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The poor guy had a choice between death or life with no face...
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 04th 2006f December 2006 | Comments: (99) |


herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 09:57 |
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| Let's face it, thats not good. |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 09:57 |
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| Killer bread mold did this? I'm quitting donuts ... |

scottjpw 
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Posted by: scottjpw on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 09:59 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 15:57 herbtree wrote:
Let's face it, thats not good. |
Lmao was gonna put that as the description! Nice 1 |

cardmank.. 
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 10:09 |
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| Poor bastard... |

toeleo 
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Posted by: toeleo on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 10:12 |
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| *speechess* |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 10:14 |
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| Can you imagine how much he saves on sunglasses? |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 10:17 |
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this is old as hell
never noticed the developing mullet before though. |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 10:17 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 15:59 scottjpw wrote:
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Lmao was gonna put that as the description! Nice 1 |
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Joe_ 
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Posted by: Joe_ on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 11:30 |
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| omg i thought the old guy with a cave in his face was bad, but this guy is just... pitiful. btw i think this is a repost. |

ToeWesty 
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Posted by: ToeWesty on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 11:32 |
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| Yes he must be an American. Does anyone else want to skull fuck him with a strap-on? fear me...I am toeleo-westy. I'm here to bore you shitless with the same old inane comments over and over again. behold the power of my ignorance. |

sangwria 
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Posted by: sangwria on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 11:34 |
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| next time, you'll use plants instead of going to fucking hospital |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 11:35 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 17:32 ToeWesty wrote:
Yes he must be an American. Does anyone else want to skull fuck him with a strap-on? fear me...I am toeleo-westy. I'm here to bore you shitless with the same old inane comments over and over again. behold the power of my ignorance. |
your a funny bastard dave  |

ToeWesty 
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Posted by: ToeWesty on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 11:36 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 17:35 herbtree wrote:
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your a funny bastard dave |
lol, what gave me away? |

toeleo 
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Posted by: toeleo on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 11:49 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 17:32 ToeWesty wrote:
Yes he must be an American. Does anyone else want to skull fuck him with a strap-on? fear me...I am toeleo-westy. I'm here to bore you shitless with the same old inane comments over and over again. behold the power of my ignorance. |
even Christ had those that hated him...*assumes crucification pose #24*...forgive hime father, for he is a faggot. |

WestyToe 
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Posted by: WestyToe on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 12:00 |
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| I am WestyToe, the biggest meanest lesbian american hate going. I love the bush rat. |

ToeWesty 
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Posted by: ToeWesty on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 12:03 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 17:49 toeleo wrote:
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even Christ had those that hated him...*assumes crucification pose #24*...forgive hime father, for he is a faggot. |
YES, everyone is a homosexual because we are confused about what hole to put our two inch penis in. Behold...I am toeleo-westy. I'm here to bore you shitless with the same old inane comments over and over again |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 12:16 |
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| Quote: | Scottjpw said :
The poor guy had a choice between death or life with no face... |
I'd have chosen death...
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herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 12:25 |
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| There's no need to cut off your nose to spite your face... |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 12:36 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 18:25 herbtree wrote:
There's no need to cut off your nose to spite your face... |
Man you're on a roll! 
Any other tasteless jokes?  |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 12:53 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 18:00 WestyToe wrote:
I am WestyToe, the biggest meanest lesbian american hate going. I love the bush rat. |
Hahaha I can tell that this is gonna get good.
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SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 13:35 |
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FLMAO AT THE AVATAR PLAY WestyToe, ToeWesty..
THAT GUY IN THE VID HAS A GOOD WIFE  |

toeleo 
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Posted by: toeleo on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 13:45 |
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| he was a serious hockey player until a face off made him retire. |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 13:54 |
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| Alright, maybe this is uncoolbut do you think he ever wishes he would have picked death? I'll bet every time he inhales and exhales. |

youreDam.. 
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Posted by: youreDamned on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 14:25 |
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| Every time he sneezes the guy sat next to him gets a face full of brain. |

Link 
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Posted by: Link on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 14:28 |
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| WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE SUCH SHIT? |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 14:29 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 19:57 westy wrote:
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What happens when he sneezes
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lol
my guess is everyone near him gets soaked. |

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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 14:58 |
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GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
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The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 15:02 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 20:58 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
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AHAHAHAHA thats got to be todays best comment. |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 15:40 |
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Given the comments so far, it's safe to say that. If something bad happens to you, and someone catches it on video... Don't visit ydm.. lol  |

Flakolok.. 
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Posted by: Flakoloko on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 15:55 |
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not to be funny but thats cool,he could be a scary movie star behind a mask,like the next jason or the next saw character,neva give up on hopes till you lose your nuts  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 16:09 |
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this is news? it's michael jackson isn't it?!
one thing is for sure, he'll never get to play peek-a-boo with his kids again  |

aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 16:37 |
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I don't know what the rulles are for calling ass, But I am going to cal ass on his wife  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 17:40 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 22:37 aerodynamic wrote:
I don't know what the rulles are for calling ass, But I am going to cal ass on his wife |
the rules are you can't be aurodynamic so I call ass on her  |

