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Generate a similar amount of power as a single battery from 2 candles.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 08th 2007f February 2007 | Comments: (43) | 
roam798 
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Posted by: roam798 on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 11:26 |
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| excellent......now i know a new way to jump start my car... |
funt
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Posted by: funt on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 11:48 |
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| funty |
tokechok..
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Posted by: tokechoke on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 11:49 |
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BULLSHIT FLAG!!!! Do people really have this much time on their hands? This dumbass could have used potatoes or hell even two wooden fuckin blocks to do this FAKE ass shit. He obviously has the nails connected THROUGH THE CANDLES to a power supply. Each time he lights the second candle, you can see him reach between his legs to apply the power; likewise, he will reach between his legs when he blows out the candles. Why does he have to re-light the lighter between lighting each candle? DON'T WASTE MY TIME YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!  |
BananaMo..
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Posted by: BananaMonkey on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 11:58 |
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| borrrrring!!!!!!!! |
tokechok..
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Posted by: tokechoke on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 11:58 |
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Oh yeah, and that's for the MUCH NEEDED close up of you "charging" the system by rubbing magnet on the nails (gives you time to set up the real part of the trick). Notice how the candles don't move after that and how the top of the candles overlap the far side of the table so that you don't see the wires running out behind them, probably scotch taped to the table...  |
Jake_Man..
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Posted by: Jake_Manis on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 12:21 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-07 17:49 tokechoke wrote:
BULLSHIT FLAG!!!! Do people really have this much time on their hands? This dumbass could have used potatoes or hell even two wooden fuckin blocks to do this FAKE ass shit. He obviously has the nails connected THROUGH THE CANDLES to a power supply. Each time he lights the second candle, you can see him reach between his legs to apply the power; likewise, he will reach between his legs when he blows out the candles. Why does he have to re-light the lighter between lighting each candle? DON'T WASTE MY TIME YOU DUMB FUCK!!!! |
The fact that you noticed all that just leads me to believe you've got even more time on your hands than the chap in the video. |
ben_dove..
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Posted by: ben_dover on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 12:56 |
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| Hmmmm....I don't think I'm going to try it... |
ReadyD
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Posted by: ReadyD on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 13:33 |
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I think the wires from the motor/ bulb go off to a power supply that is totaly independant from the candles and nails.
notice how the apparent "middle" of the wire goes off the screen to the right and left. |
tokechok..
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Posted by: tokechoke on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 13:59 |
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| Actually Jake, for MY time, I'm getting 22.29/hr so when I'm surfing web videos I like the watch good ones, not fakes! Videos like this make our children ignorant and naive... |
a_scisso..
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 14:04 |
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| There is no source of current from a candle's flame that can light even a small bulb. Other red herrings: briefly rubbing a nail with a magnet doesn't magnetize it; wax is a great insulator - no current would flow through it; the fact that the wires are partly out of view when the bulb is lit is suspicious. I assume that the small motor had its own internal battery. |
Flipfoot
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Posted by: Flipfoot on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 14:27 |
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GIBBLETS TASTY GIBBLETS !! !! !!
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Syndrome
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Posted by: Syndrome on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 15:05 |
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hahaha love how ppl get pissed at this shitty "fake motor'' ... hey i got to candles LETS FUCK!!  |
dark_lor..
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Posted by: dark_lord on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 16:26 |
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I think he used his magical huba juba powers to pull of that grant trick
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Funbags
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Posted by: Funbags on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 16:36 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-07 20:04 a_scissors wrote:
There is no source of current from a candle's flame that can light even a small bulb. Other red herrings: briefly rubbing a nail with a magnet doesn't magnetize it; wax is a great insulator - no current would flow through it; the fact that the wires are partly out of view when the bulb is lit is suspicious. I assume that the small motor had its own internal battery.
