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The guy is a flippin' nutter! One of the craziest stunts I've seen.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 01st 2008f May 2008 | Comments: (52) |


ccscary 
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Posted by: ccscary on the 01st 2008f May @ 10:12 |
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like a powerade commerical or somethin  |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 01st 2008f May @ 10:43 |
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Nice!  |

aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 01st 2008f May @ 11:24 |
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^^Yeah!  |

gooner 
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Posted by: gooner on the 01st 2008f May @ 11:52 |
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FAKE!!!
Notice how there's no tail splashing, behind the fin!
NEXT...  |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 01st 2008f May @ 12:35 |
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What's wrong with you?
This is so obviously fake!
WAKE UP! |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 01st 2008f May @ 14:44 |
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Explain your reasoning for fake. WTF would move like that under water with enough force to pull him on the board?  |

tardturd 
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Posted by: tardturd on the 01st 2008f May @ 15:03 |
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yeah fake. Sharks eat fish not beef  |

Fedda 
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Posted by: Fedda on the 01st 2008f May @ 15:35 |
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Omg so fucking fake, you can see the bubbles/waves from the boat ahead.. 
Still very good  |

Bullit 
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Posted by: Bullit on the 01st 2008f May @ 16:19 |
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I don't think the old man who died 3 days ago in San Diego would be laughing about that kind of fake...
Cheers Draupner,  |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 01st 2008f May @ 17:13 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 11:44 mcmartin27 wrote:
Explain your reasoning for fake. WTF would move like that under water with enough force to pull him on the board? |
One thing that the fuck would not move like that under water is a shark!
How the heck do you need any further explanation that just looking at the video! |

Alacrity 
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 01st 2008f May @ 17:46 |
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FAAAAAAAAAKE! For one thing sharks don't leave a wake, and that fin was big enough for a whale. etc. Well done though.  |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 01st 2008f May @ 18:02 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 14:13 jelleoelle wrote:
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One thing that the fuck would not move like that under water is a shark!
How the heck do you need any further explanation that just looking at the video! |
Well if its a fake it aint a boat, too close to shore, jet ski maybe!!! And suck my balls!!!!  |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 01st 2008f May @ 18:27 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 15:02 mcmartin27 wrote:
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Well if its a fake it aint a boat, too close to shore, jet ski maybe!!! And suck my balls!!!! |
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jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 01st 2008f May @ 18:31 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 15:02 mcmartin27 wrote:
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Well if its a fake it aint a boat, too close to shore, jet ski maybe!!! And suck my balls!!!! |
Although I am ultra mega über gay, you are below my standards, so no thanks! |

SaNdRo 
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Posted by: SaNdRo on the 01st 2008f May @ 19:09 |
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Nice Try  |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 01st 2008f May @ 19:19 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 15:31 jelleoelle wrote:
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Although I am ultra mega über gay, you are below my standards, so no thanks! |
The use of the word über is all you needed to be the gayest of them all. Since you are gay, then go get in the ass by a horse! Cheers mate!  |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 01st 2008f May @ 19:52 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 16:19 mcmartin27 wrote:
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The use of the word über is all you needed to be the gayest of them all. Since you are gay, then go get in the ass by a horse! Cheers mate! |
Again with your sexual fantasies. Live them out yourself, and without me. |

niga_pun 
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Posted by: niga_pun on the 01st 2008f May @ 20:01 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 16:19 mcmartin27 wrote:
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The use of the word über is all you needed to be the gayest of them all. Since you are gay, then go get in the ass by a horse! Cheers mate! |
yall should just make out  |

CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 01st 2008f May @ 20:02 |
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I'd say they were using a jet ski pulling a rope
under water wath the shark fin attached...
Busted !!! Not plausible...
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mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 01st 2008f May @ 20:10 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 16:52 jelleoelle wrote:
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Again with your sexual fantasies. Live them out yourself, and without me.
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Who said I wanted to be present! I wouldn't want to be near your sorry ass. And yeah pick on the pun and continue this if your board! |