Funbags 
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Posted by: Funbags on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 18:05 |
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| Now rember children, this is what happens if you pick your nose. |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 18:18 |
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hahaha ok contest. pick the best..
1--Now rember children, this is what happens if you pick your nose.
2--one thing is for sure, he'll never get to play peek-a-boo with his kids again
3--GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
4--Every time he sneezes the guy sat next to him gets a face full of brain.
5--There's no need to cut off your nose to spite your face...
6--Let's face it, thats not good.
7--Can you imagine how much he saves on sunglasses?
my favorite is 3, just because of the way I can imagine marko would say it  |

TLBBMIC 
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Posted by: TLBBMIC on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 18:32 |
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awww man i feel for this guy, he did nothing wrong jus got infected
at least he has a good hiding place for his weed!  |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 20:19 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 00:18 Shock14 wrote:
my favorite is 3, just because of the way I can imagine marko would say it |
OH COME ON BITCH! JUST SAY YOU LOVE ME!!
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 20:57 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 02:19 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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OH COME ON BITCH! JUST SAY YOU LOVE ME!!
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it's just the thought of a loud funny illegal mexican I love. sorry, it's not you it's me, honey. |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 22:47 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 00:18 Shock14 wrote:
hahaha ok contest. pick the best..
1--Now rember children, this is what happens if you pick your nose.
2--one thing is for sure, he'll never get to play peek-a-boo with his kids again
3--GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
4--Every time he sneezes the guy sat next to him gets a face full of brain.
5--There's no need to cut off your nose to spite your face...
6--Let's face it, thats not good.
7--Can you imagine how much he saves on sunglasses?
my favorite is 3, just because of the way I can imagine marko would say it |
How about ...
1. You should see the other guy
2. Look Mom ... here's my invisible friend
3. Wow! A human bowling ball
4. Quick! If you pull his ears his tongue comes out
5. I don't know if I can face another day
6. Smells like teen spirit
7. Chinese again?? |

Squint22 
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Posted by: Squint22 on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 22:59 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 00:32 TLBBMIC wrote:
awww man i feel for this guy, he did nothing wrong jus got infected
at least he has a good hiding place for his weed! |
lol fuckin rite that guy could hid like a fuckin ounce of the shit in there and imagine wat the guy would look like smokin a bong? wen he let out the hit it would come out his eyes! lol that would b trippy  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 23:23 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 04:47 boyjohn wrote:
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How about ...
1. You should see the other guy
2. Look Mom ... here's my invisible friend
3. Wow! A human bowling ball
4. Quick! If you pull his ears his tongue comes out
5. I don't know if I can face another day
6. Smells like teen spirit
7. Chinese again??
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howabout...no..you just made all those up and..they all suck... |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 04th 2006f Dec @ 23:43 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 02:57 Shock14 wrote:
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it's just the thought of a loud funny illegal mexican I love. sorry, it's not you it's me, honey. |
AWWWWWW!!! FUCK YOU THEN .... HAHAHAHAHA HEY HAVE YOU NOTICE THAT WE HAVE DUMPADICKINMYASS FUCKERS IN YDM.COM
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Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 00:20 |
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| Oh god, I hope life will be kind to me and never let me or anyone I love suffer like that. |

SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 00:21 |
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*looks at bread on counter, notices that it's 2 days past the expiry date. Grabs loaf with welding gloves, holds breath and throws it into the neighbors pond. De-louses self with talcum powder and whiskey*
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Miko23 
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Posted by: Miko23 on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 02:20 |
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| I knew bread was dangerous..... |

RobYDMfa.. 
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Posted by: RobYDMfan on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 05:30 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 06:20 Pearlgirl wrote:
Oh god, I hope life will be kind to me and never let me or anyone I love suffer like that. |
amen !  |

Blowtato.. 
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Posted by: Blowtatoes on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 09:33 |
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| you're fucked... |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 11:00 |
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We should put that mold in President Bush's cocaine. You know he still does it. Problem solved.
Uh oh...im probably getting monitored by the secret service now.  |

