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The Human Can Opener

That must be good for your teeth!

Posted by: Scottjpw on the 13th 2006f December 2006 | Comments: (37) |

xchiche Posts: 2	Posted by: xchiche on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 11:26
	hi all... this is my first comment... BTW i call Ass

herbtree Posts: 2564	Posted by: herbtree on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 11:28
	You wouldnt want that sucking you off, I shudder to think of the consequences.....

kemp427 Posts: 1	Posted by: kemp427 on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 11:48
	I dunno if she's that "talented" with her mouth she may be able to do other neat tricks my first comment also btw

Tyrfingr

Posts: 9897

Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 11:50

Quote:

On 13-12-06 17:28 herbtree wrote:
You wouldnt want that sucking you off, I shudder to think of the consequences.....

You'll be going under the alias of "Jewboy" in the future if you stuck your schlang in that can opener mate

Blowtato.. Posts: 387	Posted by: Blowtatoes on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 12:04
	eeh.. Her teeth are going to be rotten stubs in a few years if she keeps that up.

herbtree

Posts: 2564

Posted by: herbtree on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 12:14

Quote:

On 13-12-06 17:50 Tyrfingr wrote:
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You'll be going under the alias of "Jewboy" in the future if you stuck your schlang in that can opener mate

lmfao

(I like my 4skin, think I'll stay WELL away)

TLBBMIC

Posts: 111

Posted by: TLBBMIC on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 12:15

Quote:

On 13-12-06 17:50 Tyrfingr wrote:
[..]

You'll be going under the alias of "Jewboy" in the future if you stuck your schlang in that can opener mate

lol good one *hi 5*

i bet her teeth are nice and sharp now!

OBELISK Posts: 148	Posted by: OBELISK on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 12:37
	did u see that tv??? wtf?!

Shaft

Posts: 721

Posted by: Shaft on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 13:28

Quote:

On 13-12-06 18:37 OBELISK wrote:
did u see that tv??? wtf?!

I guess they like to watch the tube as they go to get their drinks?

Everyone who is anyone has a 10 inch tv on the fridge.

herbtree Posts: 2564	Posted by: herbtree on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 13:31
	I bet she wears braces, and they call her Jaws.

Chainsaw.. Posts: 291	Posted by: ChainsawRape on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 13:53
	Instead of waiting for people to fall off the boat, she will cut the bottom open and eat the human goodness, ahhhhhh.

DJ_Janx

Posts: 179

Posted by: DJ_Janx on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 14:14

Quote:

On 13-12-06 17:28 herbtree wrote:
You wouldnt want that sucking you off, I shudder to think of the consequences.....

LMAO

Bty the way, what was the point? Use the ring pull same as everyone else!

HillaryD.. Posts: 4	Posted by: HillaryDuff on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 14:38
	UUUUUUU i am so sexy

stnuC

Posts: 42

Posted by: stnuC on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 15:03

Quote:

On 13-12-06 17:28 herbtree wrote:
You wouldnt want that sucking you off, I shudder to think of the consequences.....

Fuck her in the ass. She'd have to be a contorsionist to turn round abd bite from that position.....

Funbags

Posts: 1048

Posted by: Funbags on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 16:05

Quote:

On 13-12-06 17:28 herbtree wrote:
You wouldnt want that sucking you off, I shudder to think of the consequences.....

My first thought too. Great pervs think alike

Shock14 Posts: 4914	Posted by: Shock14 on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 16:29
	no boobs! I saw no boobs. hot girl + no breasts=shit. what do you think, marko? I do beleive you're the biggest perv here. stupid trick though, she couldn't even get into the circus.

funkmuff..

Posts: 43

Posted by: funkmuffin on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 16:36

Quote:

On 13-12-06 21:03 stnuC wrote:
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Fuck her in the ass. She'd have to be a contorsionist to turn round abd bite from that position.....

she might be able to bite with her ass aswell!!

or perhaps she just uses her ass for opening bottles!

when i was a foolish teenager i used to take off bottle tops with my teeth, used to think it made me look cool, until i snapped my tooth in half and then i just looked like a twat.

SNOWY Posts: 2276	Posted by: SNOWY on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 17:34
	SHE IS HANDY IN 2 WAYS

H_TOWN_M..