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You gotta be taking the piss. When they cut to the magnet scene, they swap the candles for 2 other candles that were wired across the table and to a battery pack under the table. When they cut back, his hand goes under the table every time he lights the second candle he flipped the switch. |
drifting
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Posted by: drifting on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 16:44 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-07 19:59 tokechoke wrote:
Actually Jake, for MY time, I'm getting 22.29/hr so when I'm surfing web videos I like the watch good ones, not fakes! Videos like this make our children ignorant and naive... |
hey... chill dude.
btw, itz not fake |
Funbags
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Posted by: Funbags on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 17:01 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-07 22:38 Tokeabow wrote:
'taking the piss' ... british people are weird |
You can take my piss anytime big boy  |
Alacrity
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 17:10 |
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| Pretty naive if you believe it. |
wat_
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Posted by: wat_ on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 17:37 |
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| wow it works |
totts
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Posted by: totts on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 18:00 |
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i rli dont see how 'magnetising' the nails wil have anythin to do with the actuall energy transferr. fuc
secondly, the energy is purely at the top of the candle, where the fire is, so why the hell would there b any energy in the middlle of the candle, ameri
finally, he diddnt actually magnetise da nails cos he rubbed the magnet in both directions, so the field would be reversed after everery rub. ca |
slevin
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Posted by: slevin on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 18:01 |
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Candle power, omg such bullshit.
Next time pin two nails in the back of a donkey and create light. fkin dumbass |
niga_pun
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Posted by: niga_pun on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 19:34 |
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| lol shock14 hasn't posted yet because he's trying out the new romantic way to power his vibrator =) |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 20:11 |
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| This sure shit infuriated some people.. lol |
Shock14
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 22:35 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-07 01:34 niga_pun wrote:
lol shock14 hasn't posted yet because he's trying out the new romantic way to power his vibrator =) |
no, there was just nothing to say |
niga_pun
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Posted by: niga_pun on the 08th 2007f Feb @ 22:47 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-07 04:35 Shock14 wrote:
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no, there was just nothing to say |
bullshit! u always got some lame-ass shit to say about any fucking thing u see or read! |
SimonL
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Posted by: SimonL on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 00:48 |
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Sweeet! No more batteries needed for my ipod  Just stick two candles up my ass connect some wires, light the wicks and BOOM instant music. |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 01:41 |
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CARING FOR YOUR BRITISH PERSON
British people tend to be much larger than most Europeans, so they may require an extra-large cage, however slightly smaller than that of the American version. You will also need a padded cage, as British people are stupid and will repeatedly run into the walls. They must be fed a diet of entirely fish and chips, at least twice per day. Take care in feeding them, as Britons may have a Stiff Upper Lip (or believe that they do) and may attempt to ram you with it. Be careful not to let your British person die - as their empire and former greatness as crumbled, their population has dwindled in their confined, tiny-arse little island. If too many British people die, they could become an endangered species.
Diet---
It is a well known fact that the British will eat anything which has been boiled. This includes sausages, sheep innards, crumpets (but only if they're in bulk), SPAM™, pudding, beer, fish, blood, chips, and Puerto Ricans. The Queen will eat your brains (boiled of course) if you vandalize this again. The main source of dietary consumption though seems to be tea and scones with clotted cream (and crumpets).
(insert gratuitous bad teeth joke here)
Social Structure-
The British have a social structure in which a number of all female 'workers' maintain their country under the rule of the Queen. The appearance of two sexes has been created for the purpose of entertaining each other and to maintain the fashion industry, and to draw attention away from their violent disposition.
Female workers are broken into three separate types; "workers", "care-takers", and "warriors" (see amazons). Though differing somewhat throughout the species, the hive structure remains relatively the same throughout the world.
Population Distribution-
The British no longer inhabit Britain, as they all emigrated to such cultural bastions as Los Angeles, Melbourne and Spanish cities. These cities have vibrant British communities, each with their own "Londontown" district in which traditional cuisine is served, football hooliganism is practised, the weather is complained about and ale is quaffed. Britain was taken over in the 80s by a new people called chavs coming from a former colony, Manchestershire.
