Dad Gives His Son Pointers On Masterbation



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Good advice on how to eliminate the glue glove.

Posted by: Scottjpw on the 02nd 2006f September 2006 | Comments: (21) |

CopyCat Posts: 6264	Posted by: CopyCat on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 07:59
	My father was never quite that straight forward about this kind of thing... Is it just me, or did this seem to be just a little off color ???

ReadyD Posts: 88	Posted by: ReadyD on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 08:03
	what a legend

ashash Posts: 120	Posted by: ashash on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 08:07
	"Practice your act while you're a solo artists, and you'll enjoy some long duets in the future!" Rotfl

SuckaMC Posts: 192	Posted by: SuckaMC on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 08:17
	wow... my dad just told me I'd burn in hell.

Tyrfingr

Posts: 9846

Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 08:58

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On 02-09-06 13:59 CopyCat wrote:
My father was never quite that straight forward about this kind of thing... Is it just me, or did this seem to be just a little off color ???

A shade or so out off color indeed, but it was quite LOL!

SNOWY Posts: 2276	Posted by: SNOWY on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 10:40
	IV NOT LOOKED AT THE VIDEO YET,

Jaydubya Posts: 1	Posted by: Jaydubya on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 11:07
	Hahaha, I just watched this episode of weeds today. For the record it's his uncle. Oddly enough I typed out the speech only a minute before jumping onto this site. Went straight to myspace..See below Alright Listen closely I'm not gonna beat around the bush, hahahaha. Your little bodie's changin' it's all good but believe me, problem now is everytime jerk the gerkin we end up with alot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere right? Right! First order of buisness no more socks they're expensive, gummin up the works plumbing wise. You might be thinking to yourself but uncle andy what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into mr sock? Glad you asked, you can have a lovely time tuggin the tiger in the shower each morning that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun so unless we wanna take four or five showers everyday we're gonna need some other options here. So lets start with the basics..Tissues, perfectly acceptable backstop for all that creamy italian, Can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin, not to mention they can stick to your dickhead like a fuckin' bandaid..Ouch. From there on we move to more lubricated flak catchers, specifically..Bannanas. Step one, peel the bannana, step two slip the peel over your Andy Johnson start pitchin'. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave, not too hot! Serious yowza. Also olive oil, moistriser, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner and vasiliene can all be used for lube. And in my opinion the best lube..Is lube so save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright moving on when you tug your thomas on the toilet, pfft shoot right into the bowl, In bed soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossin after tossin. Theres no such thing as polishin' the raised septor of love too much, it reduces stress, it inhanses immune function, also practise makes perfect so work on your controll now while your a solo artist, you'll be playin some long happy duets in the future, alright class dismissed. Jaydubya

seagal

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Posted by: seagal on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 12:04

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On 02-09-06 17:51 jappie wrote:
i did learn to masterbate myself

hopefully most of us did. it would have put me off for life if my dad gave me advice and homework on the subject!

Shock14 Posts: 4914	Posted by: Shock14 on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 12:19
	I wondered as a kid, why do it into my sock? won't my parents notice? did he say something about flushing it down the toilet? 'Mom, I have no socks' yeah that'll go over without question. I always stuck to spit and T-P

Toyo_9J Posts: 266	Posted by: Toyo_9J on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 12:26
	this is childish....next lesson they gone race who cum's first ?

H_TOWN_M.. Posts: 6278	Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 13:54
	I'VE NEVER HEARD THE BANANA PEAL ONE HAHAHA I ONCE USED A CHALUPA.... IT BURNED CUZ IT HAD A SHIT LOAD OF SALSA!!

SNOWY Posts: 2276	Posted by: SNOWY on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 14:59
	FLMAO I HAVE POSTED THE WIFE ON STRANGELAND.COM http://www.strangeland.com/asp/show.asp?id=19 516

CopyCat

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Posted by: CopyCat on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 20:24

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On 02-09-06 20:59 SNOWY wrote:

FLMAO

I HAVE POSTED THE WIFE ON STRANGELAND.COM

http://www.strangeland.com/asp/show.asp?id=19 516

lol !! I'd be saying, wake up girl its time to go to work... I got a stiffy here, that you need to take care of...

SuckaMC Posts: 192	Posted by: SuckaMC on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 20:47
	You are all going to hell... atleast that is what my dad said... you "wankers".

SNOWY

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Posted by: SNOWY on the 02nd 2006f Sep @ 21:39

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On 03-09-06 02:24 CopyCat wrote:
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lol !! I'd be saying, wake up girl its time to go to work... I got a stiffy here, that you need to take care of...

<< THATS NOT THE WIFE, BUT ONE HAS DREAMS

H_TOWN_M..

Posts: 6278

Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 03rd 2006f Sep @ 03:47

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On 03-09-06 03:39 SNOWY wrote:
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<< THATS NOT THE WIFE, BUT ONE HAS DREAMS

HOLY COW!! IS THAT AN ORANGE? HAHAHA