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Posted by: Scottjpw on the 31st 2007f January 2007 | Comments: (78) |

pieman Posts: 731	Posted by: pieman on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 15:45
	That ain't real...is it?

pieman Posts: 731	Posted by: pieman on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 16:01
	I have some news : Tokeabow loves transvestite prostitutes. Maybe you already knew that

DEFORCER

Posts: 381

Posted by: DEFORCER on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 16:21

Quote:

On 31-01-07 22:01 pieman wrote:
I have some news :

i have an extremely small penis

i bet u do

broseph1.. Posts: 906	Posted by: broseph127 on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 16:23
	wow its like a documentary on my life

Tyrfingr Posts: 9897	Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 16:40
	What were they covering ?.. the news on the neighbours goldfish bowl

pieman Posts: 731	Posted by: pieman on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 16:43
	Aw I'm sorry DEFORCER. But see putting your own problems through in other people's names, That won't make it go away. I bet DEFORCER here is one of the sick bastards here : http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/112801633 4 I really do feel sorry for you.

Tyrfingr

Posts: 9897

Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 16:48

Quote:

On 31-01-07 22:43 pieman wrote:

I bet DEFORCER here is one of the sick bastards here :
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/112801633 4

I really do feel sorry for you.

Those aren't sick individuals, just penis challenged

Shock14 Posts: 4914	Posted by: Shock14 on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 16:53
	lol, good compilation of awkward moments (assuming that's what it is) btw I call ass on all female news anchors

DEFORCER

Posts: 381

Posted by: DEFORCER on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 17:44

Quote:

On 31-01-07 22:48 Tyrfingr wrote:
[..]

Those aren't sick individuals, just penis challenged

yup 9 inches hard is definantley small, im so proud of myself

drifting Posts: 313	Posted by: drifting on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 18:15
	is that 4 real?

RipUaNew..

Posts: 24

Posted by: RipUaNew1 on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 18:57

Quote:

On 01-02-07 00:15 drifting wrote:
is that 4 real?

Yup, it's completely real.

Ain't it nice, finally, no waring problems
orissues, no middle east crap, they can just all shut the #@Q& up! NO NEWS ! I like it.

Evil_Mic.. Posts: 60	Posted by: Evil_Mickey on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 18:58
	Female Reporter - ".......Hold on... we must interupt our current lack of news to report this break news breaking news animation plays...yes ...yes ...well it seems that the Queen of England is currently.... take a shit. graphic of the Queen on the toliet shows up That's right the Queen is now taking a massive dump in the royal toliet. We'll return to this breaking news when more info arises, now back to our current program. ................"

GerMan

Posts: 51

Posted by: GerMan on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 19:21

Quote:

On 31-01-07 22:23 broseph127 wrote:
wow its like a documentary on my life

LMFAO

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 21:18

Quote:

On 31-01-07 23:44 DEFORCER wrote:
[..]
yup 9 inches hard is definantley small, im so proud of myself

then deforcer realized that the ruler was on the centimeter side and not the inches side.

Phoenix9..

Posts: 875

Posted by: Phoenix911 on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 21:38

Quote:

On 31-01-07 23:44 DEFORCER wrote:
[..]
yup 9 inches hard is definantley small, im so proud of myself

You see why would anyone beleave you?
Your talking on the net, Hell any guy on this website could say "i have a 10 inch cock." So stop making shit up ok.

Tyrfingr

Posts: 9897

Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 31st 2007f Jan @ 22:15

Quote:

On 01-02-07 03:38 Phoenix911 wrote:
[..]
You see why would anyone beleave you?
Your talking on the net, Hell any guy on this website could say "i have a 10 inch cock." So stop making shit up ok.

If he had said 1 inch i bet you'd be quick to believe him though

DEFORCER

Posts: 381

Posted by: DEFORCER on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 00:20

Quote:

On 01-02-07 03:38 Phoenix911 wrote:
[..]
You see why would anyone beleave you?
Your talking on the net, Hell any guy on this website could say "i have a 10 inch cock." So stop making shit up ok.

aw dont be jealous

ThaiLady.. Posts: 29	Posted by: ThaiLadyBoy on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 02:16
	its not real its from a comedy show on bbc3 that ran for 3 episodes. 1 was taking the piss out of tesco invading everywhere another was about 24 horus of the same news / no news and a third was about somehting else

H_TOWN_M..

Posts: 6278

Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 02:17

Quote:

On 01-02-07 06:20 DEFORCER wrote:
[..]
aw dont be jealous

YEAH DUDE!!!!!! THEY'RE JEALOUS!!!

I KNOW YOU HAVE A 9 INCHES COCK

AND BELIEVE ME AS LONG IM HERE IS NOT GONNA MOVE OUT OF YOUR ASS

Southpol.. Posts: 67	Posted by: Southpole on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 02:39
	Cocks so small, you gotta use a depth gauge, not a ruler.