Posts: 6278

Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 18:27

Quote:

On 13-12-06 17:26 xchiche wrote:
hi all... this is my first comment... BTW i call Ass

*imitates Arnold's voice and accent* AHHGG I LAUGH AT YOU NEW POSTER!! AHHHGGG! YOU PUNIC ASS PUNK!!! AHHHRRGGG I CALL ASS OVER YOU ....MATTER OF FACT I CALL ASS ON YOU!!! ARRRHHHHHGGGG AHHHGGGG

SNOWY

Posts: 2276

Posted by: SNOWY on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 18:30

Quote:

On 14-12-06 00:27 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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*imitates Arnold's voice and accent* AHHGG I LAUGH AT YOU NEW POSTER!! AHHHGGG! YOU PUNIC ASS PUNK!!! AHHHRRGGG I CALL ASS OVER YOU ....MATTER OF FACT I CALL ASS ON YOU!!! ARRRHHHHHGGGG AHHHGGGG

FROFL

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 20:34

Quote:

ARNOLD. you're FAT. Ha. I bet that hurt your self esteem pretty bad huh? all those years of bodybuilding. yeah. you're just FAT.

H_TOWN_M..

Posts: 6278

Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 22:01

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On 14-12-06 02:34 Shock14 wrote:
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ARNOLD. you're FAT. Ha. I bet that hurt your self esteem pretty bad huh? all those years of bodybuilding. yeah. you're just FAT.

*imitates Arnold's voice and accent* AHHHGGG BITCH I AINT FAT!!! THIS IS MUSCLELLL !!! MELTED MUSCLELLL!!!

Pearlgir.. Posts: 138	Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 22:37
	She probably has an sharp alloy tooth in that mouth of hers.

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 22:41

^or a sharp one made of bone! quite an idea, huh?

Quote:

On 14-12-06 04:01 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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*imitates Arnold's voice and accent* AHHHGGG BITCH I AINT FAT!!! THIS IS MUSCLELLL !!! MELTED MUSCLELLL!!!

IT'S FAT! HA, TAKE THAT ARNIE'S SELF-ESTEEM!

Sucka Posts: 379	Posted by: Sucka on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 23:09
	wow... just wow...

H_TOWN_M..

Posts: 6278

Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 13th 2006f Dec @ 23:56

Quote:

On 14-12-06 04:41 Shock14 wrote:
^or a sharp one made of bone! quite an idea, huh?

I DUNNO WHAT IT IS....BUT I SURE WANT A BJ FROM HER

SimonL Posts: 2526	Posted by: SimonL on the 14th 2006f Dec @ 02:06
	It's Saskatchewan, the dining room is the living room and the kitchen is also the bathroom. Explains the tv on the fridge...ay

mk1979 Posts: 84	Posted by: mk1979 on the 14th 2006f Dec @ 07:49
	go prairie folks!!! Saskatchewan is in Canada, just more rural

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 14th 2006f Dec @ 19:48

Quote:

On 14-12-06 05:56 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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I DUNNO WHAT IT IS....BUT I SURE WANT A BJ FROM HER

she could cut a pretty design in your dick.

H_TOWN_M..

Posts: 6278

Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 14th 2006f Dec @ 22:25

Quote:

On 15-12-06 01:48 Shock14 wrote:
[..]
she could cut a pretty design in your dick.

A FLAT TOP!!

FUCK YEAH!!

mk1979 Posts: 84	Posted by: mk1979 on the 15th 2006f Dec @ 09:15
	btw her name is Rebekah Klotz, she's 21 from Saskatoon, she's featured in today's free newspaper in toronto

dark_lor.. Posts: 1066	Posted by: dark_lord on the 15th 2006f Dec @ 09:33
	btw her nam is Plovdiv Raktaktov, she's 12,5 from Tsjaknavtistan, she's featured in today's free playboy in New York

Phoenix9.. Posts: 875	Posted by: Phoenix911 on the 15th 2006f Dec @ 09:37
	lol she must drink alot of milk to keep them nice and strong :P My friend don't want to let her give head lmao.... i wonder why.

mk1979 Posts: 84	Posted by: mk1979 on the 15th 2006f Dec @ 10:28
	http://www.metronews.ca/uploadedFiles/PDFs/20 061215_Toronto.pdf See page 12, closeup of girl's face and crooker front teeth

ehj1 Posts: 1	Posted by: ehj1 on the 15th 2006f Dec @ 13:20
	Bullcrap. That's one of those safe cans. They filled it with liquid and "pretended" to release the pressure. As she seem to be biting around it, she's actually unscrewing the top. If she did indeed cut it with her teeth, her lips would be dripping of blood. http://www.palmvid.com/images/products/beer-s oda-can-diversion-safe_default.jpg Bullsheet video