Chobits 
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Posted by: Chobits on the 02nd 2008f May @ 02:18 |
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| Chi? |

blackshe.. 
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Posted by: blacksheep on the 02nd 2008f May @ 05:02 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 11:44 mcmartin27 wrote:
Explain your reasoning for fake. WTF would move like that under water with enough force to pull him on the board? |
you dumb prick. |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 02nd 2008f May @ 07:14 |
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| Quote: | On 01-05-08 17:10 mcmartin27 wrote:
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Who said I wanted to be present! I wouldn't want to be near your sorry ass. And yeah pick on the pun and continue this if your board!
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What board?
Is that also something from one of your many sex fantasies about me? |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 02nd 2008f May @ 12:21 |
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^^^ Go do something constructive like learn what a pun is, its subtle, but obviously too big for you to comprehend!  |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 02nd 2008f May @ 13:01 |
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| Quote: | On 02-05-08 09:21 mcmartin27 wrote:
^^^ Go do something constructive like learn what a pun is, its subtle, but obviously too big for you to comprehend! |
I do plenty of constructive stuff. I am not the one exhibiting sexual fantasies about me on this site! |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 02nd 2008f May @ 16:56 |
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| Quote: | On 02-05-08 10:01 jelleoelle wrote:
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I do plenty of constructive stuff. I am not the one exhibiting sexual fantasies about me on this site! |
You are quite obsessed with yourself and sexual fantasies. Get over yourself and quit being a little bitch! |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 02nd 2008f May @ 18:58 |
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| Quote: | On 02-05-08 13:56 mcmartin27 wrote:
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You are quite obsessed with yourself and sexual fantasies. Get over yourself and quit being a little bitch!
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C'mon, try to do better than that. Otherwise you might as well stay away! You are the one that keep bringing up sexual fantasies about me, so your lame attempt to divert that away from you doesn't work. |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 02nd 2008f May @ 19:51 |
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| Quote: | On 02-05-08 04:14 jelleoelle wrote:
… sex fantasies about me? |
| Quote: | On 02-05-08 10:01 jelleoelle wrote:
… exhibiting sexual fantasies about me … |
| Quote: | On 02-05-08 15:58 jelleoelle wrote:
…sexual fantasies about me... |
GET OVER YOURSELF! IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!! THAT’S 3 POST ALL IN A ROW OF YOU, TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL FANTASIES. I MUST SAY, YOU ARE A VERY PREDICTABLE ASSHOLE!
END OF STORY UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE BEING A ****!!! (and yes you are a **** so you will reply… prove me wrong!!!) |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 03rd 2008f May @ 06:35 |
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| Quote: | On 02-05-08 16:51 mcmartin27 wrote:
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GET OVER YOURSELF! IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!! THAT’S 3 POST ALL IN A ROW OF YOU, TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL FANTASIES. I MUST SAY, YOU ARE A VERY PREDICTABLE ASSHOLE!
END OF STORY UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE BEING A ****!!! (and yes you are a **** so you will reply… prove me wrong!!!)
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Looooooooool. Need I quote you? Or can you just go back and see that every time it is you that brings up sex fantasies about me. So if anyone should get over me, it is obviously you!
You getting so worked up about it, is very revealing mcmuffin! |

Rover 
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Posted by: Rover on the 04th 2008f May @ 14:21 |
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| Sausages! |

pcotrain 
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Posted by: pcotrain on the 05th 2008f May @ 02:24 |
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| Fake! the tail would stick out of the water as well. There was only the fin! |

Chobits 
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Posted by: Chobits on the 05th 2008f May @ 04:01 |
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| Chi? |

RhaAL 
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Posted by: RhaAL on the 05th 2008f May @ 09:43 |
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| faker than my passport |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 05th 2008f May @ 14:04 |
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| Quote: | On 03-05-08 03:35 jelleoelle wrote:
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Looooooooool. Need I quote you? Or can you just go back and see that every time it is you that brings up sex fantasies about me. So if anyone should get over me, it is obviously you!
You getting so worked up about it, is very revealing mcmuffin! |
You really need to get over yourself and now you’re a self admitting c*unt! And your attempt at a creative use of my name was really pathetic! If I were you I would just end it all and do the world a favor!
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jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 05th 2008f May @ 17:13 |
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| Quote: | On 05-05-08 11:04 mcmartin27 wrote:
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You really need to get over yourself and now you’re a self admitting c*unt! And your attempt at a creative use of my name was really pathetic! If I were you I would just end it all and do the world a favor!

