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Controversial Chess Champion Gary Kasparov is interrupted during a speech by a flying penis.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 20th 2008f May 2008 | Comments: (23) |


Chobits 
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Posted by: Chobits on the 20th 2008f May @ 05:26 |
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| Chi? |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 20th 2008f May @ 05:47 |
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| Why is it brown? |

neoconke.. 
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Posted by: neoconker153 on the 20th 2008f May @ 05:58 |
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that guy is pretty good at smacking dicks lol  |

Plumit20.. 
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Posted by: Plumit2000 on the 20th 2008f May @ 07:41 |
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| i hate it when girls to that to my flying dick. |

gooner 
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Posted by: gooner on the 20th 2008f May @ 08:29 |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Clip of the month, by far! ha ha ha..  |

ChavKing 
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Posted by: ChavKing on the 20th 2008f May @ 11:43 |
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| Ave' it! |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 20th 2008f May @ 12:21 |
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Nice!  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 20th 2008f May @ 12:43 |
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LMFAO!!!
That was the most brilliant thing i've seen yet, if it only happened during a speech with the Baptist church morons  |

capoeira.. 
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Posted by: capoeira4u on the 20th 2008f May @ 13:13 |
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should market this toy... it's brilliant!  |

Bullit 
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Posted by: Bullit on the 20th 2008f May @ 14:34 |
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Hahahahahaha ! First time I see a clip from Mother Russia whithout seeing anybody drunk and making laugh ! Bloody russians, a flying dick !
Somebody lost his wanking toy over there, hmmm, Homoboy, what happened to your sense of discretion...  |

CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 20th 2008f May @ 17:59 |
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| Quote: | On 20-05-08 09:43 Tyrfingr wrote:
LMFAO!!!
That was the most brilliant thing i've seen yet, if it only happened during a speech with the Baptist church morons  |
No, let it be a Christian fundamentalist speech...
Maybe one of those out in front of a abortion clinic
that there about to blow up... Damn Christian
fundamentalist terrorist... Where is Bob ???
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boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 20th 2008f May @ 18:02 |
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| Quote: | On 20-05-08 11:34 Bullit wrote:
Somebody lost his wanking toy over there, hmmm, Homoboy, what happened to your sense of discretion... |
Discretion?!! I came all over your mothers face last night after I plugged her bareback in the ass.
I don't have any discretion. BTW ... I have a big uncirmcumsized dick and your mommy reminded me of the Holland Tunnel back there if you get my drift.
Thanks for asking though ... you lazy albanian goat blower.  |

Proffess.. 
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Posted by: Proffessor2 on the 20th 2008f May @ 18:38 |
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Did he say "poosee" at 1:10?  |

tardturd 
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Posted by: tardturd on the 20th 2008f May @ 23:37 |
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis. |

kingkhal.. 
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Posted by: kingkhalsa on the 21st 2008f May @ 02:06 |
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| Quote: | On 20-05-08 15:02 boyjohn wrote:
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Discretion?!! I came all over your mothers face last night after I plugged her bareback in the ass.
I don't have any discretion. BTW ... I have a big uncirmcumsized dick and your mommy reminded me of the Holland Tunnel back there if you get my drift.
Thanks for asking though ... you lazy albanian goat blower. |
Quality!!!!
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Bullit 
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Posted by: Bullit on the 21st 2008f May @ 04:57 |
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| Quote: | On 20-05-08 15:02 boyjohn wrote:
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Discretion?!! I came all over your mothers face last night after I plugged her bareback in the ass.
I don't have any discretion. BTW ... I have a big uncirmcumsized dick and your mommy reminded me of the Holland Tunnel back there if you get my drift.
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You've got the most rotten spirit I've ever encountered ! A real motherfucker of your god damn species ! You fucking c*unt ! The only thing you can think about is the same repetitive shit you type every fucking day ! Your life must be really limited & extremely boring by what I saw until now.
Go fuck yourself, you human toilet ! |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 21st 2008f May @ 12:27 |
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| Quote: | On 20-05-08 20:37 tardturd wrote:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
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Where in the world am I? Say whaaaaaaa?  |

dobby240 
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Posted by: dobby240 on the 21st 2008f May @ 14:15 |
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| thats the funniest fukin thing i'v seen forever xD cant stop laughing |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 21st 2008f May @ 14:18 |
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| Quote: | On 21-05-08 01:57 Bullit wrote:
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You've got the most rotten spirit I've ever encountered ! A real motherfucker of your god damn species ! You fucking c*unt ! The only thing you can think about is the same repetitive shit you type every fucking day ! Your life must be really limited & extremely boring by what I saw until now.
Go fuck yourself, you human toilet ! |
You seem angry? Are you angry little man?
Au revoir mon ami |

lstrex 
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Posted by: lstrex on the 21st 2008f May @ 15:07 |
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| Quote: | On 21-05-08 01:57 Bullit wrote:
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WOGGA WOGGA WOGGA (random curse word) WOGGA WOGGA WOGGA! |
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Bullit 
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Posted by: Bullit on the 21st 2008f May @ 17:28 |
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^ ^ ^
Ooooh Waow ! How fucking original from a wanker like you ! Get back to your wanking room & shove your wanking toys up your fat ass ! Little c*unt ! |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 22nd 2008f May @ 03:15 |
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| Quote: | On 21-05-08 14:28 Bullit wrote:
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Ooooh Waow ! How fucking original from a wanker like you ! Get back to your wanking room & shove your wanking toys up your fat ass ! Little c*unt ! |
yawn wogga, wogga yawn |

aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 22nd 2008f May @ 14:29 |
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| Quote: | On 20-05-08 02:58 neoconker153 wrote:
that guy is pretty good at smacking dicks lol |
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