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Posted by: Pntbllkid777 on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 08:05 |
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| That was mostly gay. |
Draupner
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Posted by: Draupner on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 08:11 |
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Why did he attach the cat to his body? He should simply grab its tail, that would have been much more fun..  |
Plumit20..
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Posted by: Plumit2000 on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 08:31 |
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cats can actually survive being thrown out of planes.
there has been recorded accounts of cats surviving falling from very high buildings and hitting the cement after reaching terminal velocity. once they reach terminal velocity the realize they are not getting faster and they relax to an extent better absorbing the impact when they hit. however if the hit the ground before they reach terminal velocity they are still panicking and dont relax their limbs and don't survive. you can actually look it up its quite amazing. ide love to find out for sure though. |
a_scisso..
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 09:02 |
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| Quote: | On 18-03-08 05:31 Plumit2000 wrote:
cats can actually survive being thrown out of planes.
there has been recorded accounts of cats surviving falling from very high buildings and hitting the cement after reaching terminal velocity. once they reach terminal velocity the realize they are not getting faster and they relax to an extent better absorbing the impact when they hit. however if the hit the ground before they reach terminal velocity they are still panicking and dont relax their limbs and don't survive. you can actually look it up its quite amazing. ide love to find out for sure though. |
Not out of fucking planes! Telephone polls and trees, yes, but not out of a fucking plane. Cats ARE MORE LIKELY to survive from a five story fall than that from one story, that's true...but its not a sure thing.-
Enough said, why would your strap a cat on your chest and jump out of a plane? What russian glue were they sniffing when he decided that this was a good idea? I'm sure the thing would much rather be sprawled across a warm sidewalk with a belly full of tuna.
Cats skydiving. What's next? Putting a dog into orbit? oh, wait nevemind.... |
tardturd
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Posted by: tardturd on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 09:11 |
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finnishg..
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Posted by: finnishguy on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 09:14 |
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Hahaha The doesn't want to go...   |
Alacrity
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 09:32 |
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| NO FOLLOW UP AGAIN. Where is the follow up shot of the guy landing on top of the cat with a nice satisfying SPLAT!! |
Bullit
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Posted by: Bullit on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 11:08 |
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Not out of fucking planes! Telephone polls and trees, yes, but not out of a fucking plane. Cats ARE MORE LIKELY to survive from a five story fall than that from one story, that's true...but its not a sure thing.-
Enough said, why would your strap a cat on your chest and jump out of a plane? What russian glue were they sniffing when he decided that this was a good idea? I'm sure the thing would much rather be sprawled across a warm sidewalk with a belly full of tuna.
Cats skydiving. What's next? Putting a dog into orbit? oh, wait nevemind....
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Agreed !
Fucking russians, they always come up with something that no one would think to do ! Their brains must be wanking as well to produce this kind of ideas ! Cretins. |
jelleoel..
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 11:54 |
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That was just plain animal cruelty!
| Quote: | On 18-03-08 05:31 Plumit2000 wrote:
cats can actually survive being thrown out of planes.
there has been recorded accounts of cats surviving falling from very high buildings and hitting the cement after reaching terminal velocity. once they reach terminal velocity the realize they are not getting faster and they relax to an extent better... |
That's about the stupidest and most ignorant thing I have ever heard. Are you 5 years old?
IF a cat reached teminal velocity, IT DIES! You fucking idiot! They can survive high falls, but not so high that they reach terminal velocity.
| Quote: | On 18-03-08 05:31 Plumit2000 wrote:
Cats ARE MORE LIKELY to survive from a five story fall than that from one story, that's true...but its not a sure thing... |
Are you fucking retarded? Cat's are NOT more likely to survive falls from tall buildings, than from one story hights. That's retarded, and completely wrong.
Why do you people believe these ridiculous myths. You are suppose to learn the truth before you stop being a child.
Cats CAN survive falling from high places. Reasons are, they spread out their legs to increase air friction, and they land in a position where they can absorb the impact.
STILL, the slower the better chance to not get injured or killed!
It does not need any certain height or velocity to get ready for the impact, except enough time to turn around if not facing the right way, which they only need like half a meter for anyway.
RETARDS! |
mcmartin..
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 11:54 |
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What if the shoot didn't open and the cat took the brunt of the fall and they both survived!  |
a_scisso..