The Spanish community of British people flourishes. In Spain the British appear as bright red sun-burnt, fat bellied, tourists with stripy red and blue shirts and shorts and an idiot hat placed upon their head. Ironically more British are in Spain than in Britain itself, the Spanish government has thus forced all British to move south into Gibraltar, Ibiza and Maldives. Ironically the British complain about immigrants to their country on a regular basis.
Mathematics-
All forms of English measurement have no bearing on one another. One could specify a peck in a pint in a bushel on a cornhenbollocksshirewall yard. This elaborate system was largely used around the country to trick simpletons into paying too much for too little, at a time when most of the population was innumerate in the first place. The English system of measurement was given to the United States in hopes that it would defeat them by their own inability to count, but the Americans had since mastered the complexity and rules of English measurement, and use it to to this day. Though the British currently use the metric system, they often long for the units of measurement that were once passed on to other British colonies. Note that all but one of those colonies have failed miserably, Australia is still going strong to this day.
Language-
The British language is spoken in Britain and British Columbia. It is written and spoken by taking the English language and putting back the 'u's and 'l's that the Americans took away all over the place. For example, "colour" translates into "color" and "travelled" translates as "traveled". British speakers also have a really annoying accent, which makes you want to grab your American shotgun, but they are known to beat Americans to death (or at least try to) for no good reason other than they keep being late to save their ass in wars. The British people are also widely known for brutally attacking Americans, spamming American websites on the American internet, using American computers, and vandalising web pages for reasons which couldn't possibly involve rampant jealousy.
Humour-
The British pride themselves on their sense of humour, most usually expressed in international sporting events where comedians traditionally take the place of sportsmen. Conversely, the famed TV series Monty Python's Flying Circususususus was written and performed by three croquet teams from Spottern Womad, a small village near Penge, and not the bunch of over-advantaged arts graduates copping on to the end of the satire boom as is widely believed.
The best place to sample British humour is in the pub, where it is served by the warm pint through the carefully pithed skeletons of giraffe. You may be asked to perform a Bouffant Peony, a traditional dance which involves painting a picture of the Archibishop of Canterbury on your own chest using tomato ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper - small containers of which are often placed on the tables in the pub for this purpose. Note that although it is still theoretically illegal to "prance the bud" if you are Roman Catholic (the Religious Intolerance and Hatred Act 1705 never having been formally revoked), prosecutions are extremely rare.
The British have also made the bashing of people from the United States a popular pastime. It started after they were defeated by a small colonial rebel army. They began to feel insecure about themselves and their accents, and decided to attack the people who hurt their feelings. See United States of America to view some of their poorly written insults on the weight and intelligence of people from the United States of America.
Human-British Communication-
You may have heard a Brit talking once or twice, and mistook it for a vulture with a lung impalement or a walrus during mating season. You may find yourself at a party when a Brit enters the room - someone naively asks 'who farted?' and you, embarrassingly, are the last to say 'not me'.
A European's presence can be detected within a quarter-mile radius, and things will only get worse if one attempts to communicate with you. When approached by a Brit, do not panic. Keep your distance. It will come dangerously close to you while squawking in its language, and 9 out of 10 people pass out at this point, causing more awkwardness and a possible international incident as Britain accuses you of warmongering. Bear in mind that these people come a far-away land where time stopped in the year 1700. Their language has only recently emerged from the Shakespearean era.
A British Girl: Note the hideousl bad teeth, pasty pale complexion and overall revolting appearance.If the oncoming Brit is female, you are in serious danger. Now you can panic. Take cover in the nearest store where she can't get near you and find a pair of ear-plugs, ear-muffs, and a nose-clip. Even this may not suffice as the sound of the female's voice can pierce 6 feet of solid lead. Despite these precautions, you may still hear it shouting "WHAh een tha BLAADY 'ELL yoo rannine fram?!" as she violently tries to penetrate the barrier around the store. Good luck and godspeed if you ever have the misfortune of an encounter with this species.  |
Plumit20..
