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With only one breast she can smash cans, lift bowling balls and beer kegs. I wonder what the other one is capable of. In fact I don't want to know...
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 18th 2006f November 2006 | Comments: (54) |


Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 10:37 |
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I call ass. why? I do not know. but I also call breasts to be safe. all I have to say it
what
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Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 10:40 |
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Show me the tits without those annoying censoring spots, then i might like to watch it again.  |

Niggolas 
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Posted by: Niggolas on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 10:54 |
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| so they can be used for other stuff, its a crazy world... |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 12:41 |
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| Quote: | On 18-11-06 16:40 Tyrfingr wrote:
Show me the tits without those annoying censoring spots, then i might like to watch it again. |
karl that's SICK. those things are MONSTERS! besides you have maggie. |

Sucka 
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Posted by: Sucka on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 12:54 |
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| pffft...I can do that with my testicles.... |

Exile 
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Posted by: Exile on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 12:55 |
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Yup, maury is turning into the next jerry springer. Its only a short time before he'll have midget interacial sumo wrestlers wearing their mothers bras and fighting over their cousins husbands who recently had a sex change.  |

celtic67 
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Posted by: celtic67 on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 13:32 |
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| wow!!! shes tallented.yeah rite. |

Frogi 
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Posted by: Frogi on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 13:38 |
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One day, all that breast pounding will get her cancer, and she'll get it chopped off. Just ONE breast.  |

madfoxx1.. 
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Posted by: madfoxx14 on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 14:10 |
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| man i can do that wit my balls |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 14:32 |
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yuck I was expecting fun bags not cow tits. |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 15:58 |
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| If she lays on her back you can use her tits as a bicycle rack. |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 16:09 |
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1,2,3....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB JOBBBBBBBB!!!!!
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 17:30 |
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| Quote: | On 18-11-06 21:58 boyjohn wrote:
If she lays on her back you can use her tits as a bicycle rack. |
| Quote: | On 18-11-06 20:46 westy wrote:
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Would she then be off-balaned and walk round in circles
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BossHoss 
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Posted by: BossHoss on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 17:52 |
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| Quote: | On 18-11-06 22:09 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
1,2,3....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB JOBBBBBBBB!!!!!
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Are you sure it's safe to call boob job on this one? I mean, didn't you see what she did to those cans? You might end up having pancake dick or something, hah hah. |

Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 18:01 |
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Either she lost the ability to feel in her left breast or she had some sort of alloy implants.
It looks so painful ... -cries- |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 18:20 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 00:01 Pearlgirl wrote:
Either she lost the ability to feel in her left breast or she had some sort of alloy implants.
It looks so painful ... -cries- |
like those monks that drag shit with their nuts. I'm too lazy to link it though  |

GodlyAce 
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Posted by: GodlyAce on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 18:25 |
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wow.
If she turned around to fast she could give her self a black eye. |

kinder 
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Posted by: kinder on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 18:46 |
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would'nt dare to stick my dick between those two
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TheAlpha.. 
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Posted by: TheAlphaMale on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 18:49 |
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| I would.... |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 19:36 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 00:01 Pearlgirl wrote:
Either she lost the ability to feel in her left breast or she had some sort of alloy implants.
It looks so painful ... -cries- |
A comment i was thinking of posting before the pig in my head told me otherwise ... I wouldnt be surprised if she keeps something under those brahs, perhaps the romanian army is hiding out there for all we know  |

Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:03 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 01:36 Tyrfingr wrote:
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A comment i was thinking of posting before the pig in my head told me otherwise ... I wouldnt be surprised if she keeps something under those brahs, perhaps the romanian army is hiding out there for all we know  |
Lol. Well I think that is quite possible. Perhaps she still has the ability to lactate and feed all those romanian soliders while they wait for a surprise attack. |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:06 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 00:01 Pearlgirl wrote:
Either she lost the ability to feel in her left breast or she had some sort of alloy implants.
It looks so painful ... -cries- |
They are made of adamantium like Wolverine's claws.
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Blowtato.. 
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Posted by: Blowtatoes on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:09 |
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| GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY! |

t1t4n 
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Posted by: t1t4n on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:12 |
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| that is fucked up. |

ToNGan4L.. 
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Posted by: ToNGan4LyPhE on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:14 |
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FAKE ASS TITZ.......GET A LIFE BITCH  |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:18 |
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| Quote: | On 18-11-06 21:58 boyjohn wrote:
If she lays on her back you can use her tits as a bicycle rack. |
CYLCE~FAG, ITS YOUR CALL  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:18 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 02:03 Pearlgirl wrote:
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Lol. Well I think that is quite possible. Perhaps she still has the ability to lactate and feed all those romanian soliders while they wait for a surprise attack. |
That will probably be an attack of soldiers in casts, wheelchairs, and crutches if she keeps abusing her tit like that though. hahaha!  |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 20:27 |
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LONG LIVE THE WOMANS BREAST  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 21:15 |
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| why don't those things give her back problems? |

