadequacies out on us it would be better for you to seek professional help. |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:06 |
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| Pussy. |

Funbags

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Posted by: Funbags on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:08 |
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| Boring ****. |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:19 |
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| Pussy. |

Funbags

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Posted by: Funbags on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:30 |
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| Ha ha. You just cant see the wood for the trees you boring tosser. |

Bah

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Posted by: Bah on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:30 |
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I KNEW you'd tuck tail you little bitch.
Pussy. |

Funbags

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Posted by: Funbags on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:38 |
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| Material, material its all in the material. |

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Posted by: Bah on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 10:43 |
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| Quote: | On 26-02-06 16:30 Bah wrote:
I KNEW you'd tuck tail you little bitch.
Pussy. |
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celtic67 
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Posted by: celtic67 on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 13:35 |
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| bah, tyrfingr is clearly a far more intelligent, and articulate person than you are. What he posts if far more interesting than anything that what you have to say. Come on bah, i mean he is sweedish an his english is better that yours!! |

Funbags 
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Posted by: Funbags on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 14:01 |
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| Quote: | On 26-02-06 19:35 celtic67 wrote:
bah, tyrfingr is clearly a far more intelligent, and articulate person than you are. What he posts if far more interesting than anything that what you have to say. Come on bah, i mean he is sweedish an his english is better that yours!! |
2nd |

BigupGB 
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Posted by: BigupGB on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 14:13 |
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| Ban bah, hes a moron |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 16:39 |
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| Quote: | On 26-02-06 20:13 BigupGB wrote:
Ban bah, hes a moron |
Yeah.
Bigup SCOTLAND  |

Robert 
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Posted by: Robert on the 26th 2006f Feb @ 22:38 |
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| why do u guys keep taking the bait from bah. |

Funbags 
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Posted by: Funbags on the 27th 2006f Feb @ 02:26 |
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| Quote: | On 27-02-06 04:38 Robert wrote:
why do u guys keep taking the bait from bah. |
Who is Bah?
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paul_spa.. 
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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 27th 2006f Feb @ 05:46 |
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You yanks beat the record yet?
No? THEN GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD! |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 27th 2006f Feb @ 09:24 |
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Thanks for your support guys, gives me a good reason not to keep on with these long ordealing debates anymore. It's getting both frustrating and boring, probably for us all. This site is meant to be fun, and meeting Bah with answers is getting silly since it's clearly useless. So from now on, i really will ignore the punk.
Been too involved with the Olympic hockey these past days as well, we managed to win over the fins in the final round. And it's Olympic gold again! , since the games of -94
Hope everyone else have been enjoying themselves as well!  |

celtic67 
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Posted by: celtic67 on the 27th 2006f Feb @ 12:01 |
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| yeh well done!! BIG UP SCOTLAND (pie-man--- mon the hoops!!! lol) |

paul_spa.. 
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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 02nd 2006f Mar @ 08:23 |
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| Broken the record yet, anyone? |

Tricky_D.. 
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Posted by: Tricky_Dicky on the 04th 2006f Mar @ 09:15 |
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The yanks are having a go *yet again* (see BBC News Web Site, Sunday).
I'm sad to say it looks like they have quite a promising design this time.
http://www.extremestunts.co.uk/sitephotos/rb%
20kart%20red%20bull%202004.jpg |

paul_spa.. 
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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 06th 2006f Mar @ 08:16 |
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| About as promising as a shoe. |

Breadman 
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Posted by: Breadman on the 14th 2006f Mar @ 12:54 |
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Paul can i ask WHAT THE HELL is ur Avatar about  |

paul_spa.. 
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Posted by: paul_spangle on the 16th 2006f Mar @ 08:42 |
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| Quote: | On 14-03-06 18:54 Breadman wrote:
Paul can i ask WHAT THE HELL is ur Avatar about |
It's a characture of me... |

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Posted by: Breadman on the 16th 2006f Mar @ 10:14 |
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| Quote: | On 16-03-06 14:42 paul_spangle wrote:
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It's a characture of me... |
In That CaseYou Look Like 1 of the Hells Angels then  |

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