RobYDMfa.. Posts: 2374	Posted by: RobYDMfan on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 04:02
	lol !!! HAHAHA

herbtree

Posts: 2564

Posted by: herbtree on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 06:42

Quote:

On 31-01-07 21:59 Tokeabow wrote:
ahaha ofcourse theres no news...england is boring as hell

ahhhhhahahahahah lol hahahahaha no stop please stop hahahahahahaa

XxCezzyx..

Posts: 322

Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 08:12

Quote:

On 01-02-07 03:38 Phoenix911 wrote:
[..]
You see why would anyone beleave you?
Your talking on the net, Hell any guy on this website could say "i have a 10 inch cock." So stop making shit up ok.

at the end of the day u guys are only human....

MoAm

Posts: 160

Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 08:19

Quote:

On 01-02-07 03:38 Phoenix911 wrote:
[..]
You see why would anyone beleave you?
Your talking on the net, Hell any guy on this website could say "i have a 10 inch cock." So stop making shit up ok.

I have a 10 inch c...

O no i'm not gonna finish that...

H_TOWN_M..

Posts: 6278

Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 09:22

Quote:

On 01-02-07 14:19 MoAm wrote:
[..]

I have a 10 inch c...

O no i'm not gonna finish that...

'' **** ''

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN!!! NOW THATS A BIG PUSSY

ben_dove.. Posts: 1323	Posted by: ben_dover on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 09:42
	Oh the power of silence. It can be so funny! This of course was not real, but still funny. It was one of the camermen or editors that took footage before actually taping and spliced it all together to make it seem as if the whole news program was silent with "no news." One thing is for certain, it was an inside job.

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:12
	clit

XxCezzyx..

Posts: 322

Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:12

Quote:

On 01-02-07 16:12 MoAm wrote:
clit

clit??? lol

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:16
	Joke my dad used to make, don't wanna know about my family....

XxCezzyx.. Posts: 322	Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:17
	oh okay..u think ur family's bad....lol check out mine lol

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:21
	Thank god!!! i'm not the only one I think i turned out real fine....

XxCezzyx.. Posts: 322	Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:24
	lucky for u..i have a twin sister! lol

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:30
	I'm sorry, that sucks twice as hard....

XxCezzyx.. Posts: 322	Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:30
	yes it does^^^

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:34

XxCezzyx.. Posts: 322	Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:35
	i should know i'm a bloody twin...what would feel like if ur sister did things' wrong...everybody would work u twice as hard n plus it would look bad on u lol

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:38
	I don't have a twin sister but an older sister, had the same problems with her. She did stuff and people would come to me.... I mean wTF is that about?

XxCezzyx.. Posts: 322	Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:39
	i dunno...oh know it's a total pain in the ass! lol

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:40
	I know!!!!

XxCezzyx.. Posts: 322	Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 10:41
	yes!!! LOL

_Heretic.. Posts: 122	Posted by: _Heretic_ on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:11
	That irritated me...... alot

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:13
	My clit?

Tyrfingr Posts: 9897	Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:27
	^^^

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:28
	Yeah get that alot....

Tyrfingr Posts: 9897	Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:30
	Humour is well needed in this place

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:33
	No, really, if your clit is this long, it irretate's alot!!! Specially on a bike......

Tyrfingr

Posts: 9897

Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:49

Quote:

On 01-02-07 18:33 MoAm wrote:
No, really, if your clit is this long, it irretate's alot!!! Specially on a bike......

And certain fabrics ?

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 12:58
	Yeah, need to wear proper cotton underwear....The big ones.... Don't tell pieman....

Tyrfingr

Posts: 9897

Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:04

Quote:

On 01-02-07 18:58 MoAm wrote:
Yeah, need to wear proper cotton underwear....The big ones....

Don't tell pieman....

That bad/good huh ?

Pie..man... Who ?

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:11
	depends on what your into....

Tyrfingr Posts: 9897	Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:19
	Cryptic answer

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:34
	Ok i was still talking about my underwear.... Big cotton underwear, you said bad/good.... Depends what your into

pieman

Posts: 731

Posted by: pieman on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:35

Quote:

On 01-02-07 18:58 MoAm wrote:
Yeah, need to wear proper cotton underwear....The big ones....

Don't tell pieman....

..Eh, I don't get it.

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:37
	about the big cotton underwear, else it won't be sexy anymore..... djeez...

Tyrfingr

Posts: 9897

Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:38

Quote:

On 01-02-07 19:35 pieman wrote:
[..]
..Eh, I don't get it.

*slaps the back of your head, sending the propeller cap flying*

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 13:40
	ok, now i pissed in my big cotton underwear...

GeorgeW Posts: 412	Posted by: GeorgeW on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 14:13
	Whattup cowards! There's always somethin' going down in this great nation of ours'!!

ben_dove.. Posts: 1323	Posted by: ben_dover on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 14:27
	I agree GW.