Monkey58.. 
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Posted by: Monkey5857 on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:24 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 04:47 boyjohn wrote:
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How about ...
1. You should see the other guy
2. Look Mom ... here's my invisible friend
3. Wow! A human bowling ball
4. Quick! If you pull his ears his tongue comes out
5. I don't know if I can face another day
6. Smells like teen spirit
7. Chinese again??
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you really suck at making those horrible (yet funny as shit) jokes. go play hide and go seek with all your friends from preschool and leave he funny shit to the adults ok.
and i also wanted to say, What the fuck is wrong with that lady, "i don't see his face when i look at him, i see mark" i see a disease ridden horrible monster with a face that could be used for a bowl.  |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:26 |
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I wonder how many uses for his skull we could come up with.
1. Chili bowl
2. Ashtray |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:31 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 19:26 The_Devil wrote:
I wonder how many uses for his skull we could come up with.
1. Chili bowl
2. Ashtray
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Toiletbowl?
Oh that was mean, yeah I'm sorry, Pearlgirl, get over here and spank me, I deserve it.  |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:33 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 19:31 4thseal wrote:
Toiletbowl?
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ahahahaha I think we may have a winner already
snack tray |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:38 |
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| can holder |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:40 |
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| bread dish |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:43 |
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| one of them things your practice your golf putting into.. |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:47 |
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| beer holder |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:52 |
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| toilet brush holder |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:57 |
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Oh, man.This is wrong of us to do...
Imagine the look on this guy's face if he ever reads this stuff.......... |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 13:58 |
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lolololol
my guess is he'd be crushed |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:03 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 19:58 The_Devil wrote:
lolololol
my guess is he'd be crushed |
Or he just might "lose it"..... |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:05 |
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^^lol^^
Ice cube tray |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:06 |
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| Birdhouse |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:11 |
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| plant holder |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:14 |
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| Teabag |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:15 |
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| aquarium |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:15 |
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| christmas tree topper |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:16 |
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| Put an action figure in it and pretend he's Voltron |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:17 |
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| cake pan |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:18 |
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| A bin |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:21 |
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| lunchbox |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:21 |
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| litter scoop |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:24 |
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" Mark, alongside John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the summer movie even ....FACE OFF"  |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:26 |
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ah damn
porta -potty |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:26 |
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| piggybank |

The_Devi.. 
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Posted by: The_Devil on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:30 |
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| a hat |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:31 |
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| soup bowl? |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 14:55 |
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| Bird bath |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 15:03 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 20:24 4thseal wrote:
" Mark, alongside John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the summer movie even ....FACE OFF"
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Ding ding ding! Winner!!!
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 17:12 |
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the comments above
the batcave 
| Quote: | On 05-12-06 05:43 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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AWWWWWW!!! FUCK YOU THEN .... HAHAHAHAHA HEY HAVE YOU NOTICE THAT WE HAVE DUMPADICKINMYASS FUCKERS IN YDM.COM
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yeah too many comments to read!! |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 18:53 |
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BEER BONG COMES TO MIND  |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 20:00 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 19:24 Monkey5857 wrote:
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you really suck at making those horrible (yet funny as shit) jokes. go play hide and go seek with all your friends from preschool and leave he funny shit to the adults ok.
and i also wanted to say, What the fuck is wrong with that lady, "i don't see his face when i look at him, i see mark" i see a disease ridden horrible monster with a face that could be used for a bowl. |
You eat with that mouth? Your an adult? Come on over and finish doing your analingus on my asshole you moron!!  |

Link 
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Posted by: Link on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 20:49 |
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| yes, very funny |

maggie2c 
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Posted by: maggie2c on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 21:55 |
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omg...I've never seen such a horrible thing. I feel sorry for the guy ...I think he should wear a mask!!!
**two thumbs up for his wife** |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 05th 2006f Dec @ 22:47 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 03:55 maggie2c wrote:
**two thumbs up for his wife** |
why? is fucking that good? |

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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 00:17 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 03:55 maggie2c wrote:
**two thumbs up his wife** |
WOW....I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SIDE OF YOU SEŅORITA MAGGIE 
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hammer98 
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Posted by: hammer98 on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 00:40 |
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| you think thats bad? i lost my ass in a poker game once. who nose, it might grow back |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 07:22 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 04:47 Shock14 wrote:
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why? is fucking that good? |
Yeah he must be able to stick her like a champ.  |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 07:45 |
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i bet he is rich that's why is wife is still with him...come on in this day and age....no woman would stay with a man like that...
but i must say i do feel for the man, poor bugger...but kudos to the doctors for keeping him alive too |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 08:47 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 06:17 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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WOW....I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SIDE OF YOU SEŅORITA MAGGIE 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, that Karl really must be kinky.  |

dark_lor.. 
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Posted by: dark_lord on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 10:40 |
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| Quote: | On 05-12-06 06:20 Pearlgirl wrote:
Oh god, I hope life will be kind to me and never let me or anyone I love suffer like that. |
I hope no one ever needs to suffer like that even the one's I don't love... |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 15:43 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 13:22 Shaft wrote:
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Yeah he must be able to stick her like a champ. |
LOL!!  |

aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 16:31 |
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| Quote: | On 04-12-06 23:40 Shock14 wrote:
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the rules are you can't be aurodynamic so I call ass on her |
Im aerodynamic not aurodynamic  |

Mukphly 
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Posted by: Mukphly on the 29th 2006f Dec @ 07:55 |
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| Dude needs to face the fact that it was his time to die. But on the other hand that is one hell of a pie hole. |

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Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 13th 2007f Jan @ 11:07 |
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| oh my god that's bad |
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