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Achmed the dead terrorist is back singing Christmas carols! I keeeel You!
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 24th 2007f December 2007 | Comments: (35) |


thegreat.. 
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Posted by: thegreatone on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 05:49 |
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Achmed keeels me.  |

Draupner 
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Posted by: Draupner on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 06:03 |
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
X-mas sucks.  |

thegreat.. 
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Posted by: thegreatone on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 06:07 |
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| Quote: | On 24-12-07 12:03 Draupner wrote:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
X-mas sucks. |
Merry Christmas bonehead, err I mean Draupner.  |

meihxx_m.. 
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Posted by: meihxx_mjl on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 09:46 |
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hmm this ackmed one was shit. his first gig was  |

a_scisso.. 
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 11:09 |
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"SILENCE.......night."
merrychriskwanzachanukawhateverholiday everyone. Have fun, be somewhat safe. |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 13:07 |
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| Quote: | On 24-12-07 12:03 Draupner wrote:
X-mas sucks. |
That's a jewish thing to say
Happy christmas to all you fuckers out there  |

Bullit 
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Posted by: Bullit on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 15:09 |
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| Quote: | On 24-12-07 19:07 Tyrfingr wrote:
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That's a jewish thing to say
Happy christmas to all you fuckers out there |
Yes indeed, Merry Christmas to you ALL ! ! !  |

CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 18:13 |
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I can't find anything, anywhere in the Bible about Jesus being born on December 25 ??? So that tells me that someone just made this shit up... But Merry Christmas to you all anyway... Oh yea, I found a copy [I copy everything] of this old letter I sent to Santa back years ago when I was a kid...It was down in a box of Christmas decorations... So I thought I'd share it with you guys...
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z202/CopyD
at/lettertoSanta.jpg |

Cocleari.. 
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 20:43 |
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^^it surprises me that you'd be wasting your time reading the bible in the first place there mitch?? besides, christmas was strategically placed on the 25th due to the pagan holidays occurring at the same time (in order to make it easier for all them savages to make the switch.) i.e. syncretism.. i'd say it worked.
but anyways, merry xmas and a happy 1,000th post to me  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 21:40 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 02:43 Coclearium wrote:
christmas was strategically placed on the 25th due to the pagan holidays occurring at the same time (in order to make it easier for all them savages to make the switch.) i.e. syncretism.. i'd say it worked.
but anyways, merry xmas and a happy 1,000th post to me |
We're still eating ham here on christmas, and the name "Jul" has also survived . Which was the original pagan holiday back in the viking days .. The names of the weekdays are actually the name for the pagan gods, as well as most places and towns to this day.
So, God jul  |

Alacrity 
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 24th 2007f Dec @ 22:58 |
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| Quote: | On 24-12-07 15:46 meihxx_mjl wrote:
hmm this ackmed one was shit. his first gig was |
Agreed, Merry Christmas anyhow, even if it is a pagan holiday. |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 00:02 |
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| Ok |

Draupner 
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Posted by: Draupner on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 03:27 |
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| Quote: | On 24-12-07 12:07 thegreatone wrote:
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Merry Christmas bonehead, err I mean Draupner. |
[\/]3|2|2Ą ©[-]|2ˇ$7[\/]@$ to you!
| Quote: | On 25-12-07 03:40 Tyrfingr wrote:
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We're still eating ham here on christmas, and the name "Jul" has also survived . Which was the original pagan holiday back in the viking days .. The names of the weekdays are actually the name for the pagan gods, as well as most places and towns to this day.
So, God jul 
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We eat pinnekjřtt here. GOD JUL!!
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lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 06:33 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 00:13 CopyCat wrote:
I can't find anything, anywhere in the Bible about Jesus being born on December 25 ??? So that tells me that someone just made this shit up... But Merry Christmas to you all anyway... Oh yea, I found a copy [I copy everything] of this old letter I sent to Santa back years ago when I was a kid...It was down in a box of Christmas decorations... So I thought I'd share it with you guys...
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z202/CopyD
at/lettertoSanta.jpg |
cept in that fairy tale i havnt seen any evidence any of it happened and their was a roman holiday on the 25th but fuck that driuds all the way oh and happy jew day |

CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 07:04 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 02:43 Coclearium wrote:
^^it surprises me that you'd be wasting your time reading the bible in the first place there mitch?? besides, christmas was strategically placed on the 25th due to the pagan holidays occurring at the same time (in order to make it easier for all them savages to make the switch.) i.e. syncretism.. i'd say it worked.
but anyways, merry xmas and a happy 1,000th post to me |
Actually I've read the Bible quite extensively...
I like to know about what I don't believe in...
I like to be able to quote more scripture,
chapter & verse than 95% of the God fearing
that I talk to on the subject... It shows them
that I obviously take my disbelief more
seriously than they do there own beliefs...
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lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 07:07 |
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| lol thats funny a christian calling the pagans savages |

Alacrity 
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 08:29 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 13:04 CopyCat wrote:
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Actually I've read the Bible quite extensively...
I like to know about what I don't believe in...
I like to be able to quote more scripture,
chapter & verse than 95% of the God fearing
that I talk to on the subject... It shows them
that I obviously take my disbelief more
seriously than they do there [THEIR] own beliefs...
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AND THE PURPOSE IS?  |

CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 08:50 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 14:29 Alacrity wrote:
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AND THE PURPOSE IS? |
To be well informed, knowledge is power...
But you know this, so what the fuck
is your point ???
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carbonco.. 
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Posted by: carboncopcat on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 09:18 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 14:50 CopyCat wrote:
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To be well informed, knowledge is power...
But you know this, so what the fuck
is your point ???
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cats r gay
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Cocleari.. 
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 11:06 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 13:07 lstrex wrote:
lol thats funny a christian calling the pagans savages |
lol, i'm probably the farthest thing from a christian you'll find on this site. i threw savages in there just to be facetious. perhaps you should pass 10th grade before you go making remarks like that, little boy.  |

lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 12:49 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 17:06 Coclearium wrote:
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lol, i'm probably the farthest thing from a christian you'll find on this site. i threw savages in there just to be facetious. perhaps you should pass 10th grade before you go making remarks like that, little boy. |
maybe you should learn to spell furthest |

Cocleari.. 
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 14:06 |
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farthest |ˈfärđist| (also furthest |ˈfər-|)
used as superlative of far .
adjective [ attrib. ]
situated at the greatest distance from a specified or understood point : the farthest door led to a kitchen | figurative it was the farthest thing from my mind.
• covering the greatest area or distance : his record for the farthest flight.
• extremely remote : the farthest ends of the earth.
tell me, when you stand up for too long, does your brain start to drip out of your nose like chicken noodle soup? |

lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 14:30 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 20:06 Coclearium wrote:
farthest |ˈfärđist| (also furthest |ˈfər-|)
used as superlative of far .
adjective [ attrib. ]
situated at the greatest distance from a specified or understood point : the farthest door led to a kitchen | figurative it was the farthest thing from my mind.
• covering the greatest area or distance : his record for the farthest flight.
• extremely remote : the farthest ends of the earth.
tell me, when you stand up for too long, does your brain start to drip out of your nose like chicken noodle soup? |
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff191/lstr
ex/nooblet.jpg |

Cocleari.. 
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 15:01 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 18:49 lstrex wrote:
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maybe you should learn to spell furthest |
tell me, what's more anal than correcting someone's spelling..incorrectly?
i'm through with arguing with you though, I find it about as intellectually stimulating as a bar of soap...actually, slightly less. |

Bullit 
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Posted by: Bullit on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 17:22 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 21:01 Coclearium wrote:
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tell me, what's more anal than correcting someone's spelling..incorrectly?
i'm through with arguing with you though, I find it about as intellectually stimulating as a bar of soap...actually, slightly less.
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After reading comments after comments of yours, I would say, you inspire admiration for non English mothertongue speakers as you have this intelligent, clever & witty expression of your English language ! Man, in french you would be the most successfull teacher, the most modern exemple of English teaching ! At the contrario of the most famous 2 idiots of this site !!! Thank you for your free lesson... Cheers mate to your subtleness ....  |

lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 18:36 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 23:22 Bullit wrote:
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After reading comments after comments of yours, I would say, you inspire admiration for non English mothertongue speakers as you have this intelligent, clever & witty expression of your English language ! Man, in french you would be the most successfull teacher, the most modern exemple of English teaching ! At the contrario of the most famous 2 idiots of this site !!! Thank you for your free lesson... Cheers mate to your subtleness .... |
yeah we had a frog teacher she learnt 2 words of English came over here and just repeated wogga wogga all leason im not sure whether she was retarded or just a normal frog but her name was cockaday so we reckon she was inbred i hear thats normal in wogga wogga land |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 18:47 |
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| Quote: | On 26-12-07 00:36 lstrex wrote:
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yeah we had a frog teacher she learnt 2 words of English came over here and just repeated wogga wogga all leason im not sure whether she was retarded or just a normal frog but her name was cockaday so we reckon she was inbred i hear thats normal in wogga wogga land |
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boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 19:31 |
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| Quote: | On 26-12-07 00:36 lstrex wrote:
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yeah we had a frog teacher she learnt 2 words of English came over here and just repeated wogga wogga all leason im not sure whether she was retarded or just a normal frog but her name was cockaday so we reckon she was inbred i hear thats normal in wogga wogga land |
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H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 20:14 |
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WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND WEATHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WE CELEBRATE JESUS BIRTH
WE ALSO CELEBRATE UNION, FORGIVENESS AND ACEPTANCE. THIS IS A HOLIDAY OF PEACE!
BELIEVER OR NON BELIEVER YOU GOT RESPECT BUT YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO CHILL WITH YOU IF YOU ARE ALWAYS IN BITCH MODE -ON-
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD OR IF YOU DO...JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THE DUDE NEXT TO YOU DOES OR DOESNT BELIEVE IN GOD.
I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT A CASE OF A DUDE KILLIN SOME OTHER DUDE JUST CUZ IT WAS CHRISTMAS....LIKE '' ITS CHRISTMAS I SHALL KILL THEE BASTARDEETH!! ''
FUCK ALL THAT! WEATHER YOU ARE A BELIEVER OR A NON BELIEVER, WEATHER YOU TRY THE EXISTANCE OR THE NON EXISTANCE OF GOD YOU STILL GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE TO THE WORLD :
HOW MUCH OF A MAN YOU ARE!
WHEN SOMEONE IS BEING AN ARROGANT LIL BITCH WELL....YOU KNOW DEEP INSIDE OF HIM HE IS FEELIN EMPTY AND HE HATES WHEN HE SEES SOMEONE BELIEVE IN SOMETHING WITH ALL HIS/HER HEART (THIS GOES TO BELIEVERS AND NON BELIEVERS)
SO IF YOU BITCH ALL THE TIME ABOUT THE '' OTHER ONE '' DUDE...THAT TELLS A LOT ABOUT YOU.....
....EITHER YOU ARENT HAPPY AND FEEL EMPTY INSIDE AND YOU DEFINITALY HAVE A SMALL PENIS 
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!! ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND LET OTHERS ENJOY THEIR LIVES!!!
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Cocleari.. 
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 25th 2007f Dec @ 21:17 |
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| Quote: | On 25-12-07 23:22 Bullit wrote:
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After reading comments after comments of yours, I would say, you inspire admiration for non English mothertongue speakers as you have this intelligent, clever & witty expression of your English language ! Man, in french you would be the most successfull teacher, the most modern exemple of English teaching ! At the contrario of the most famous 2 idiots of this site !!! Thank you for your free lesson... Cheers mate to your subtleness .... |
well thank you kindly sir, i appreciate that very much.
i have always enjoyed language and expression very much, but have not had the pleasure of learning another language quite yet. I figure i finally will when i move out of the states in a year or so. |

Holy_Cra.. 
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Posted by: Holy_Crap on the 26th 2007f Dec @ 06:33 |
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^^ Jesus has always caused contoversy and look what its done to this comments page!!  |

Cocleari.. 
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 26th 2007f Dec @ 10:41 |
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^^ lol, i love how you call jesus an 'it' as opposed to a 'he' 
it puts the lotion in the basket  |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 26th 2007f Dec @ 10:43 |
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| I don't see what is so funny about this puppet. It's not even well performed. |

lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 26th 2007f Dec @ 12:01 |
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| Quote: | On 26-12-07 12:33 Holy_Crap wrote:
^^ Jesus has always caused contoversy and look what its done to this comments page!! |
holy_crap ur bk  |

BoyJon 
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Posted by: BoyJon on the 06th 2008f Jul @ 15:00 |
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| WOW |


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