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 12:24 |
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[quote]On 18-03-08 08:54 jelleoelle wrote:
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Cats CAN survive falling from high places. Reasons are, they spread out their legs to increase air friction, and they land in a position where they can absorb the impact.
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You just proved my point you little shit. The reason why cats are more likely to survive a somewhat longer fall than from a shorter one IS because it has a chance to right itself and land in a more forgiving position as opposed to a short fall where they might land on their sides or their backs. (the idea that cats will always land on their feet IS a myth, they are just more apt to do so because of their natural acrobatics.)
[quote]On 18-03-08 08:54 jelleoelle wrote:
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It does not need any certain height or velocity to get ready for the impact, except enough time to turn around if not facing the right way,
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proving my point once again, you redundant fuck.
[quote]On 18-03-08 08:54 jelleoelle wrote:
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which they only need like half a meter for anyway.
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Yeah, you go drop your cat upside down from a half of a meter, a mere foot and a half, and see if it lands on its feet.
[quote]On 18-03-08 08:54 jelleoelle wrote:
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That was just plain animal cruelty!
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and so is allowing you to suffer through your sad miserable life.
fuck you. |
jelleoel..
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 14:52 |
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| Quote: | On 18-03-08 09:24 a_scissors wrote:
You just proved my point you little shit. The reason why cats are more likely to survive a somewhat longer fall than from a shorter one IS because it has a chance to right itself and land in a more forgiving position as |
Wow, you are seriuosly retarded!
A cat only can turn around and prepare itself so fast, that it will do it from a fall of only half a meter!
So no you retard, that did not prove your point.
ANY fall that could possibly hurt it, is high enough for it to prepare itself.
That was EXPLICITLY explained, and still you don't get it.
RETARD! |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 15:30 |
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The cat should of had his own personal chut...
And also a weight belt and scuba mask...
And then drop him over water...
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a_scisso..
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 15:44 |
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It does not need any certain height or velocity to get ready for the impact, except enough time to turn around if not facing the right way, which they only need like half a meter for anyway.
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Read what you wrote mother fucker. You contradict yourself. And were you get this half a meter nonsense is beyond me. Like I said before, why don't you go try it youself. Hold a cat upside down a foot and a half off the ground and drop it, see what happens. Now, try the same thing, only now, drop it from a half a foot higher. I bet money the thing will be more successful from a higher point. Anyways, fuck this argument. Its apparent you're a bigger pussy than any cat.
ps. you're mom is going to take your computer away if you keep foaming at the mouth and yelling at the screen. |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 16:29 |
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| i hate russkins!!! |
dobby240
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Posted by: dobby240 on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 16:48 |
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| HAHAHA did u see the little barsteds feet wriggle XD that was funny shit, and you guys need to calm down about what can and cant survive.. jesus,,, |
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 19:18 |
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Read what you wrote mother fucker. You contradict yourself. And were you get this half a meter nonsense is beyond me. Like I said before, why don't you go try it youself. Hold a cat upside down a foot and a half off the ground and drop it, see what happens. Now, try the same thing, only now, drop it from a half a foot higher. I bet money the thing will be more successful from a higher point. Anyways, fuck this argument. Its apparent you're a bigger pussy than any cat.
ps. you're mom is going to take your computer away if you keep foaming at the mouth and yelling at the screen. |
And you keep showing your stupidity. No, I am not contradicting myself you retard. Maybe you are too retarded to comprehend.
You talked about how a cat was more likely to survive a fall from a tall building, than from just one storage!
So here we are not talking about the difference between half a meter or 1 meter.
We are talking about heights that are ALL high enough for there to be PLENTY of time for the cat to prepare itself.
And YES, half a meter is enough for it to turn around. I did try that when I was a kid, and you can find plenty of videos about the same thing.
So RETARD, again you have just shown that your stupidity. |
niga_pun
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Posted by: niga_pun on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 21:19 |
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Agreed !
Fucking russians, they always come up with something that no one would think to do ! Their brains must be wanking as well to produce this kind of ideas ! Cretins. |
Suck a French dick, Pierre!
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a_scisso..
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 21:38 |
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And you keep showing your stupidity. No, I am not contradicting myself you retard. Maybe you are too retarded to comprehend.
You talked about how a cat was more likely to survive a fall from a tall building, than from just one storage!
So here we are not talking about the difference between half a meter or 1 meter.
We are talking about heights that are ALL high enough for there to be PLENTY of time for the cat to prepare itself.