Sucka 
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Posted by: Sucka on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 21:54 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 02:18 Tyrfingr wrote:
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That will probably be an attack of soldiers in casts, wheelchairs, and crutches if she keeps abusing her tit like that though. hahaha! |
Tyr... are you flirting???... I'm gonna tell...
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SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 21:57 |
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Ok need some help. Just got back from watching Saw 3, Well most of it...
My girlfriend wanted to leave before the end as she was getting way too grossed out fuck sakes!
Anyways we got to the part just after the judge guy was rescued from the pig guts and Jigsaw starting convulsing after having his skull cut open.
So what i need is a quick summary of what happened after that.
I know Zack you saw it. Care to help me out?
thanks |

Tymell 
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Posted by: Tymell on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 21:59 |
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Well she has tough breasts, I'll give her that, but hardly strong. Are there even muscles in the breasts? I don't think there are.
The cans was more about her hands, and the picking up stuff could be done by anyone with breasts like that and a little practice.
Impressive boobs, but little else really. |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:02 |
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| I think we just found the weapons of mass destruction!! |

Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:04 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 02:06 Shaft wrote:
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They are made of adamantium like Wolverine's claws.
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Sighs, wolverine is so sexy.
| Quote: | On 19-11-06 02:18 Tyrfingr wrote:
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That will probably be an attack of soldiers in casts, wheelchairs, and crutches if she keeps abusing her tit like that though. hahaha! |
Honestly, that's self abuse. For boys it probably like using your balls to crush cans. I can only imagine what kind of pain and bruises those breast must have sustained. |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:06 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 04:04 Pearlgirl wrote:
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Sighs, wolverine is so sexy.
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Honestly, that's self abuse. For boys it probably like using your balls to crush cans. I can only imagine what kind of pain and bruises those breast must have sustained. |
Damn... My jokes just glance off today it seems  |

Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:11 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 04:06 Tyrfingr wrote:
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Damn... My jokes just glance off today it seems  |
Lol.
I laughed Try to feel better. /pat pat. |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:21 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 04:11 Pearlgirl wrote:
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Lol.
I laughed Try to feel better. /pat pat. |
Main thing is to laugh and smile, something im trying to provide around here  |

cyclepat.. 
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Posted by: cyclepath on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:44 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 02:27 SNOWY wrote:
LONG LIVE THE WOMANS BREAST |
You can have those fat tits, because you like fat don't you, Snowy the Pervert? With that fat double (or triple!!) chin of yours if you put your overweight fat head between her fat tits it would look like she just had 3 fat tits!!!!!!! Your ugly nose would make a great fat ugly nipple!!!!
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Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:47 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 04:44 cyclepath wrote:
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You can have those fat tits, because you like fat don't you, Snowy the Pervert? With that fat double (or triple!!) chin of yours if you put your overweight fat head between her fat tits it would look like she just had 3 fat tits!!!!!!! Your ugly nose would make a great fat ugly nipple!!!!
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The two of you... lol! .... I would imagine you two would end up kissing each other passionately the way you two are chasing each other around here  |

cyclepat.. 
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Posted by: cyclepath on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 22:59 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 04:47 Tyrfingr wrote:
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The two of you... lol! .... I would imagine you two would end up kissing each other passionately the way you two are chasing each other around here 
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Now THAT is funny!!! |

SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 18th 2006f Nov @ 23:49 |
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How do make ten pounds of fat look good?
....put a nipple on it.
and now please someone tell me the ending to Saw3.  |