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Posted by: Plumit2000 on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 04:15 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-07 17:49 tokechoke wrote:
BULLSHIT FLAG!!!! Do people really have this much time on their hands? This dumbass could have used potatoes or hell even two wooden fuckin blocks to do this FAKE ass shit. He obviously has the nails connected THROUGH THE CANDLES to a power supply. Each time he lights the second candle, you can see him reach between his legs to apply the power; likewise, he will reach between his legs when he blows out the candles. Why does he have to re-light the lighter between lighting each candle? DON'T WASTE MY TIME YOU DUMB FUCK!!!! |
its clear you didn't pass high school physics let alone succeed in life
actually try it if you so fucking critical
otherwise stfu and watch the next video |
broseph1..
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Posted by: broseph127 on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 04:20 |
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| i hate people |
tokechok..
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Posted by: tokechoke on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 07:01 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-07 10:15 Plumit2000 wrote:
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its clear you didn't pass high school physics let alone succeed in life
actually try it if you so fucking critical
otherwise stfu and watch the next video |
"actually try it"? Are you fuckin serious? Common sense tells me this won't work, my eyes tell me it won't work... why don't you try it and tell us what you come up with?! The reason we are allowed to comment is because we are allowed to critic the vids, genius. Dumbasses like you make one thought run through my head... "Hell in a hand-basket, hell in a hand-basket, hell in a hand-basket,
hell in a hand-basket,
hell in a hand-basket,
hell in a hand-basket,
hell in a hand-basket,
Yup, that's where we're headed. |
totts
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Posted by: totts on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 08:40 |
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wow^^^^
bit depressing isnt it |
eggs
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Posted by: eggs on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 17:36 |
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yeah, "only american's would believe something this stupid"
look up the Peltier effect you dumbass Brit. |
floogen1..
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Posted by: floogen12 on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 17:40 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-07 20:34 Tony_Hewes wrote:
I think the Americans here will believe it
MORONS |
Tony.........................stop |
bioman
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Posted by: bioman on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 19:00 |
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| NOW TRY THE FUCKING TRICK WITH THE DAMM WIRES "ON" THE TABLE. WHAT A CROCK OF BULL SHIT JUST TO GET PEOPLE TO SEE AND WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!! |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 09th 2007f Feb @ 21:48 |
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Site is getting boring with spamming and too many moronic comments and too many assholes.
Maybe Ganxta and his girlfriend Miss Tony Hewes can go suck each others dicks somewhere else besides here on YDM.
While your at it take that other racist motherfucker Tiredfaggot or whatever she calls herself with you.
Maybe the three of you can daisy chain each other.
The rest of you are awesome.
Have a smashing day!!
Cheers |
H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 10th 2007f Feb @ 04:47 |
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skeet_da..
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Posted by: skeet_da_man on the 14th 2007f Feb @ 02:10 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-07 00:00 totts wrote:
i rli dont see how 'magnetising' the nails wil have anythin to do with the actuall energy transferr. fuc
secondly, the energy is purely at the top of the candle, where the fire is, so why the hell would there b any energy in the middlle of the candle, ameri
finally, he diddnt actually magnetise da nails cos he rubbed the magnet in both directions, so the field would be reversed after everery rub. ca |
ok, ever heard of a generator?
thats magnets, metal wire and spinning. nothing more.
thats why magents are important. but yeah, total bullshit vid. |
american..
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Posted by: americanvet on the 14th 2007f Feb @ 18:21 |
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| Is that one of those british nuke powerplants? |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 17th 2007f Sep @ 14:02 |
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| Quote: | On 10-02-07 03:48 boyjohn wrote:
Site is getting boring with spamming and too many moronic comments and too many assholes.
Maybe Ganxta and his girlfriend Miss Tony Hewes can go suck each others dicks somewhere else besides here on YDM.
While your at it take that other racist motherfucker Tiredfaggot or whatever she calls herself with you.
Maybe the three of you can daisy chain each other.
The rest of you are awesome.
Have a smashing day!!
Cheers |
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