And YES, half a meter is enough for it to turn around. I did try that when I was a kid, and you can find plenty of videos about the same thing.
So RETARD, again you have just shown that your stupidity. |
Dear Fuckface,
A cat has little ability to sense its absolute speed (which makes sense, since any good relativist will tell you that there's no such thing as an "absolute speed" . What a cat does have is a sense of proprioception, which tells the cat how fast it's accelerating. When a cat falls out of a window it begins accelerating at something close to 9.8 m/s; this really freaks the cat out, so it assumed its "I'm in danger" posture. Specifically, it tucks its head in, pulls its feet under its body, and curves its spine. This is a good thing for the cat to do if something has just thrown it; the important parts are towards the inside where they are less likely to get injured upon impact. Unfortunately, it also makes the cat much more aerodynamic.
Curled up like this, a cat cuts through the air suffering very little drag. The low surface area of this shape means the cat has a high terminal velocity (maybe 15m/s?). If it strikes the ground going this fast, it is unlikely to survive (at least not without serious injury).
Luckily, after the cat has fallen seven or eight stories, it begins to closely approach its terminal velocity. This means that the drag due to air resistance is equal to the force of gravity, so the cat is no longer accelerating. This allows the cat to calm down enough to more thoroughly appraise the situation. Cats apparently all have an instinctive understanding of certain laws of physics, or at least they know they're more likely to survive a fall it they spread themselves out. They stretch their legs and neck out, increasing their surface area, which decreases their terminal velocity. This slows the cat down considerably (and makes it look kinda like a flying squirrel). At this slower speed it can easily survive the fall (theoretically from any height, though 32 stories is the highest on record).
signed,
a big fuck you. |
Chobits
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Posted by: Chobits on the 18th 2008f Mar @ 23:33 |
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CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 19th 2008f Mar @ 00:44 |
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Dear Fuckface,
A cat has little ability to sense its absolute speed bla, bla, bla, bla... |
Well I'm thinking , its a cat, who cares... The best cat is a dead cat, but I'll post this cat crap anyway... I quote: "Using their righting reflex, cats can often land uninjured. This is, however, far from always the case, and cats can still break bones or die from falls. In a 1987 study, published in the Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association, of 132 cats that were brought into the New York Animal Medical Center after having fallen from buildings, it was found that the injuries per cat increased depending on the height fallen up to seven stories but decreased above seven stories. [5] The study authors speculated that after falling five stories the cats reached terminal velocity and thereafter relaxed and spread their bodies to increase drag. In addition to the righting reflex cats have a number of other features that will reduce damage from a fall. Their small size, light bone structure, and thick fur decrease their terminal velocity. Furthermore, once righted they may also spread out their body to increase drag and slow the fall to some extent. [4] Due to their smaller mass, a falling cat's terminal velocity is 60mph (100 km/h) whereas that of a falling man in a free-fall position is 130mph (210 km/h). At terminal velocity they also relax as they fall which protects them to some extent on impact. Padded paws will also soften impact".
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Plumit20..
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Posted by: Plumit2000 on the 19th 2008f Mar @ 06:09 |
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| Quote: | On 18-03-08 21:44 CopyCat wrote:
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Well I'm thinking , its a cat, who cares... The best cat is a dead cat, but I'll post this cat crap anyway... I quote: "Using their righting reflex, cats can often land uninjured. This is, however, far from always the case, and cats can still break bones or die from falls. In a 1987 study, published in the Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association, of 132 cats that were brought into the New York Animal Medical Center after having fallen from buildings, it was found that the injuries per cat increased depending on the height fallen up to seven stories but decreased above seven stories. [5] The study authors speculated that after falling five stories the cats reached terminal velocity and thereafter relaxed and spread their bodies to increase drag. In addition to the righting reflex cats have a number of other features that will reduce damage from a fall. Their small size, light bone structure, and thick fur decrease their terminal velocity. Furthermore, once righted they may also spread out their body to increase drag and slow the fall to some extent. [4] Due to their smaller mass, a falling cat's terminal velocity is 60mph (100 km/h) whereas that of a falling man in a free-fall position is 130mph (210 km/h). At terminal velocity they also relax as they fall which protects them to some extent on impact. Padded paws will also soften impact".
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Thankyou!
now to teach the fucks what terminal velocity is.
its when the force of drag = the force of gravity and thus stopping acceleration. now if a cat jumping from a 20 story building reaches terminal velocity or out of a plane and reaches terminal velocity, they can survive.
in your face jellypoof and scissors. |
a_scisso..