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If you want to end it quickly, to get over me faster, why do you keep replying then? You keep implying that I should stop answering, or I am an asshole, and you even had a little tantrum above, and yet you keep replying.
You just can't forget me can you? Was it hard to be turned down?
well, at least you avoided describing your sexual fantasies about me this time. |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 05th 2008f May @ 21:23 |
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| Quote: | On 05-05-08 14:13 jelleoelle wrote:
...and yet you keep replying...
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And yet you are replying in kind also, Jesus, you are a waste of sperm.
I now offically regret fucking your mother those years ago.  |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2008f May @ 05:53 |
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| Quote: | On 05-05-08 18:23 mcmartin27 wrote:
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And yet you are replying in kind also, Jesus, you are a waste of sperm.
I now offically regret fucking your mother those years ago. |
LOOOOL again. I am not the one telling the other to stop writing. That was so lame mcMuffin. You are the one, as I just explained, that wants it to end and express that I should stop writing, and yet you keep writing. I am not the one telling you to stop writing. So you just made yourself look even more lame!
And again with your sexual fantasies, now about my mother. That really tells something about you, because she is fat, ugly and disgusting, so you having fucked her (or fantasizing about having done so) does not offend me, only yourself.
Try again little boy. Unlike you I will not have a tantrum or start crying, so go ahead. |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 06th 2008f May @ 15:15 |
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Whatever you say doesn't change the fact you are a waste of sperm and still a little c*unt!
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jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2008f May @ 16:16 |
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| Quote: | On 06-05-08 12:15 mcmartin27 wrote:
Whatever you say doesn't change the fact you are a waste of sperm and still a little c*unt!
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It's not a complete waste though. You have some use for me in your sex fantasies obviously! |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 06th 2008f May @ 16:39 |
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Oh no, it is a complete waste, don't mistake that!  |

