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Haha... this guy was having none of it! I know what to do next time they phone asking if I want to upgrade my internet connection. 
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 24th 2006f June 2006 | Comments: (23) | 
Joe_ 
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Posted by: Joe_ on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 08:04 |
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| i usually just hang up on these guys at once but this seems to be way more fun. i think i'll try it the next time some of these scumbags ring me up. |
BigupGB
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Posted by: BigupGB on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 08:06 |
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| I just say no i dont want anything, piss off" and hang up the phine. These types of calls piss me off, if uve evr been at home during the daytime ul know that more than half the calls u get would be one of these |
traxdome
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Posted by: traxdome on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 08:08 |
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if i whas the dude from the telecom company i shut say every time"it just takes a couple of seconds"  |
pigg
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Posted by: pigg on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 09:06 |
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This is my latest hobby, sad I know but it can be great fun. There are several things that you can do to these guys;
When they say they are conducting a survey I answer a couple of questions then start asking them the colour of their underware/favorite foods etc
Sometimes I let them go thru the whole sales speech then tell them that I am emigrating tomorrow/ that I am on trial for murder and am awaiting sentancing.
sometimes I interupt them 1/2 way thru and tell them that I have a sofa/3 man tent/ caravan/pair of sandals for sale and badger them to buy it.
My favorite is to blow a whistle down the phone and hear them scream
Sometimes I pretend to be old and think that it is bert/ mildred from down the road and tell them all about the weather/my piles/what I had for breakfast.
So don't just swear and hang up on these pricks...lets have a bit of fun!  |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 09:44 |
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| I just set the phone down gently on the talbe and walk away...If they are talking to thin air, there not bothering anyone... |
Dazz
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Posted by: Dazz on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 10:13 |
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| oh i always have a long nice talk with them when i'm bored.. and when they ask are you interested.. i say no..But thanks for the talk. |
H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 12:58 |
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I HAVE A BETTER ONE I JUST SAY '' NO HABLA INGLES '' AND IF THEY SPEAK SPANISH TOO I JUST SAY '' I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH '' IS FUNNY CUZ AT THE END THEY ARE THE ONES THAT GET MAD  |
Shock14
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 13:09 |
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I always say I love you. it's hilarious. when they're halfway through a sentence I say I love you. they're always like "excuse me sir?" and they don't know how to respond.
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H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 13:33 |
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| Quote: | On 24-06-06 19:09 Shock14 wrote:
I always say I love you. it's hilarious. when they're halfway through a sentence I say I love you. they're always like "excuse me sir?" and they don't know how to respond.
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I DID THAT SHIT TOO HAHAHAHAHA |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 16:34 |
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That guy was earfucked  ... Must be highly frustrating in some countries with the phones. It never rings here, feels like im left out on some fun after the comments i read here  |
H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 19:17 |
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| Quote: | On 24-06-06 22:34 Tyrfingr wrote:
That guy was earfucked ... Must be highly frustrating in some countries with the phones. It never rings here, feels like im left out on some fun after the comments i read here |
'' EARFUCKED '' NOW I GOT A NEW WORD IM GOING TO USE IT ON MY FRIENDS NEXT TIME IM ON THE PHONE WITH THEM '' YOU GOT EARFUCKED DUDE!!! '' |
wat_
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Posted by: wat_ on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 22:26 |
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well atleast he spoke english clearly...normally u get pricks from india(no offense) who cant even speak english too good trying to sell u mobile phones in the uk....sometimes u get a call a day .....ive tried just gently putting the phone down and walking away but that doesnt stop em...even let em talk to the t.v. but they still call
now i just pass it to my 2 year old daughter as she loves talking on the phone ...well she trys anyway |
cptkerk
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Posted by: cptkerk on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 23:02 |
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| i kinda felt bad for the kid haha yeah i sometimes i make sex noises in the phone its pretty funny. |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 24th 2006f Jun @ 23:06 |
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| Quote: | On 25-06-06 04:26 wat_ wrote:
well atleast he spoke english clearly...normally u get pricks from india(no offense) who cant even speak english too good trying to sell u mobile phones in the uk....sometimes u get a call a day .....ive tried just gently putting the phone down and walking away but that doesnt stop em...even let em talk to the t.v. but they still call
now i just pass it to my 2 year old daughter as she loves talking on the phone ...well she trys anyway |
You know what job she's going to have in the future now dont you.... That's how they hook them. |
julyda4t..
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Posted by: julyda4th on the 25th 2006f Jun @ 01:07 |
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'pricks from india' callin' you folks in da UK ey?
well... lets see....which country do the companies recruitin' em belong to? speaks tonz abt the company's state of finances.... |
Bram
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Posted by: Bram on the 25th 2006f Jun @ 08:22 |
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well I think he left no room four any kind of doubt about the way he makes things clear  |
Hill568
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Posted by: Hill568 on the 26th 2006f Jun @ 03:11 |
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I'v been a telemaketer and its not easy. Its even worst when you have a cock head like this on the other end. But having said that he shouldn't have try AGAIN to sell him, not good, he should have just hung up on him..
The kid is just trying to do his job, that was his first call for the day more then likly. |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 26th 2006f Jun @ 03:25 |
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| Quote: | On 25-06-06 01:17 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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'' EARFUCKED '' NOW I GOT A NEW WORD IM GOING TO USE IT ON MY FRIENDS NEXT TIME IM ON THE PHONE WITH THEM '' YOU GOT EARFUCKED DUDE!!! '' |
I hope it put a dry smile on someone face |
xpwdmosh..
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Posted by: xpwdmoshx on the 29th 2006f Jun @ 11:36 |
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perfect time for me to bring up that im a telemarketer HAHAHAHAHA
ive had hundreds of people do that to me, i laugh, the more creative the response is, the harder i laugh about it.
you're not supposed to just hang up if a customer berates you, you actually have to let THEM terminate the call no matter what, so that kid did a decent enough job.
still ive had funnier |
lCJl
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Posted by: lCJl on the 15th 2006f Jul @ 14:52 |
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benmw
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Posted by: benmw on the 29th 2006f Jul @ 05:54 |
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you guys must send some of ur shit in
Would be a laugh if it went on YDM lol
Sounds like funny shit!
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cardmank..
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 19th 2006f Nov @ 16:38 |
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| I just ask them to hold for a sec and leave the phone on the table...they hang up eventually. |
Plumit20..
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Posted by: Plumit2000 on the 18th 2007f Jan @ 06:15 |
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hahaha its always funny when the Indians ring you up in Australia.
they always say gday and how's it goin?
in their accent
i always pretend to be Chinese and just repeat hello heaps and then speak a little fake Chinese.
works a treat.
ohh and what they gay goodbye u keep saying hello |
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