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 19th 2008f Mar @ 07:15 |
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| ^^^^ buildings are stationary, a small plane flys at about 150 mph. You have to factor that in. But, fuck it. Cheers, mate. I'm glad to see you not as hot headed and crazed as some other people. |
jelleoel..
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 19th 2008f Mar @ 08:16 |
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| Quote: | On 18-03-08 18:38 a_scissors wrote:
Dear Fuckface,
A cat has little ability to sense its absolute speed (which makes sense, since any good relativist will tell you that there's no such thing as an "absolute speed".
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Yet again you display your stupidity! Why are you telling me this? Who here is talking about a cats ability to sense it's speed or talkding about absolut speed?
| Quote: | On 18-03-08 18:38 a_scissors wrote:
What a cat does have is a sense of proprioception, which tells the cat how fast it's accelerating. When a cat falls out of a window it begins accelerating at something close to 9.8 m/s; this really freaks the cat out, so it assumed its "I'm in danger" posture.
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AGAIN, apparently you just lack some simple education. ANY object falling out of a windows, starts falling at 0 m/s. ZERO! It immediately begins ACCELERATING at 9.8 m/s/s.
| Quote: | On 18-03-08 18:38 a_scissors wrote:
Specifically, it tucks ... bla bla bal... Curled up like this, bla bla bal....begins to closely approach its terminal velocity. LOOOOOL bla bla bal...I am stupid.... bla bla bla |
Incredible that you are that dumb. Just because you have hear a few stories about cats surviving that high falls, doesn't mean that they are likely to do so.
The reason you hear these stories, is exactly because it is NOT common! How many millisons of times do you think a cat have fallen/jumped from a one story building? That happens constantly, and nothing ever happens to the cat.
Yet you are dumb enough to think that a cat is more likely to survive a fall from anywhere where it reached terminal velocity than from a 1 story building. Let's look and laugh at a quote from you:
| Quote: | On 18-03-08 06:02 a_scissors wrote:
Cats ARE MORE LIKELY to survive from a five story fall than that from one story, that's true.
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Cat's have eyes. They know when they are about to "land", and therefore know when to brace position themselves for impact.
Less speed (relative to the surface they land on, since you are too retarded to get that that is implied), means better chance of not getting injured. ALWAYS! |
oggologg..
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Posted by: oggologgo on the 19th 2008f Mar @ 08:25 |
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Now about your little quote from wikipedia:
| Quote: | On 18-03-08 21:44 CopyCat wrote:
...of 132 cats that were brought into the New York Animal Medical Center after having fallen from buildings, it was found that the injuries per cat increased depending on the height fallen up to seven stories but decreased above seven stories. |
Could it be that cats that have falling that far are usually DEAD and therefore not brought into the animal hospital!?!?!? DUH! |
a_scisso..
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Posted by: a_scissors on the 19th 2008f Mar @ 11:05 |
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Jelleoel,
Give it up. |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 19th 2008f Mar @ 11:21 |
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| Quote: | On 19-03-08 05:25 oggologgo wrote:
Now about your little quote from wikipedia:
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Could it be that cats that have falling that far are usually DEAD and therefore not brought into the animal hospital!?!?!? DUH! |
a boeing 747 crash landed on the u.s- canadian border..
where did they bury the survivor's? |
Plumit20..
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Posted by: Plumit2000 on the 20th 2008f Mar @ 06:30 |
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| Quote: | On 19-03-08 04:15 a_scissors wrote:
^^^^ buildings are stationary, a small plane flys at about 150 mph. You have to factor that in. But, fuck it. Cheers, mate. I'm glad to see you not as hot headed and crazed as some other people. |
assuming the plane isnt plumiting to earth at 150 mph horizontal motions is constant.
however wind resistance means horizontal motion is slowed.
by the time the cat hit the ground the horizontal motions would bee to little to matter.
and yeah just a healthy debate
jelly fag is just angry because his husband stole his dress. |
stiles11
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Posted by: stiles11 on the 21st 2008f Mar @ 03:35 |
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| Jelleoel all ive seen from ur argument is just opinion, scissors gave scientific information and i looked it up as well and that information is correct, maybe you should do the same |
Snarf
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Posted by: Snarf on the 24th 2008f Mar @ 05:12 |
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| Snarf! |
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