XxCezzyx..

Posts: 322

Posted by: XxCezzyxX on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 14:33

Quote:

On 01-02-07 19:40 MoAm wrote:

ok, now i pissed in my big cotton underwear...

soo this is where u too have been having ur convo is it?? lol

DEFORCER Posts: 381	Posted by: DEFORCER on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 15:00
	im just fuckin with u guys i do have a 9 incher hard and most guys on here do to, except pieman and niga_pun ok so does that make u happy?

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 15:02
	I have a bigger clit than you!!! In rest

pieman

Posts: 731

Posted by: pieman on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 15:07

Quote:

On 01-02-07 21:00 DEFORCER wrote:
im just fuckin with u guys i do have a 9 incher hard and most guys on here do to, except pieman and niga_pun ok so does that make u happy?

Eh...you know, you say what you want, I really couldn't give a fuck about the size of your dick.

Really.

So stop going on about it. No-one believes you, no-one CARES.

ben_dove..

Posts: 1323

Posted by: ben_dover on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 15:37

Quote:

On 01-02-07 21:07 pieman wrote:
[..]
Eh...you know, you say what you want, I really couldn't give a fuck about the size of your dick.

Really.

So stop going on about it. No-one believes you, no-one CARES.

yep!!

earlthep..

Posts: 256

Posted by: earlthepearl on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 15:50

Quote:

On 01-02-07 21:00 DEFORCER wrote:
im just fuckin with u guys i do have a 9 incher hard and most guys on here do to, except pieman and niga_pun ok so does that make u happy?

you've bothered to measure it..........pathetic. Just like all of you bums on here.

Shock14 Posts: 4914	Posted by: Shock14 on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 15:59
	I'm starting to think that MoAm is a guy on the outside and a girl on the inside.

MoAm Posts: 160	Posted by: MoAm on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 16:02
	O no not really, o you just don't get the dutch humor....

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 16:05

Quote:

On 01-02-07 21:50 earlthepearl wrote:
[..]

you've bothered to measure it..........pathetic. Just like all of you bums on here.

ha! look at this fag! doesn't know how long his own dick is!

t1t4n Posts: 533	Posted by: t1t4n on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 16:40
	BORING! i actualy watched the whole fucking video. someone shoot me NOW!!!!

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 17:30

Quote:

On 01-02-07 22:40 t1t4n wrote:
BORING! i actualy watched the whole fucking video. someone shoot me NOW!!!!

aww should I make a plaque in remembrance of two minutes of your life? pooor titan. *lamps across the face* GO SIT IN THE CORNER

t1t4n

Posts: 533

Posted by: t1t4n on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 19:55

Quote:

On 01-02-07 23:30 Shock14 wrote:
[..]
aww should I make a plaque in remembrance of two minutes of your life? pooor titan. *lamps across the face* GO SIT IN THE CORNER

Your lamps are no match for my rock hard face. Your lamps just bounce off me with extra energy and lock onto the heat that is being emitted from your ass. The outcome is MANY lamps jammed far up your colon. LOL

DEFORCER

Posts: 381

Posted by: DEFORCER on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 20:02

Quote:

ok truce motherfucker

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 20:33

Quote:

On 02-02-07 01:55 t1t4n wrote:
[..]

Your lamps are no match for my rock hard face. Your lamps just bounce off me with extra energy and lock onto the heat that is being emitted from your ass. The outcome is MANY lamps jammed far up your colon. LOL

*bends over and shoots them all out at incredible speeds, leaving titan smelly and motionless* all in a day's work

t1t4n

Posts: 533

Posted by: t1t4n on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 21:00

Quote:

On 02-02-07 02:33 Shock14 wrote:
[..]
*bends over and shoots them all out at incredible speeds, leaving titan smelly and motionless* all in a day's work

LOL damn shock looks like u been working those muscles out!

Shock14

Posts: 4914

Posted by: Shock14 on the 01st 2007f Feb @ 22:50

Quote:

On 02-02-07 03:00 t1t4n wrote:
[..]

LOL damn shock looks like u been working those muscles out!

I take some huge shits after eating all those nails

Flipfoot

Posts: 233

Posted by: Flipfoot on the 04th 2007f Feb @ 05:48

Quote:

On 01-02-07 16:24 XxCezzyxX wrote:
lucky for u..i have a twin sister! lol

Quote:

On 01-02-07 16:30 MoAm wrote:
I'm sorry, that sucks twice as hard....

Gnnnnngggghhh ah ah ahh aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Cheers girls!!!! Couldnt have finished with out ya

benzi2k7 Posts: 11	Posted by: benzi2k7 on the 22nd 2007f Jul @ 17:59
	Lol the bbc news beep beep beep thing annoys the hell out of me thats why there is ITV news!