soupphys.. 
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Posted by: soupphysics on the 07th 2008f May @ 04:12 |
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| You are contradicting your own action! Why are you spending all this time on me, getting all exited and having sex fantasies about me then? |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 07th 2008f May @ 13:32 |
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^^^ You are fixated on yourself without a doubt. I’m bored at work, so maybe when I get a real job I’ll have something better to entertain me, you however are nothing but bored entertainment if you wish the be counted as anything, and I must say, it isn’t anything to be proud of. You don’t seem to have much going for you except with the hope of posting in what seems like almost every single post the term, sexual fantasy, which you have ingeniously changed to sex fantasy. WOW, you should look to the heavens on that one because it ranks you up there with the smartest short bus rider,
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE THE FIRST C*UNT TO EVER SCORE A PERMANENT RIDE ON THE SHORT BUS!!!!! DING DING DING!!!
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jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 07th 2008f May @ 16:10 |
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Again you fail. YOU are the one brining up your sex fantasies about me. No matter how much you try to deny it, it won't work, because all you have to do is to look at the above posts!
And what heavens are you talking about? Are you some kinda religious nut?
I know you are really happy that this video is now several pages back, so people don't go to these comments anymore and see how much of a fool you keep making of yourself. Also I will soon be too lazy to go back to find it. Maybe then you can go back into your fantasy world and feel better about yourself, and forget me rejecting you. |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 07th 2008f May @ 18:21 |
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No, you think I refer to sex fantasy's about you, but YOU are the one who keeps referring to even the term, hence the fact you’ve repeated yourself over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over about NOTHING! That’s right, things that do not exist and are only in your head.
And WTF are you talking about religious nut, if you can’t understand my analogy about you being on the short bus then you actually do deserve to be on a fucking REALLY short bus. So please save your pathetic attempts to conjure up some hope that someone out there might actually have sexual fantasies about you. If you are too dumb or too stubborn to realize that my comments were directed at you in a non-sexual and a bashing way, because your are C*UNT, then please hold your breath for a disclaimer from me next time when I state “suck my balls” and how its direction is not meant in a sexual way… Cuz it will not come again.
By the way. Suck my fucking balls you god damn homo! Oh snap, no he didn’t! Oh, no he did, Oh, shit he’s gonna reply with some more retarded bullshit because he thinks people are still reading this and has to save face… oh, can’t look bad on YDM can you “Jello Pudin” (Oh, look I can be creative too and make fun of your name… How about “Jelly in the Ass Queer” oh wait, “Jello-iza-C*unt”)
Plz, I really don’t give a shit if anyone is reading this thread… I’m replying to your shit ass responses further pointing out to you that you are a Cccccccc****, as Jimmy put it, oh and that I have no life.
Once again…
Suck my balls you mother fucking bastard, why do I know you’re a bastard, because I’m the one who fucked your ugly ass mother… musta been dat ol’English 8 Ball dat made me do dat!
I could go on, but sometimes I do have things to do, like drink 8 Ball and find out where your mother is these days.
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jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 08th 2008f May @ 04:06 |
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Wow, an even bigger tantrum. I almost didn't bother reading all that text. Simply too boring mcMuffin.
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And suck my balls!!!!
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| Quote: | mcmartin27 wrote:
go get in the ass by a horse!
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fucking your mother
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Need I say more about who is the one talking about sexual fantasies about me?
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analogy about you being on the short bus
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I know you are looking for friends on the short bus, but I was OBVIOSLY referring to you saying "...ou should look to the heavens on that one because it ranks you up t..."
Go watch the movie shortbus (2006) and come out of the closet like me!
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“suck my balls” and how its direction is not meant in a sexual way
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL! Sure little mcMuffin!
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Suck my fucking balls you god damn homo!
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I already told you I am a homo. I am the master homo. So it doesn't offend me! Damn you are slow!
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look I can be creative too and make fun of your name
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Can you actually come up with anything by yourself, instead of just attempting to reverse what I say!
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reply with some more retarded bullshit because he thinks people
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Funny how you just can't come up with your own stuff. I JUST wrote to you that you are the one being happy about no body reading this thread anymore!
Are you going to have another tantrum now? It's kinda funny to watch how excited you get. |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 08th 2008f May @ 11:22 |
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Your still a Cccccccc*unt and always be, and I know your a homo, that's why I called you a god damn homo your stupid twat. Grow some brains Short Bus!
You dees balls will never be in or around your mouth! But I'll say it again you fucking homo
Suck my balls bitch! Oooooooh, whatya gonna come up with now. Mmmmm probably more shit about fantasies!!! Why, cuz you’re a homo and master of being a C*unt, that will about sum it up.
One more thing C*unt…
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jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 08th 2008f May @ 11:50 |
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| Quote: | On 08-05-08 08:22 mcmartin27 wrote:
Your still a Cccccccc*unt and always be, and I know your a homo, that's why I called you a god damn homo your stupid twat. Grow some brains Short Bus!
You dees balls will never be in or around your mouth! But I'll say it again you fucking homo
Suck my balls bitch! Oooooooh, whatya gonna come up with now. Mmmmm probably more shit about fantasies!!! Why, cuz you’re a homo and master of being a C*unt, that will about sum it up.
One more thing C*unt…
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Seriously disappointingly that that is all you can come up with! You are really boring me! And at the same time making a fool off yourself. |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 08th 2008f May @ 12:35 |
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| Quote: | On 08-05-08 08:50 jelleoelle wrote:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. |
You should run along and find your mommy, I'm done with her!

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 08th 2008f May @ 13:31 |
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| Yawn. You are the only one interested in my mummy. So why would I care! |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 08th 2008f May @ 14:27 |
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| Quote: | On 08-05-08 10:31 jelleoelle wrote:
Waaaaaaaaaaa, waaaaaaaaaaaaa |
You should really stop sounding like a baby. Like your mother I'm done with this thread!  |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 08th 2008f May @ 14:55 |
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You should really stop sounding like a baby. Like your mother I'm done with this thread! |
So you keep saying, and yet you keep writing. You lost this long time ago, and I know it's hard for you, but c'mon, you are just plain boring.
Go climb some rocks with you other gay rock climber friends. |


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