Flakolok.. 
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Posted by: Flakoloko on the 19th 2006f Nov @ 00:54 |
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that was pretty amazing,but is it healthy  |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 19th 2006f Nov @ 01:37 |
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| Quote: | On 18-11-06 23:52 BossHoss wrote:
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Are you sure it's safe to call boob job on this one? I mean, didn't you see what she did to those cans? You might end up having pancake dick or something, hah hah. |
DUDE...THERES A TIME IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE WHERE YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR PROBLEMS LIKE A MAN! IF MY DICK ENDS UP LIKE A TORTILLA AFTER A BOOB JOB...THEN I WILL TAKE THE RISK!!!
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Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 19th 2006f Nov @ 02:09 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 03:57 SimonL wrote:
Ok need some help. Just got back from watching Saw 3, Well most of it...
My girlfriend wanted to leave before the end as she was getting way too grossed out fuck sakes!
Anyways we got to the part just after the judge guy was rescued from the pig guts and Jigsaw starting convulsing after having his skull cut open.
So what i need is a quick summary of what happened after that.
I know Zack you saw it. Care to help me out?
thanks
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I want to do it but my inner movie goer is telling me that you NEED to see it.
I mean...It is a grrrrrrrrrrreat ending. But if you insist....
****SPOILERS***
The judge dies...shot in the dome by a trap I think, The man that killed the guy's son in the car wreck gets his head twisted off and that was awesome....... The guy trying to get through the traps makes it out and into the room where the doctor and Jigsaw and Amanda are.
Jig then says that the doctor is free to go as he promised.
Amanda gets all crazy and tries to kill the doctor chick... she shooots her but not fatally, just a wound.
Jeff! Thats the guy's name! He comes in the room and shoots Amanda in the neck witht he one bullet he was given earlier....Jigsaw says he was testing her and she failed. He tells her that the Doctor is actually Jeff's ex-wife....remember from the beginning of the movie? Yeah that was them. Then Amanda dies.
Jeff is them facing Jigsaw and jig gives him one chance to forgive him and take his wife out of there and leave. He says all the tests were about forgiveness...yada yada. The doctor is still wearing that shotgun shell collar, BTW.
Jeff says he forgives him and then proceeds to slit his throat with a skilsaw, not knowing that his vital signs are tied to the collar and the wife is too wounded to warn him.
She gets her face blown off.
As Jig is about to die he presses the button on a tape recorder in his hand.
"Hello Jeff....if you are hearing this it means that you have failed and you and your loved ones have suffered for it.....etc...."
"I was the only one who could give you the wherabouts of your daughter....*flashes to showing his kid locked in some kind of cell*.....if you ever want to see her again your going to have to play a game..."
END!
And that more or less is how it goes. Your girlfriend better have given it up hardcore for making you miss it's wonderfulness. My girlfriend was loving the gore like me but that is because I have conditoned her...lol. 6 years of putting up with me will do that.
At least I made my 500th post the longest ever!!
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SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 19th 2006f Nov @ 02:38 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 08:09 Shaft wrote:
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I want to do it but my inner movie goer is telling me that you NEED to see it.
I mean...It is a grrrrrrrrrrreat ending. But if you insist....
****SPOILERS***
The judge dies...shot in the dome by a trap I think, The man that killed the guy's son in the car wreck gets his head twisted off and that was awesome....... The guy trying to get through the traps makes it out and into the room where the doctor and Jigsaw and Amanda are.
Jig then says that the doctor is free to go as he promised.
Amanda gets all crazy and tries to kill the doctor chick... she shooots her but not fatally, just a wound.
Jeff! Thats the guy's name! He comes in the room and shoots Amanda in the neck witht he one bullet he was given earlier....Jigsaw says he was testing her and she failed. He tells her that the Doctor is actually Jeff's ex-wife....remember from the beginning of the movie? Yeah that was them. Then Amanda dies.
Jeff is them facing Jigsaw and jig gives him one chance to forgive him and take his wife out of there and leave. He says all the tests were about forgiveness...yada yada. The doctor is still wearing that shotgun shell collar, BTW.
Jeff says he forgives him and then proceeds to slit his throat with a skilsaw, not knowing that his vital signs are tied to the collar and the wife is too wounded to warn him.
She gets her face blown off.
As Jig is about to die he presses the button on a tape recorder in his hand.
"Hello Jeff....if you are hearing this it means that you have failed and you and your loved ones have suffered for it.....etc...."
"I was the only one who could give you the wherabouts of your daughter....*flashes to showing his kid locked in some kind of cell*.....if you ever want to see her again your going to have to play a game..."
END!
And that more or less is how it goes. Your girlfriend better have given it up hardcore for making you miss it's wonderfulness. My girlfriend was loving the gore like me but that is because I have conditoned her...lol. 6 years of putting up with me will do that.
At least I made my 500th post the longest ever!!
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Ok Awesome, Cheers my friend. I can pretty much run the series of events through my head now. It will be a while before it goes out on DVD and I don't want to go to the theatre again so that works great.
and yes got a bj in the back seats of the theatre so I guess it was worth leaving early.No Lie. Actually it was great cause there was only 6 people in the whole theatre.
The problem is that my girlfriend loves horrors but hates and scenes with blood. yah I know, it's an oxymoron. oh well whatevs, worth a bj at the movies.. lol
and congrats on 500.
thanks again
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Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 19th 2006f Nov @ 04:17 |
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| Quote: | On 19-11-06 08:38 SimonL wrote:
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Ok Awesome, Cheers my friend. I can pretty much run the series of events through my head now. It will be a while before it goes out on DVD and I don't want to go to the theatre again so that works great.
and yes got a bj in the back seats of the theatre so I guess it was worth leaving early.No Lie. Actually it was great cause there was only 6 people in the whole theatre.
The problem is that my girlfriend loves horrors but hates and scenes with blood. yah I know, it's an oxymoron. oh well whatevs, worth a bj at the movies.. lol
and congrats on 500.
thanks again
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Hehe no problem. At least you got theater head!
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Posted by: BongoButt on the 19th 2006f Nov @ 13:37 |
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aaww_hel.. 
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Posted by: aaww_hell on the 21st 2006f Nov @ 02:48 |
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ow ow ow ow ow... that made my boobs hurt just watching the first 10 seconds... ow ow ow ow  |

dark_lor.. 
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Posted by: dark_lord on the 21st 2006f Nov @ 16:11 |
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wow I got a f*cking headache from reading the comments some of them were good but seriously adrewking go f*ck yourself prickhead seriously mental disordered clip too
go take a chillpill not slapping the crap out of beercans  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 10th 2007f Jan @ 15:54 |
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| Quote: | On 21-11-06 08:48 aaww_hell wrote:
ow ow ow ow ow... that made my boobs hurt just watching the first 10 seconds... ow ow ow ow |
There there *pats your boobs gently*
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boyjohn 
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